Greetings and hello to those under the
yoke of THE BRITISH INVASION... Yes I have managed a bit of mileage
out of this title. Would have been kilometers but we were never
properly taught the metric system. Our series of the day involves a
pretentious social climber with eccentric behavior and a snobbish
standing with lower class. A woman that refuses to alter her own
phone number and therefore receives countless phone calls for a
Chinese take-out and delivery. This is Keeping Up Appearances.
Well? Was the pool boy dead when you found him??!! |
Hyacinth Bucket (Patrica
Routledge of To Sir, with Love, Sense and Sensibility, His and Hers,
Girl Stroke Boy, David Copperfield, Hetty Wainthropp Investigates and
In Search of the Brontes) who insists her surname be
pronounced Bouquet is constantly attempting to gain good standing
amongst the upper class and she is loathe to admit her lower class
family. Often faking a Received Pronunciation accent as all her
neighbors speak with such, when flustered or agitated she slips back
to her Northern accent. Her husband Richard (Clive Swift of
Excalibur, Doctor Who, The Pickwick Papers, The Famous Five, Peak
Practice and The Old Guys) is both mentally and physically
taxed by all the demands, ideas and suggestions on how they should
appear to the neighbors but does such as he no doubt loves her in
spite of the woman's absurd behavior.
Portrait of the extremely nervous... |
With a grain of salt her brother-in-law
Onslow (Geoffrey Hughes of Yellow Submarine, Coronation Street,
Keeping Up Appearances, Heartbeat and Skins) I believe lives
off the dul quo because I have never seen him working at a job in all
the episodes along with Hycinth's sisters Daisy (Two for the
Road, The December Rose, Farrington of the F.O., Doctor Who, The
Famous Five, Heartbeat and David Copperfield TV Movie) and
Rose (Mary Millar of The Stanley Baxter Show, The Dick Emery
Show, Rookery Nook and Keeping Up Appearances) got suckered
into watching over their quite senile father (George Webb of
The Wednesday Play, Mongul, Mr. Bean and Keeping Up Appearances)
who has flashbacks of World War II and a pension to roaming about
starkers or making advances to women abroad.
The only relatives that Hycinth would
be more than happy to acknowledge is her sister Violet (Anna
Dawson of Bloodbath at the House of Death, The New Statesman, Bad
Boyes and The Benny Hill Show) who is referenced to her
friends as, "The one with a Mercedes, swimming pool, sauna and
room for a pony." and her never seen son Sheridan who seems to
fancy needlepoint, lives with another lad name of Tarquin as they
make curtains, decorate their flat and seem to get on famously. Oh
nineties, how subtle you were about potentially gay young men in your
humor.
With her constant bragging of expensive
wallpaper, parkay floors, Royal Doulton china with the hand-painted
periwinkles she feels this will clearly show without a doubt her
taste and poise.
As an American I take a different view
of this odious woman and would have dispensed with her in the means
of an ax, six plastic waste-bags and a few trips in the Burroughs to
drop her remains off but you know us bloodthirsty, gun lobbying,
poorly educated loonies. My girlfriend feels she simply needs to be
avoided or have a stern talking to. Clearly a more patient and
decent human being than I.
As a sit-com this has all sorts of
disasters to mock and have fun with. The characters are fun, varied
in classes and that always opens for jabbing at one another. Highly
pleasurable and welcome to introduction to BBC.
Oh dear, the tunnel of chili didn't sit well. |
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