Well this should be different. Hiya
guys and gals and welcome back for Day 2 of Exploitation Encore. Now
as many of you know, I have sat through some piles of recycled dog
farts claiming to be a cinematic release. I have endured the
sexploitiation, Women in Prison, Blaxploitation, biker flicks and
even the horror genre of exploitation. Hell I have viewed a few of
the Naziploitations which...most were less than savory but this is a
new notion for me. Ozploitation. Yup today we have a feature
centered around Australia and one of its deadly predators but as
Arnold says, "If it bleeds, then we can kill it." He may
have been referring to the gigantic 7 foot 2 inch and late Kevin
Peter Hall of Predator and Harry and the Hendersons but I may be
wrong. This is Razorback.
Hakuna Matata!!! |
Written by novelist/screenplay writer
Peter Brennan (Razorback, Marilyn: The Last Word,
Boxing: A Different Look, The Story First: Behind the Unabomber and
The MoShow) and screenplay writer Everett De Roche
(Patrick, Road Games, Razorback, Something in the Air,
Stingers, Cybergirl and Storm Warning) and lastly directed by
Russell Mulcahy who brought us Highlander!!! YAY!!!! Of course
he also directed Highlander II: The Quickening so yeah there's that,
comes a tale from the land down under for a different kind of
vengeful animal feature or creature feature if you will. We have
seen sharks, grizzlies, intelligent or cursed or even rabid dogs but
a boar has to be a bit odd by comparison. There are many a subplot
that ties fairly well together so let's get started. Old man Jake
Cullen (Bill Kerr of Gallipoli, The Year of Living Dangerously,
The Coca-Cola Kid, Sweet Talker, The River Kings, Snowy and Clowing
Around 2) has been actively pursuing this killer boar since
it snagged his grandson oh so many years ago. One day he'll get that
filthy animal... no wait, that was a Bigfoot porn. Yeah I have
reviewed a lot of crazy stuff over the years.
Gotta show me bewbs. Part of the contract. |
Aspiring reporter Beth Winters is down
in Gamulla shooting a story about a local dog food packing plant on
the tip that the meat may be poached kangaroos. She up and
disappears sending her husband Carl (Gregory Harrison of
Trapper John, M.D., Oceans of Fire, North Shore, Falcon Crest, The
Family Man, Body Chemistry II: Voice of a Stranger and A Family Torn
Apart) into a blind panic and desperately arrived to town in
search of her. Jake thinks the Baker Brothers, known poachers may
have a hand in Beth's disappearance and lends a hand to Carl in his
time of need. Just so we are clear, the old man is the film's bad
ass. Make no mistake about it.
Will the boar be on Jake's wall? Can
Carl keep his cool? Do the Baker Boys ever bathe?
Now to warn folks this is no way shape
or form politically correct. We have countless stereotypes, the
hillbilly Baker Brothers (They're the less fabulous ones), to
the anal retentive animal rights activist of which (Spoilers!)
gets attacked and eaten by the boar. Oh irony, you are a pleasant
and thorough mistress. The action, gore and damage is all
practical effects and the animatronic model razorback was costing
about $250 grand to build for about 15 minutes overall in the flick.
Amusingly enough the very same boar head was stripped down and had
fur added to it so it could be used in Howling III: Marsupials.
This is Russell Mulcahy's
first feature and it is grossly underrated. Given the fair degree of
violence, mild nudity and in general horror feel, I'd skip this one
for the kids' viewing.
Damn varmits in my pot fields again! |
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