Hey folks. Sorry for the delay from
the Z Nation Season 3 review. I was working on the next Rotten Reelz
Reviews Video Review script and my dad has undergone a bypass
surgery. He is off his ventilation tubes and breathing normally. So
yeah we can unclench for a few now.
Today's movie revolves around a coroner, his assistant, some supernatural shenanigans, a village
gripped in fear and a local witch doing good deeds? Brought to you
by the Godfather of Giallo: Mario Bava. This is Kill, Baby...Kill!
Meh, look at this ignorant rabble. |
Yup, we should have known this would
have alternative English titles to the likes of: Don't Walk in the
Park, Operation Fear, Curse of the Dead and Curse of the Living Dead.
In the year of our lord 1907, Dr. Paul Eswai (Giacomo Rossi
Stuart of Zorro and the Three Musketeers, Sodom and Gomorrah, The
Last Man on Earth, War Between the Planets,The Crimes of the Black
Cat, The Lonely Woman and Zorro) has been called to the
Carpathian village of Karmingam to do an autopsy on a young woman.
The girl, Irena Hollander died under mysterious circumstances... in a
horror movie. How bizarre. Yeah she fell from a high window and
impaled on a iron fence post is a tad odd.
His assistant Monica (Erika Blanc
of Espionage in Lisbon, Kill,Baby...Kill!, A Man for Emmanuelle, Eye
of the Cat, The Mistress Is Served,Sacred Heart and A Second
Childhood) must vouch for his work as a witness as Eswai
finds a silver coin in Irena's heart. Well how did that get there?
Maybe she swallowed it. With the local villagers being devout
believers of magical happenings and superstitions, they tell Eswai
that the town is haunted by ghost of a young girl who curses those
who visits.
Naturally, a man of science can't take this seriously.
Poppycock! Balderdash I say! Hrrumph! Meanwhile, I am thinking
you need an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on your back, a young
priest and an old priest at the ready.
I took acid and now I can flyyyyy!!! |
Esawi is set to meet Inspector Kruger
(Revolt of the Praetorians, Django Kill...If You Live,Shoot!,
Fury of Achilles, Hell Commandos, When Heroes Die and My Dear
Killer), the man that requested this autopsy in the first
place. He is to arrange said meeting at the villa of Baroness Graps
(Giovanna Galletti of I fratelli Karamazov, I miserabli,
Eneide, Last Tango in Paris, The Girl in Room 2A and Woman of
Wonders) when the Baroness tells the good doctor there is no
Inspector Kruger... DUN DUN DUN DUN!!!!
The innkeeper's daughter Nadienne
(Micaela Esdra of Highest Pressure, Made in Italy, Il muro,
Nero Wolfe, I Nicotera, Philo Vance and La villa) claims to
be visited by the ghost girl next to be cursed so the local witch
Ruth (yes Ruth) performs a ritual to lift the curse. Leaving
his cellphone in another century (don't you hate it when you do
that?) Eswai confabs with the burgomeister Karl (Piero
Lulli of Love Story, Knights of the Desert, Rapture, The Huns, The
Two Gladiators, Django Kill and My Name is Nobody) about this
Santa Claus fellow. No wait. Kris Kringle. No, wait...right, the
ghost girl. Got baffled for a moment.
Selling...girl scout...cookiessss... buy 10 of them.... |
Karl is claiming the child is actually the
ghost Melissa Graps, the dead daughter of the Baroness who is
responsible for both Irene and the Inspector Kruger's disappearance.
Eswai heads to the cemetery where two gravediggers are hastily
burying a coffin with Kruger in it. Guess the Baroness don't pay no
OT.
Will Esawi figure out how to combat the
spooky child? Can anything be done to put her spirit to rest?
Shot in 12 days in the region of
Cargata, this small commune has been an artist retreat since the 1930s
giving it an amazing look for Americans to find out that ancient
towns and villages do exist in the world and not just in cinema.
Domestically it grossed 201 million
lire which tallies to about...oh. 117 thousand 5 hundred 20.
Moving on, it would then be three years
before Mario Bava would do another horror film which was Hatchet for the Honeymoon or The Red Sign of Madness, the 1970 giallo film.
An spectral crawly film that gets under
your skin and innverves you. I enjoyed it. That being said,
English dub actor/writer Renato Izzo makes
Eswai sound pompous to John Agar levels. Arrogant and condescending.
That means he speaks down to you as if you were an errant, lost
child.
Calm yourself, woman. Be cold and detached, like me. |
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