So back again. Thought this time we
would head back into exploitation. This time around we hit Italian
Action under the helm of Lamberto Bava (Devil Fish,
Demoms, You'll Die at Midnight, Demons 2, Delirium and Turno di
notte) Son of cinematographer/director Mario Bava (also
known as the Godfather of Giallo movies). Today's film
follows a revenge story of a ex-cop going to completely sick house on
the men that wronged him. This is Blastfighter a.k.a. Force of
Vengeance.
Pew! Pew pew pew!! |
Former officer Jake "Tiger"
Sharp (Michael Sopkiw of 2019: After the Fall of New York,
Devil Fish, Blastfighter, Massacre in Dinosaur Valley and Bad Dog and
Superhero) has been released from prison after murdering his
wife's murderer. 7 years served and Jake is sprung. FYI, the credits
are bonkers. They shift all over screen during stoic no conversation
car ride. His buddy Jerry hands an ex-con a Smith & Wesson .357
Magnum and Spas 12 shotgun. Um not sure if Italy is as severe as the
states are with allowing violent ex-cons with firearms but it is a
big no-no stateside.
US wise, this shotgun became infamous
or deemed cool in Sci-Fi/Action thanks to the 1984 James Cameron
film, The Terminator during the police station massacre. To
follow-up the pump action or semi auto shotgun, this thing has been
equipped to launch mini rockets, dragon's breath (magnesium phosphate
rounds), rubber loads, AP (armor piercing) and standard
12 gauge double ought. WHAT THE HELL??!!!
That's far enough, Three Dog Night! |
Contemplating bloody murder for the
attorney that sent up the river, Jake has a last minute change of
heart to pass on being sent back and gives in to the idea to make
his way to the Appalachian mountains. Fun tidbit, no follow-up to
the whole revenge on the attorney subplot. Yeah! Just dropped like
a steamy elephant turd and on his way. Blastfighter! The Waffler!
Perhaps the fresh air and cabin life in
the wilderness might calm his urge to kill. Unless his porridge is
just right then at least three bears will bust in the door, eat his
porridge, crap on his floor and mock him profusely.
The composition sounded so familiar and
that's when it hit me. Gotta be Fabio Frizzi (Godzilla,
Zombi, Contraband, City of the Living Dead, The Beyond, Manhattan
Baby, Pieces, The Scorpion with Two Tails, Devil Fish, and
Tentazione) the go-to composer for Lucio Fulci, Bruno Mattei,
Lamberto Bava and Claudio Fragasso. So that's a good thing...I
think.
Getting back to our story you'd think
being 7 years in the jug would have sent him woman chasing for at
least a solid week. Again, just my realm of thinking if I had to go
without sex (not excluding attempted bad touch in the prison
shower) with a girl.
Hey, that's not Bronson! |
Stocking up on supplies at a general
store, I swear Jake passed a grown up version of the banjo playing
hillbilly kid from Deliverance. Hoyt Pollard that is.
Attempting to make some semblance of a
normal life, Jake has his very strained daughter Connie (Valentina
Forte a.k.a.Valerie Blake of Cut and Run, Body Count, Arrivederci
Roma, A Wonderful Family, Il giardino dei ciliegi, Mi manca Marcella
and I ragazzi del muretto) come and visit him. Seriously man
from one Jake to another; invite some girls out and burn off
some...aggression?
Well as man plans, the gods do laugh
because trouble is up on the ridge as Jake's deer get shot and taken.
These inbred hillbillies threatened his life and told him off.
Another fine example of civilized men. They have bagged at least 8
deer which any ranger worth his salt is giving them so many citations
it's going to cost them into the thousands.
Jake gets hip to a Hong Kong poaching
ring that uses the parts for Chinese herb remedies and are cleaning
up. Didn't realize powdered deer penis went that great but folks got
allergies.
Naturally hillbilly gun nuts are
considerate to Jake's feelings, family life and overall health. Oh
wait, no they are not.
Feeling like a mixture of Death Wish
and Straw Dogs, Jake has his hands full with some poachers that just
got to prove their might by popping deer. As if that wasn't enough,
the leader of the poacher ring, Tom (George Eastman of
Anthrophagus, Absurd, Cannibal Holocaust, 2019: The Fall of New York,
Warriors of the Wasteland and 2020 Gladiators) who looks like
a hybrid of Kenny Loggins and Nick Nolte is the man
with the plan. Yup the crap hit the fan and it was on high.
Following the tropes of the vengeful
ex-cop getting revenge and it feels like the film is just building up
and counting down the seconds for the bloody rampage to happen.
The thing is Tom and Jake were childhood buddies long ago and Tom
really doesn't want to have to deal with Jake in the final sense.
Between the eco-system destruction, the
high deer kill counts and impending bloody rampage to ensue, this
actually is a decent flick. The pace is even and not as slow as I
thought it would be. The only gripe I have had was the English
dubbing. The translation from Italian to English is awful with
swearing. I mean the poachers first meet Jake, tell him to f*ck off
and turn their backs on the guy armed with a semiautomatic shotgun.
He could have smoked all three before they could have spun around and
leveled the rifles.
A quick spoiler, yes lady readers there is a rape subplot once again. Sorry. I could have done without it too, but I thought you should know. In case you went to go watch it.
During the erstwhile vigilante justice,
this film makes you know that it is making an eco plea. Think of it
as a precursor to On Deadly Ground, a decade before. It was actually
a fairly compelling story and has some solid action, so overall was a
good action movie.
Maybe it's a telephoto lens? |
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