Howdy doodly doo readers of the blog!
Yeah I promise to try not to do an intro that goofy again. So we
are back with the boy and bots of ICWXP as the lads partake in a
snobby high end coffee sketch. Zany funsters that they are. No
sooner does the monkey business end, Dr. Blackwood sends cam feed of
him getting tazed and abducted by a hybrid of a hazmat/paramilitary
team lead by a man in black. My heavens. Not sure why they had to
go with the ball gag but I'm not judging.
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| Something got into Rick's hand and it went bad. |
Our man in black introduces himself as
Kincaid (Because Wesker would have been too on the nose)
and tells them they have been experimented on by the Ludovico
Corporation and it will be business as usual. Also Rick should give
up thoughts of escape and kneel before Zod. With an annoying short
in play and the main feature looming overhead, the fellas are a bit
nervous. This is Werewolf in a Girl's Dormitory.
Our short, Ghost Rider (Thankfully
not starring the ghost of Nicholas Cage's career past) give a
deep, sinister look into bus safety from beyond the grave...
Chilling, right? Frankly the film called out for more Cage
references but I digress, the boys got through it, chins held high.
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| The Mighty Quinn teaches 7th grade English. |
During the host segment the lad and
droids decide how to get to Toshi station for some much needed power
converters and... Wait, that's something else. Reminiscing over
Blackwood and his nutty experiments Topsy and Cylon proceed to have
their own douchy paranormal investigators series. I think it's
called Ghost Jackers. I guess it creeps the dearly departed if you
start strangling the bishop right in front of them as they manifest.
It would disturb me. Also the "school" seems to be some
potentially depraved old man's standing on what an all-girl school
would be or operate. With its high walls and iron gates I just
assumed it was a Catholic college. This film loves three things:
Cuts in the film and dialogue, lamps and letters. They are the
primary focus of the werewolf movie it would see.
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| You've got to hide me, Rick! |
Got to see Luciano Pigozzi again.
Who?! Character actor of such gems as: Pigs with P.38, Evil
Eye, Return of the Saint, The Exterminators of the Year 3000, Strike
Commando, Zombi 3, Strike Commando 2, Yor, the Hunter from the Futur
and Robowar. He will need a lot of hemp before the day is
through. For those of you brave enough to watch the flick he looks
like a Peter Lorre clone in this flick. So what can we even say
about this movie? Well first time I saw it was at 4 in the
afternoon and while Rick and the bots were knocking riffs left and
right and being very entertaining the pace of this flick lapsed me
into a small coma, possibly it was just a nap. I'm serious, I had
to sit up to watch this movie it is so poorly paced, it has next to
no copy that doesn't look like a copy of Reservoir Dogs from a local
Blockbuster and the obsession of lamps was eerie.
I have no idea why the bots just didn't
run head on into the path of a transformer or electromagnet. Suppose
Rick could have hung himself with his combat boot laces.
Favorite riffs: Must we fight in front
of the Lhasa Apsos, CAN YOU HEAR ME THROUGH THE LAMP??!!! and of
course, I'LL KILL YOU!!
Make no mistake, gentle readers, we
start moving from the counter and explore more story in the series.
A true turning point and setting the stage for Season 2. Remember
to hit Cinema Warriors homesite for episodes, swag and extensive stats and bio.
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