Welcome back everyone! Hope you had a
great Christmas, just now enjoying Hanukkah and maybe could explain
Kwanzaa. At any rate, the festivities are on a lull for me so back
to the grindstone. My lady love suggested yet another write-up for
the week and I cannot disagree. We both tried to get into the films
of this waning year and we found we were enjoying the comic book
movies more so than the sci-fi, drama and comedies. No real fault on
the writers' part, just felt that most of the flicks had no texture.
So with that I guess this week is all about our comic book flicks of
the year.
When you say anti-hero you think of
criminals being punished by gunfire or 10 story swan dive out a
window. Perhaps you might think of a demonic motorcyclist with a
penance stare or even a Canadian with unbreakable bones and claws
that can cut through anything. Be that as it may, today we talk
about the wise-cracking, gun-totting, sword-wielding smart ass with a
healing factor, the merc with the mouth. This is Deadpool.
Headshots!!! |
After the abysmal failure of X-Men
Origins: Wolverine, the likelihood of a decent film was highly
improbable but writers Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick (Dinosaur,
The Joe Schmo Show, Invasion Iowa, Zombieland and G.I. Joe:
Retaliation) manage to hammer together an R rated smart arsed
script giving life to one of the most beloved, loopy, spandex clad
anti-heroes to the big screen. Wade Wilson (Ryan Reynolds of
Van Wilder, Blade: Trinity, The Amityville Horror, Just Friends,
Waiting..., Buried, Green Lantern, Safe House, R.I.P.D., and Woman in
Gold) is a highly trained Special Forces commando gone
mercenary taking his assignments, pleasing the clients and pocketing
the cash. Even scores a hottie stripper name of Vanessa (Morena
Baccarin of Firefly, Still Life, Serenity, Justice League, Stargate
SG-1, Stolen, V, Homeland and Son of Batman) so all in all,
life is looking up until...Wilson finds out he has cancer in his
liver, lungs, prostate and brain and life is looking a tad closer
towards the crapper.
So...whatcha doin' after the film? |
Drinking at the bar for his
assignments, Wade is visited a recruiter Wade dubbed "Agent
Smith" (Jed Rees of Galaxy Quest, The Ringer,
Elizabethtown, Deadpool and Dark Harvest) who tells Wilson
of an organization that will embue him with powers and will enhance
his existing abilities thus ridding him of his disease. Sounds
pretty sweet until the main doctor Ajax (insert tough scrubbing joke)
tells Wade that he'll be a super powered weapon of their choosing.
Ajax (Ed Skrein of Ill Manors, The Sweeney, Game of Thrones,
The Tunnel, Sword of Vengeance, The Transporter Refueled, Deadpool
and The Model) pushes Wilson to his mental and physical
breaking point until his mutation comes to light. (GEEK
EXPLAINATION! Deadpool is a mutate not a mutant. A mutant develops
powers due to an pre-existing chromosone while a mutate is due to an
exposure of chemicals, environment, alien power base or the power of
imagination!) Wilson develops a healing factor that is on par if
not superior to that of even Wolverine's. Which makes sense since
the stock being pumped into Wilson had to come from Weapon X.
However the cancer mutates externally making Wilson's mug and body
look like a vicious elbow scab. Maybe an orange you left in the
back of the fridge for three months. He could double date with
Freddy Kruger and Freddy would be the looker.
We are the three... aaaaamigos!!! |
His buddy Weasel (actor/comedian
T.J. Miller of T. J. Miller: No Real Reason, RVC: The Lone Shopping
Network, Carpoolers, Waiting to Die, How to Train Your Dragon, Yogi
Bear, Dragon: Riders of Berk, Big Hero 6 and High School USA!)
pissed he didn't win the dead pool for Wade snuffing it gives Wade
some tough love, advice and Wade a secret identity mostly by
accident. Locked, loaded and severely honked off, Wade will find
Ajax and carve him into brisket. Maybe say hi to his girl and who
knows, hang with the X-Men.
Okay a few comments on the film
overall. The "ONLY" complaint is in the comics,
Wade/Deadpool is so messed up thanks to his extreme makeover he has
voices in his head, different aspects of his personality if you will
and they are always around for thought bubbles making comments so
Wade looks completely crackers in a fire fight, sword fight and
fistfight that it makes his opponents and even allies question if he
is completely crackers or not. That is my only real complaint on
this flick. Okay sure you could give him the Darkman damaged hero
backstory but guess what!?! With the exception of maybe Thor, all
heroes are damaged in one facet or another. Move on. Ryan Reynolds
was the logical choice for this character because of his sense of
humor, the factor he can manage to beef up and handle all the crazy
training he had to pick up. Not to mention that outfit could NOT
have been fun to roll in. You sneeze and it's all in your eyes.
The breaking the fourth wall gag was
well done in just idly staring at the audience giving a bit of
insight and banter. Yes Deadpool is aware he lives in a universe
where people disappear/die/ressurect/get lost in time and have
massive team-ups all the time.
Ooo can we skip Uncle Ben's death there
Spiderman: Homecoming...please? Seriously twice was enough but DC
trumps that with multiple Batman Mom and Pop gacks. So folks,
Stephen Lang, Ron Perlman or my own choice Michael Parks ( Night
Cries, Rainbow, The Private Files of J. Edgar Hoover, Bullfighter,
Kill Bill: Vol. 1, Kill Bill: Vol.2, Planet Terror and Django
Unchained)
for Cable, the time traveling, cybernetic, telekinetic gun-totting
badass himself. Oh go Google him already. Sheesh.
Wolvie says I can't fly the Blackbird again. Dink. |
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