Hey there readers. I'm still on a
Lucio Fulci kick so let's dig through the archives. I found the
synopsis of one film that sounded a tad bizarre and well let's face
it, Fulci has created some odd flicks in his day. Not your typical
hordes of darkness running their oozing fingers through human rib
cages. No, this film seems a dark humor teen romp that leads to a
sinister end.
This is Sodoma's Ghost.
Willy's a bit rough with the ladies. |
I am trying to explain this film in my
head and translate it to typing but nothing thus far can really begin
to illustrate the sheer genius and vulgarity that it is. So let's
just dive in. Deep with a little villa along in route to Paris, A
Nazi and prostitute orgy is underway. These men are AWOL (Absent
With Out Leave), getting pickled and plowing girls like the back
40 acres.
No wait. This is the norm of this
film. One of these soldiers is recording this on I guess what looked
like to me a Super 8mm camera but I am probably wrong. All such
revelry is brought to a screeching halt as the Allied bombs shell the
villa, thus destroying it. (Cue bang jokes) It's like the filthiest
Hogan's Heroes episode ever written. Hookers, Nazis and Death, oh
my.
Cut to 1988, as those pesky teens (those
damn kids that raise the dead, disturb the monster, irk vampires and
make serial slashers return from the grave) are all in a van
but no mysterious hitchhikers carving on themselves and no wheelchair
bound Franklin to be had. Sorry Texas Chainsaw fans. They are in
fact, driving to Paris after some sort of holiday, backpacking and
touring. HIPPIES!!! Sorry, sorry. Had to get that out of my
system.
Hmm, they look comfortably close. wink wink. nudge nudge. |
Going off the main road (which is
always bad) they see the house from the opening scenes in more or
less decent condition. Being naturally nosy or sensing they must
heed to the call of the lemming, they get out of the van and start to
teen gang investigate. Do you see what Scooby-Doo has done to so
many people?
Let's meet the gang, shall we?
Paul (Claudio Aliotti of
Confessions of Emanuelle, Stay as You Are, Champagne in Paradise and
Sodoma's Ghost), Celine (Maria Concetta Salieri of
Sodoma's Ghost), Annie (Teresa Razzaudi of Il lupo di
mare, Gli indifferenti and A Cat in the Brain) and Jean
(Sebastian Harrison of Love Me Lica, Bianco Apache, Classe di
ferro and Betrayal of the Dove). Thank God, no Scrappy-Doo.
Naturally they treat the villa as their
own in Bloody Pit of Terror fashion. I hope that means a sweaty, oiled up
Mickey Hargitay in Crimson Executioner standing. They too will know
the cold embrace of the Lover of Death! Sweet Jesus I watch some
truly mind warping crap.
Loving the Fabio Fritzi suspense music
going into overdrive with...some minor exposition and chatter going
on. Nothing is happening to warrant the suspense chase music!!!
As they explore, of course they're
going to get horny. Perfectly feasible this chain of events would
happen. Willy the Nazi (yes he is credited as such) gets to
solidify and pork one of the girls. Also completely within the realms of probability that closeted lesbian tendencies will be explored in the creeper brothel of the damned here, and why wouldn't it?
Will the kids escape? Will the orgy of
the dead continue? What the hell is going on??!!!
With the sex scenes in swing you'd
think Jesus Franco was directing but nope. An eye gouge later brings
me right back to Fulci land. I really do not know what to take away
from this film.
Out of place suspense music where
nothing is happening, exposition dumps from people not facing the
camera and ridiculous over the top sex sequences with classical
musical score.
That must be how they say goodbye in Austria. |
Don't worry my sexist pig menfolk,
there is full frontal nudity. This feels like a soft core porn with
a plot. It almost feels like the death scenes, story arc and
character development is interfering with the porn scenes.
The film's genius is here. Egotistical
Nazis, femme boyfriends, closeted lesbians. It is obvious this
belongs next to Schindler's List for its authenticity and painstaking
attention to detail!! BRILLIANT!!
Our English dubbing is barely two
different men and I swear the same woman for all three girls so yeah;
that is confusing as Hell.
I will not be putting this up there
with The Beyond or Black Cat so what I took away from this is ghosts
get horny and teens will suffer for it. Buckets of blood, gore,
nudity and well...the story just baffled me and I managed to muck my
way through Zombie Doom. Alright, that's not true but this is
Fulci!!! I should have a rough idea what's going on.
So if you need vengeful ghosts, dopey
teens to twenty somethings, gobs of T & A and a few eyeballs
getting violence aimed at them, than look no further.
Larry Flint's Nazi Party...with boobs. Lots of them. |
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