Well folks we are back for the week
and I apologize for the last week being too short due to sinus
headaches. The zombie genre is so beloved by all for some reason.
Morbid curiosity? Gore fans? Whatever the case may be, folks
cannot seem to get enough of the undead. This time around I thought
we would look at a series of games involving the shambling dead folk.
This is Dead Rising.
Zombie munch party!!! |
So we are speaking of the PS3 and PC
games that originated from Capcom because... Resident Evil just
didn't covet enough of this genre but we follow the story arc of
Frank West, photographer/photojournalist (voiced by stuntman
and voice actor Terence J. Rotolo of Masked Rider, Big Bad
Beetleborgs, Power Rangers in Space, Power Rangers Lost Galaxy, Dead
Rising, Resident Evil: The Umbrella Chronicles and Devil May Cry 4)
First off, this guy looks like he should be paparazzi getting latter
age Disney girl up-skirt shots but I digress. Frank has covered
world events, major wars and impressive scoops of that nature.
Toodling around Colorado, he stumbles in on a town gone batshit.
Military convoys blocking the roads and all forms of communications
going in and out of Willamette Colorado have been jammed. The whole
town seems overrun by zombies. He beelines for the local shopping
mall because maybe Colorado has less gun restrictions so the
possibility of boomsticks a plenty!
Zombies or Mallrats? Only Kevin Smith knows for sure. |
With a fistful of lettuce, Frank
charters a helicopter to get some aerial shots of the place Frank
wants more visceral close ups so he tells the pilot to drop him off
on the roof of the mall and come back in three days for more scratch.
Turns out the mall may have not been the wisest choice as the place
is packed almost wall to wall zombie mob. Frank starts snapping pics
left and right showing the utter pandemonium. Frank hooks up with
some fellow survivor characters giving a story path and moving
towards goals and side quests via sandbox game.
This is classified as a third person
horror survival fending off zombie attacks, rescue survivors, fight
with nutters and stay alive to get the full story. The funniest
part of this is finding any available item as a melee or bludgeon
weapon. A TV, kayak paddles with chainsaws duct taped to it,
chucking soda cans, beating a zombie to death with a mannequin arm or
maybe a neon sign plugged in.
72 hours to get the story, get out and
not get bit. Without weapons, Frank has some decent hand-to-hand
street fighting/wrassling moves from some gut punches, tossing people
and using the environment. There are no combos to remember or any of
that crap. You stab, clunk or shoot out your way to the next level.
FYI, the friggin mall looks about the size of Mall of America.
Zombies are plentiful, the boss battles
are off their nut and the story line is a bit odd but overall loads
of replay ability. So if you want to hack and slash the undead
without deep, profound matters of the heart, hearing people flip out
or for the Resident Evil fans want to collect more than 6 or 8 items,
this is your jam.
Escort missions will forever blow!!! |
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