Hey folks. Well it was bound to
happen that eventually if it is in your movie collection long enough,
I am going to make fun of it. I mean review it. Somehow today's B&W
film may have been deemed spine-tingling horror to the 1962 audience
but when you think how many exploitation flicks were being made,
probably not. Because when I think pants wetting terror I
automatically think the name Herk Harvey (Operation
Grass Killer, Your Junior High Days, Dance, Little Children, Why
Study Science?, Why Study Industrial Arts?).
Shuddering stuff those PSA films. Hell I openly riffed Your
Junior High Days via Rotten Riffs. Bone chilling notions.
Howabout the story
of an organ player making her way to the splendor of Utah after a
near tragic car crash? Intrigued yet? Don't worry. You won't
be...ever. This is Carnival of Souls.
Ma'am, can I interest you in a copy of the Watch Tower? |
For
all the mockery this movie has received...well here's some more.
Young Mary (Candace Hilligoss of Carnival of Souls, The
Curse of the Living Corpse, Naked City, South of Hell Mountain and
Quincy M.E.) endures a
painstakingly long ass drive to Utah. SERIOUSLY! It was almost 8
to 15 minutes this drive for footage. With the exception of the
occasional mutant hell beast from the Never Never trying to bum rides
in her car, it was damn squirrelly.
We
finally get to her boarding house where Mrs. Thomas (Frances
Feist of A Life to Save, The Show-Off, George Tackles the Land,
Speech: Using Your Voice and Carnival of Souls)
proceed to talk her ear off about sandwich makings, how to run the
bath tub, the plumbing, the heating, maybe how to bathe herself and
possibly her bed turn down offers. Yeah she yammers for quite a bit.
Worry not ladies. The screen sizzles with this hunk of beef just
down the hall from Mary as main man John (Sidney Berger
of Carnival of Souls and Carnival of Souls 1998)
with his shifty nature and makes leering stares and slathering
expressions. I don't think he was actually acting as so much as Herk
just hired him to make lewd gestures and scratch himself in true
construction worker fashion.
Resident sex offender reporting for duty! |
The
minister (Art Ellison of A Life to Save, The Perfect
Crime, Carnival of Souls, Paper Moon, Shoot it Black, Shoot it Blue,
and Mary White) has of
course introduced Mary to his organ.. The church organ! Apologies.
More pasty white soundless men appear around Mary and normally I
would be concerned but it is Utah and the populous is really made up
of some of the whitest people you will encounter. She is also
clearly a student of Leonard Nimoy as she manages an inquisitive eye
brow raising all the while looking befuddled.
The film gives you
the overall vibe that Mary is alone, isolated and lacking any form of
human interaction aside from pleasantries and greetings. With soggy
chalk white specters as her only source of male interest you do get
the idea perhaps Mary was never meant to survive her car crash.
Which one of us farted? |
Great gobs of
organ music to make a bizarre standing. 82 minutes of this story
dragging on and on.
Perhaps the radio
stations in Utah are nothing but organ enthusiasts.
Will the organ
bring her solace? Will creepy opaque ghouls haunt her? Did she spy
on her landlady's lemon drink?
This by the way is
the only time I have ever heard a Foley flub. Her footsteps do not
match up with her running in one scene and I just started laughing.
Line and dubbing flubs I have seen and heard before but foot flub?
That's new. Quick shout out to Mom. Yes landlady's term sandwich
makings sounded dumber than my term sandwich fixings.
With
a modest budget of maybe $10,000 but of course IMDB estimates it at
$30,000 this low budget film was attempting more of an Outer
Limits/Twilight Zone/Night Gallery vision without being nearly as
eerie and clever. The cinematography does capture a lot of the dark
atmosphere but again so much padding takes away from it. Best to
watch this as it was meant to be. With Rifftrax's Mike Nelson,
Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett mocking it as veteran riffers.
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