Welcome back readers young and mature,
although if you are mature why are you reading this blog? We journey
on now to the further adventures of Alex (Sue Price of Nemesis
II: Nebula, Nemesis III: Time Lapse, Nemesis IV: Death Angel)
that wacky DNA mutant or genetically engineered specimen worthy of
Khan's notice. Will she leave 1980 to save those in the future? How
will she even get to the future? This is Nemesis III: Time Lapse
a.k.a. Cyborg Terminator 3, Nemesis 3 and Nemesis III: Prey Harder.
Jiggly borgs of the future!!! |
Ah yeah baybee! Alternative titles.
Well I have had those since Andy Warhol's films.
Now people have grumbled of the stock
footage of Nemesis II being used to recount how Alex (Sue Price)
came to be in 1980, grow up to be a bad ass warrior and in general
have a stick up their butt about this and that. You will find many
a film reusing footage both A and B movie alike so button it more
maybe you feel Richard Donner should be crucified for Superman
II's use of previous footage. Whatever. It is not my concern.
Moving on we catch up with Alex as her
last escapades dealing with Nebula the armored cyborg hunter and how
she defeated it. Because of the alternative titles my copy is Prey
Harder. A brief exposition establishes Nebula's failure to capture
Alex so a newer model is being sent to capture her because her DNA
may be the key to ending the human uprising. Cut to the future with
cityscape and a droid reviewing the data and gen 2 computer
generations under its awesome helm is...Farnsworth? Yup another
recreation android Farnsworth 2.0 (Tim Thomerson of Fade to
Black, Trancers, Near Dark, Air America, Dollman, Trancers II,
Trancers III, Nemesis, Brain Smasher... A Love Story and Spitfire)
is back for this one and I guessing since they already had him in
production, they just knocked out a new model. Hey it worked for
Arnold, so hush.
That Ab Rocker will take it right out of you. |
Injured and battered from Nebula, Alex is re-cooperating from her
wounds and starts having memories of the past movie when she awakens,
a little scarred but none of them left threatening which is wild
considering the punishment she took from the cyborg killing machine.
A lesser being would be dead ten times over. Maybe her necklace that
was encoded with the information Jor-El I mean her mother left her
will finally give her the what what. Hey I am hopeful.
With her village and people wiped out, Alex journeys to find answers,
food and shelter in East Africa. Loaded with a handful of pistols,
augmented strength, reflexes and a will to survive she encounters
Farnsworth purely by accident as he will aid her from her wounds but
for some reason she does not see his true form and only the pleasant
man claiming to be a missionary as he sees her wounds hardly matter
even being shot in the head she only is slightly amnesiac. She is
having flashes of a combat she had but cannot recall with who.
Farnsworth 2 is scanning her mind and body without her really
understanding why. He starts questioning her family, sisters, mother
and if she has any family. Now to any sane person Farnsworth sounds
like a complete creeper but Alex has never been beyond her village.
Memories
traveling with two men in a jeep and seeing a similar time capsule in
the air she and the men go investigate but the Wotans attack them and
only Alex survived and true to fashion she strips the bodies of
needed supplies and weapons. Her McGuffin necklace leads her to
Ramie (Ursula Sarcev of Nemesis 3: Time Lapse)
claiming to be her sister. Flashes to being attacked again and
again. Realizing how powerful Alex is, Farnsworth communicates to
the future for backup if they are going to secure Alex. Her necklace
joins her with her sisters to they may procreate and build a league
of super beings to overthrow their cyborg masters. We will call that
Plan B... For boning.
Jack Trancer is not a happy bunny. |
During
the height of the Civil War in Africa several of the Wotans have been
replaced with cyborgs hell bent to kill Alex when she meets up with
Edsion (Norbert Weisser of Midnight Express, The
Thing, Schindler's List, Hocus Pocus, Heatseeker, Omega Doom, Blast,
Crazy Six, Brimston and Sorcerers),
a merc for hire that saw all his rebel employers vaporized who gets
abandoned by Alex as he is visited by Lock (Sharon
Bruneau of Nemesis 2: Nebula, Tornado Run, Nemesis 3: Time Lapse,
Erotic Confessions, Erotic Confessions: Volume 11, R.S.V. P. And
Baywatch: Hawaiian Wedding)
and Ditko (Ms. Olympia Debbie Muggli of Joe
Weider's Ms. Olympia XIII, Martin, Nemesis 2: Nebula and Nemesis 3:
Time Lapse)
two platinum blonde gun nuts tracking Alex.
The rebels are not faring well with the cyborgs blowing away
everything in sight tracking down Alex.
Can Alex reunite with her half sisters?? Will she have to wait a
year for another time capsule?
Okay aside from the borg twins, this is not a bad continuation of the
story. I was glad to see Tim Thomerson back and an explanation of
new bot. The action is decent, the effects for the bots are...a wee
bit simple with the digital overlay with glowing eyes, blurring of
the characters and I really missed Nebula in action but again that
full rubber body suit must have been sweltering.
And yes I will finally comment about Desert Eagles Mark VII wasn't
made until 1990 and 9mm Berettas M9 wasn't made until 1985 being
wildly used in 1980 before their inception leads me to believe even
killing machines like their design. Still would have brought laz
weapons myself.
Overall not a bad sequel to 2 and I look forward to seeing 4
tomorrow.
Rambo got nothing on Alex. |
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