And we are back. Sorry about the
no-show yesterday. Household chores had to come first. Delving back
into some more Edward Mannix I noticed his name attached to an Enzo
G. Castellari flick. Who you ask? Well you know of his work in
explotiation as well as Italian Post-Apocalyptic films such as: (High
Crime, Street Law, The Heorin Busters, The Shark Hunter, 1990: The
Bronx Warriors, Escape from the Bronx,Warriors of the Wasteland and
Hammerhead) and any cat that has cast Django Franco Nero
himself that many times deserves a look over. Deep in the mountains
of France, deserter American soldiers are being transported for a military prison during World War II in 1944. This is The Inglorious
Bastards.
No I am not Chuck Connors!! |
No not the Tarantino remake of the same
name, I am talking about what "inspired" him for his
homage. No, I speak of the film with the tagline "Whatever
the Dirty Dozen did- They do DIRTIER!" A gathering of men
after off to face the tribunal/imprisonment which amazingly enough
during one of the heaviest wars they didn't just out and execute them
under articles of being a traitor but hell wouldn't be much of a
movie if they did that.
Man, don't be bothering Tommy Gibbs right now. |
Our company consists of officer/fighter
pilot Lt. Robert Yeager (Bo Svenson of Breaking Point,
Snowbeast, Gold of the Amazon Women, Day of Resurrection, Walking
Tall TV series, The Manhunt and Wizards of the Lost Kingdom),
Bigot murderer Tony (Peter Hooten of Prisoners, Orca, Dr.
Strange TV Movie, Fantasies, 2020 Texas Gladiators), big bad
Pvt Fred Canfield (former Oakland Raiders/Kansas City Chiefs
and blaxploitation legend Fred Willamson of M*A*S*H, Black Caesar,
Hell Up in Harlem, Three the Hard Way, Bucktown, No Way Back,
Warriors of the Wasteland, From Dusk 'Till Dawn and Revamped),
the thief/scrounger Nick (Michael Pergolani of The Inglorious
Bastards, Lost and Found and Il pap'occhio) and yellow
bellied coward Berle (Jackie Basehart of Stream Line, The Black
Corsair, the Iron Hand of the Mafia, Ciao nemico, Festival and Tea
with Mussolini)
During the ride out, their convoy is
stopped by German air raid, an assault happens ripping up the convoy.
Our boys hustle out of gun range and into the foothills of France in
their new APC. With the idea of heading to Switzerland because of
its neutral border plus it being about 160 miles (257 km for
everyone else)from their location, it seems like a smart move
versus escaped convicts getting shot.
The Hammer gonna burn you down. |
Down the road, German mortars threaten
to obliterate our freshly sprung jailbirds but they hightail into the
woods with Nick stopping by a previous convoy to (Get this)
loot the bodies. Yup our thief managed some treasure perception
rolls and made off with a few more handy items.
Making their way through yet another
fire fight and bombardment, the boys find themselves "volunteered"
for a suicide mission to steal rocket engines, blow a bridge and suppress as many of the Nazis as possible.
Will they go along with this? Can
their chances of survival be higher than 30%?
It is wild this flick. Saw Donald
O'Brien from Zombie Holocaust as a German soldier and even the
director himself Enzo as a German officer. But worry not fans of
Edward Mannix, he has be tasked with voice work for quote
"Redneck Bastard"end quote. Yup, not even a titled
character this time around in spite of Donald O' Brien being there so
no Doctor Butcher vibes this time. I won't lie, Wooten's racist
character started to grate on my nerves but I guess they felt it
necessary for the plot.
The writing surprised me. The dialogue
doesn't feel like the ramblings of Platoon, Casualties of War or the
like. It is solid. Only used when needed, the actors portray a lot
of their character through intimidation, humorous behavior or just
right now eerie ass stares worthy of John Carradine's creeper eyes.
These men are not heroes. They are human, flawed and even scared at
times. They haven't been soldiers in a long damn time and even if
they were, they don't give a damn about the chain of command. Yet
they seem to have bonded with Yeager. One of us and that sort.
Orgy river party!!! |
I
cannot decide definitively who my favorite is cause I am a huge Fred
Willamson and Bo Svenson fan but the thief/scrounger hippie was
warming to me. The cinematography is astounding, the action scenes
are hard hitting but the dark comedy will raise more than a chuckle.
And yes fellas, this being a seventies made war flick there is
boobage. I know you would have been adrift without it.
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