Welcome back to the week. Yeah last
week was crazier than rats trapped in an outhouse after four alarm
chili but I am still in the process of a move. This week we focus on
Edward Mannix. "Who in the nine hells is that?" you
ask. First off, very specific swear there, gentle readers.
Secondly, I am not referencing Mike Connors' Mannix.
All my fifty plus readers may have just laughed. For you younglings,
eh what some Nick at Nite if that is still a thing or Netflix it. I
speak of the unsung voice actor of no less than 106 film projects
ranging from Umberto Lenzi's cannibal films such as: Cannibal
Holocaust, Cannibal Ferox, Eaten Alive to popular Anime
English dubbing for Ninja Scroll, Castle in the Sky, Macross
Plus and Artimage III.
I'm pompous, white and well-armed. |
Oh
FYI, for those of you that think that is the Tobe
Hooper's Eaten Alive,
that came out in 1976. Umberto
Lenzi's Eaten Alive
came out in 1980 and involves cannibals and animal mutilations on
film. Important to know the difference for viewing pleasure.
Today's voice over dubbing hails from Italy so next to no censoring
and I probably won't find a trailer without some boobage but I am
game to check. A mad scientist operating out a small island in the
Moluccas or East Indies is doing experimentation on corpses.. Oh no.
This is Zombie Holocaust a.k.a. Island of the Last Zombies, Zombie
Inferno, Zombie Death Cult, Zombie Cannibal Ferox, Doctor Butcher
and Dr. Butcher, M.D.
Danny Devito sheds a few pounds. |
Yup,
fell for another zombie flick under an alternative title. Oh well.
The Zombie Cannibal Ferox title makes no sense as that isn't even
directed by exploitation director Umberto
Lenzi but
on with the review. No huge drama just right into the title cards
and some eerie ass synthesizer music courtesy of composer
Walter E. Sear
(US version of The Beyond, Prime Evil, Blood
Sisters and Lurkers)
and a pair of feet moving around a morgue as a little late night
organ harvesting is underway. Guess daylight corpse violation is
still out in this little island.
Dr.
Chandler (Ian McCulloch of Zombi 2, Survivors,
Contamination, The Ghoul, The Nearly Man, High Road and Diamonds)
is not your typical M.D.and if he was, malpractice suits would be in
the billions. I'm teasing, he is actually part of an expedition
alongside Susan Kelly (Sherry Buchanan of
Emauelle and Joanna, Tentacles, The Heroin Busters, Escape from
Galaxy 3, Seagull Island, The Secret of Seagull Island
andCrawlspace),
Lori Ridgeway (Model and Eurohorror scream queen
Alexandra Delli Colli of Catherine & Co., Marche pas sur mes
lacets, Zombie Holocaust, The New York Ripper, Onl'apple Catastrophe
and Fratelli d'Italia)
and bunch of othe guys I don't care about. Their quest to find a
lost cannibal tribe that worship Kito, the cannibal god. So now we
have a hybrid of Ursula
Andrews' The Mountain of the Cannibal God
and Zombi 2??
Ah, the uncommon bacon wrapped zombie. |
Unbeknownst
to our plucky explorers they happened upon the same island where on
Dr. Obero a.k.a Dr. Butcher (Donald O'Brien of
The Train, Grand Prix, Run, Man,Run, 2020 Texas Gladiators,
Ghosthouse and The Devil's Daughter)
a radical scientist is performing his experiments on the dead. Worry
not gentle readers as he has been re-dubbed by the basso tones of the
one and only Edward Mannix. So what we really have an exorbitant
amount of half naked, mud crusted Filipino young men ripping around
getting "finger foods" and zombies shuffling about in the
jungle waiting for flesh as well. Some decent gore effects and even
the cannibals are wary of zombies roaming about.
Will
the expedition make it out? Will they be zombie snacks or cannibal
stew?
The
film wasn't released uncut until 2000 due to almost following under
the UK's Video Nasty Obscene Publications rule. Most of the sets
where our opus was filmed was oddly enough the same sets as Lucio
Fulci's Zombi 2. A further bit of trivia, Edward Mannix voiced for
Fulci's Zombi 2 as well but that time around only titled character
"Boat Cop". There is a lot of complaints about the gore
and mostly the nudity and I agree. I was not prepared to see that
many naked Filipino men! Or and Alexandra Delli Colli gets stripped
down, painted in flower child patterns rather than some ceremonial
hunter/gatherer paints and was quite perky. SO YES, DON'T let the
kids see this particular zombie movie. You stick to your zany I,
Zombie viewings!
Mmm, Grog tastes good. |
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