Ah me, the demanding life of a film
reviewer. Hey folk, welcome back to the blog. So thanks to Dustin
Ferguson and the Nemesis 5 review, a colleague and friend of Dustin's
asked if I could give his film a viewing while he is already working
on the sequel. Now how can I ignore that level of hard work, am I
right? Today's film belongs to director/writer/producer/actor John
Ward (Chapman's Storage: Fake Commercial, Axemas, Frames of
Fear 2, and pre-production of Meathook Massacre 4 and post-production
of Axmas 2: Blood Slay). His film is clearly part of a segmented five-part film highlighting five separate directors. This
is Axemas.
I'm no doctor but you might want that sucking chest wound looked at. |
Our opening title cards is followed by
a mild xylophone playing as we look at a storage unit being broken
into by a bad boy on the naughty list. Our thief (Tommy
Sihavong of Axemas and Frames of Fear 2) didn't hear sleigh
bells ringing and tingling but hears something metal being drug
across the concrete. Naughty or nice, our thief is ready to defend
himself and his ill-gotten gains when "Santa" pitches him
in the storage unit, closes the door and we hear the thief's screams
and that same ripsaw going to work. Yeah that may have even grossed
out Rick and Billy of Silent Night, Deadly Night 1 and 2.
The irony of this comment I wrote, is there are two off-camera characters are
named Rick and Billy.
A simple fade to black (don't
start quoting the song), brings us to a kid on the phone
bored out of his skull, calling buddies over to party the night away.
When you think about it, clean up will be a breeze, cans will go to
recycling and hopefully they aren't using other people furniture to
make out and screw. Oh man, they are totally going to use that
furniture, aren't they?
A planned get together will lock the
place down at 11 and apparently no major security with exception of
cameras on the outside of the building. Hopefully at least a
security guard and a dog?
David (Dillon Wieshuhn of
Daywalker: Blade Origins, Axemas, Drug Z and Amygdala Warrior)
has the keys to the castle...well the storage place and invites his
friends and girlfriend over for some Christmas cheer, in the form of
booze and partying.
"Santa" and his magic murder
bag, dripping of blood from now we can assume chopped up thief parts
are probably making their way to disposal of the body.
Psst, let's go rattle the walls. Hmm? Ya feel me? |
The storage center overall looks to be
almost two, maybe three blocks in length so our young couples are
looking forward to a bit of fun, drink and some of each other later.
Guys, honestly rent a couple of hotel rooms. Maybe get a cabin for
the weekend. They're pretty reasonable rates if you book months in
advance.
As the kids explore the massive maze
that is the center, somewhere in this huge complex is a blood
spattered Santa (John E. Seymore of Water in the Bay, Tangled
8, Blessid, The Weed Detective, Drug Z and Frames of Fear 2
)creepily singing to himself, enjoying some cookies in his chair when
he hears a few giggles from the girls and guys. Not wanting his
festivities to come to an end, Santa decides to look on these boys
and girls. And THANK YOU for not revealing Santa's face prematurely!
Seriously I cannot thank John Ward
enough to make the proper decision to keep our killer's face
concealed. Maybe he enjoyed the original Black Christmas.
God knows you can't sit through the remake.
Our couples along with David and Sarah
(Ashley Campbell of Atelophobia, Guard Dog, Designated,
Unwritten, Atelophobia: Chapter 2 and Alien Domicile ) are
Chuck (Nathan Scott of The Weed Detective, Drug Z and Frames of
Fear 2) and Liz (Lindsey Cruz of Atelophobia, Rust,
Rust 2, The Radiant One, Atelophobia: Chapter 2 and Drug Z)
and Lee (Mikey Anthony O' Brien of Drug Z, Frames of Fear 2 and
Alice) and Linnea (Kamiko Kawada of Shadows, Not a Care
in the World, Into Paradise and Frames of Fear 2)
The party starts winding down and Chuck
and Liz go off to find their own locker to get busy. Don't blame
them. Probably had to see white folk dance. Trust me, I'm white and
it bugs the crap out of me to see that gyrating mess.
One by One, Santa's coming for you all.
He's checking his list and scratching off those bad kids.
Can they flee to save themselves? Does
one of these units belong to a paranoid NRA gun nut?
Ah mistaken for firewood. It happens. |
Okay on technical lighting choices and
the fact I have rented a storage unit before, they cannot actually
have the lights off in sections. With that comment out of the way,
the less lighting actually makes the film look creepy. With more
shadows to work with, sounds being amplified by the doors and walls
of corrugated steel, would confuse the hell out of anyone without a
proper sense of direction or carrying a compass.
The subtle touches with the music
played VST (Virtual Studio Technology. Yeah I am becoming an
audiophile.) giving synthesizer and sound effects at the ready
for editing is a Indie budgeted director's dream come true. Good
mood setting, easy story to bring more into it, decent gore effects
and props, I think we got a budding director that simply needs a bit
more funding behind him and he'll spatter the walls with some real
nasty effects. Ward has suspense building, decent tension build up
and proper music stingers.
Cranking out at 25 minutes, the tone
was set, characters are in place and giving decent performances.
This is part of an anthology set (A collection of short stories)
showcasing multiple talents and different directorial styles.
I honestly think with a bit more of a
longer script and maybe two or three more cast members, you could
make a gore fest but I like the more subtle encounters. This isn't
that typical overblown Hollywood Hack'em up with far too many jump
scares, one dimensional characters and far over the top gore effects.
Now yes, you can argue well they didn't
have the length of time as a standard gallon of gore of at least 75
to 90 minutes of bad CGI penetration shots or CGI blood gags.
Ward could buy that software for
editing but I prefer the cut scenes with the aftermath established.
It provides a better visual and the death grimaces on your actors
will always look nastier.
Had some influence from the first
Silent Night, Deadly Night and Halloween 2 to it. Nothing wrong with
that at all.
An old recipe of horror elements, teens
doing dumb things and the enraged psycho made this a fun viewing.
Personally, I hope to see more of what John Ward and his crew have to
offer.
Don't think even the Ice Cream Bunny will work with Santa now. |
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