Greetings and felicitations my readers
and welcome for Day 4 of Comic Flicks of 2016. Well I hadn't seen
it in theaters because the groan inside my head said the following:
"Oh god, not another X-flick!" Yes after 5 prior including
the Wolverine solo films I was a wee bit burned out on the mutant
mania but for the sake of the week and the fact I promised comic book
films I soldiered on. So far haven't heard the name Martha mentioned
but still a possibility. For those that got that, kudos. I
figured worse case scenario is I won't like it and all those that
bashed it are probably right for one reason or another. The year is
1983 and mutants have been known of for more than a decade. An
ancient evil is unearthed and the world is once more in jeopardy.
This is X-Men: Apocalypse.
Crap, I think we are poster # 3. |
We journey to Cairo at the height of En
Sabah Nur or Apocalypse (Oscar Isaac of The Two Faces of
January, Ex Machina, Mojave, Show Me a Hero, Star Wars: The Force
Awakens, Lego Star Wars: The Force Awakens and The Promise)
may very well be the first mutant in existence in the b.c. Timeline
EVER. Forced to worship him and his collective of enhanced followers
(Think the Goul'd from Stargate SG-1) his honor guard seal him in his
own pyramid condemning him to death. Jet to 1983, Moira MacTaggart
(Rose Byrne of Troy, Wicker Park, Casanova, The Dead Girl, 28
Weeks Later and X-Men: First Class) is a CIA agent on a lead
of WMD during the Cold War and finds an unearthed power that causes a
tremor around the world.
Seriously guys, where is study hall? |
Meanwhile in Poland, Erik or Magneto
(Michael Fassbender of Band of Brothers, A Bear Named Winnie,
300, Hunger, Inglourious Basterds, Jonah Hex, X-Men: First Class,
Prometheus and X-Men: Days of Future Past) is under an
assumed name, married and has a little girl living a good life
until...an accident in the smelting plant he works at causes a
cauldron of several hundred pounds to nearly crush a co-worker when
he instinctively moves it away from him. Other co-workers think they
know what happened, narc on him, the cops show up and well we have
his motivation for being a bad guy again. Yup moody and with an new
body count YET AGAIN!
Cool. |
Charles (James McAvoy of
Children of Dune, Bright Young Things, Shameless, The Last King of
Scotland, Wanted, X-Men: First Class, Trance,Filth and X-Men: Days of
Future Past) has all but abandoned the idea of the X-Men and
has committed his school for the gifted as just that. A school for
runaways, concerned teens and troubled mutants that just want a
handle on their powers and live some sort of normal life. Mystique
(Jennifer Lawrence of The Poker House, Winter's Bone, X-Men:
First Class, The Hunger Games, House at the End of the Street, The
Hunger Games: Catching Fire, X-Men: Days of Future Past and Joy)
makes her way back to the school to warn Xavier and the others about
Magneto when they encounter En Sabah Nur and his four followers, one
of them being Erik himself.
Can a handful of students be the X-Men?
Will Mystique take charge or cut and run? How did they get Olivia
Munn into her costume?
Okay a few nitpicks and we are done.
Cyclops is now the younger of the two brothers rather than the oldest
because...reasons. The story is the same as it has been from the
three original films of the odds look grim for our heroes, the
villain is so over the top, Ming the Merciless wants him to tone it
down and the normals hate the mutants.
Nothing bad about it per say but also
nothing really new other than more CGI than a Lucasarts film. Will
Fox drag this franchise in the mud like they did The Fantastic Four?
Who knows, Highlander. Who knows.
Hey bub, cameo time. |
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