Hey there, gang. Y'know with today's
title being as blatant as it is you would think this would be a candidate for multiple titles or Also Known As but alas this is not
the case. This week of Exploitation Encore, I took random titles out
and have no idea what each are until the research machine is in high
gear and I sit down and peer at it in terror. Welp, shockingly
enough I have managed to latch onto an obscure WIP flick so lucky me.
WIP (Women in Prison) normally get very nude, force bisexuality and
have other such graphic scenes with it so you can imagine that most
women reading this, are shaking their collective heads in disgust.
Ladies, I'm sorry but sometimes it is just the roll of the die on
what I am stuck viewing. Hailing from Brazil and dubbed in English
from the native Portuguese comes director Oswaldo de Oliveia's
(Bare Behind Bars, The Brothel- Nights Prohibited and Boarding
Virgin Girls) opus. This is Amazon Jail.
What do you mean this isn't the set for Black Mama, White Mama? |
Shot in Brazil because...the
cinematographers were afraid of Candiru swimming up their urethra...I guess, our feature opens with a very jaunty tune as the
girls are being flown in under false pretenses. Gasp! In a
women in prison film?!! Well this is a twist! The promise of work
has lured many a young and lovely girl to Brazil er um I mean the
Amazon which in fact turns out to be a load of crap and the women are
kidnapped and forced into a sex slavery for wealthy business tycoons
that fly in just to get their jollies on. The dastardly duo that
control the impromptu prison, Edgar (Sergio Hingst of Um Anjo
Mau, Uma Tarde Outra Tarde, As Cangacerias Eroticas, Incesto, Touchy
and Doramundo) and his wife Helena (Elizabeth Hartman
of Uma Pistola para Djeca, Diabolicos Herdeiros, Macho e Femea,
Senhora, Cinderela 77 and Boarding Virgin Girls)
who run a tight ship with their bamboo like prison huts that look
poorly constructed. By myself, it looks like I could tip it over but
hey I didn't write the flick.
I
don't want to even see Edgar's YELP review on his piss poor
management skills, forced orgies and labor disputes. That will be a
stern letter I can tell you.
As
this film is clearly written for deviant men and angry as hell
lesbians we really don't have to struggle to understand the plot but
my favorite over-the-top actors are the sweaty mustachio slave
wrangler who didn't seem to have a name. No kidding he doesn't even
have a name listed in IMDB aside from his own and the gay Satanist
priest. I have to be honest, out of curiousity I gotta hear this
guy's sermons at least once. Even Lucifier must have made a double
take. Our quick thinking sex slaves Betty (Sandra
Graffi of Anarquia Sexual, Amor Estranho Amor, As Safadas and Amazon
Jail)
and Liz (Elys Cardoso of Delicias do Sexo.
Mulheres...Mulheres, Amor Estranho Amor, Vadias Pelo Prazer and
Amazon Jail)
decided they have partook of several orgies too many and hatch a
scheme to get them free and get a little payback by...seducing the
guards. BRILLIANT! No one would see that backfire at all. Now
fellas, try not get upset but nudity doesn't kick in for 5 minutes.
I know, I know. That can be a huge wait period for some of you but
you just have knuckle down and accept it happening. Will Edgar get
his just desserts?? Will the girls escape only to be eaten by
piranha??
Let's
see, from a technical standpoint the camera work looks clumsy and
probably should not have been handheld, the lighting is piss poor and
the whole editing process looks like it didn't really adhere to
continuity or logic. In some cases it looks like scenes were clipped
out so we could progress right to a lesbian scene so the audience
didn't get bored. Characters are introduced suddenly vanish without
any follow-up and our pure of heart good girls suddenly are
vindictive and heartless overnight without any rhyme or reason to it.
So
if you are looking for no story but plenty of shower scenes, lesbian
encounters, cat fights and half-naked women sloshing through the
jungle then this is a must. If you require any actual story arc,
developed characters and subplots that match up all the while still
have some scantily clad girls, I would recommend Savage Sisters
directed by Eddie Romero. FYI, if this jiggly fest wasn't enough
for you, worry ye not. Oswaldo de Oliveia made more than 20 flicks
of similar standing.
Yes! Motorboat me on the way to Hell!!! |
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