Back again boys and girls. It's okay.
I know you missed me. How about a zombie film starring Captain Ben
Morris and Uncle Remis? Lost you all? Good. I am referencing
character actor veteran John Carradine of Shock Waves and James
Baskett of Song of the South. Yes let's hearken back to the year
1943. This Revenge of the Zombies.
Casual Friday at the Ministry of Silly Walks |
Deep within the Louisiana swamps, odd
things are happening. Which is par for the course in films, killer
crocodiles in an area they are not indigenous to, zombies, serial
killers. I mean the list just goes on and on. Seriously Hollywood,
go mess with Florida more. Manhunter and Mean Season
were a while ago.
Scott Warrington (Mauritz Hugo of
The Utah Kid, No Questions Asked, The Restless Gun and Tales of Wells
Fargo) and his ace detective chum Larry Adams (Robert
Lowery of Mystery of the River Boat, The Monster and the Ape, Arson,
Inc. and Batman and Robin) are trudging through the swamps in
search of an old mansion currently occupied by Scott's sister Lila
(Veda Ann Borg of Kid Galahad, The Shadow, The Falcon in
Hollywood, The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer, The Restless Gun, The
Fearmakers and The Alamo) and her husband, Dr. Max Von
Altermann (John Carradine of Jesse James, Stagecoach, Frontier
Marshal, House of Frankenstein, House of Dracula, Billy the Kid
Versus Dracula, Branded, Red Zone Cuba and Death Corps a.k.a. Shock
Waves) and see what all the hubbub is, bub.
We find out thanks to some exposition,
that Warrington's sister Lila, who was in good health dropped dead at
a young age. The family doctor suspects poison and is convinced Dr.
Altermann is the killer in question. Doesn't help him refusing the
doctor the right to examination of her body for death certification.
Great Scott! I hope Robin can handle Gotham while I am away. |
Apparently the good doctor is a bit
kooky. Little bit crackers. See he is building the ultimate army
for the Third Reich. A regiment of the dead. Yuuuuup! We are in
Nazi Zombie territory again. Given this is 1943, we shan't see an exorbitant amount of boobies. Sorry sexist pig fans.
So ace detective decides to play
Warrington and Warrington plays detective Adams for the old
switcheroo! Then the put the squeeze on him, see? Take the thumb
screws to him, see?
Another welcome site to this otherwise
serious film about Nazi Zombies is character actor/dancer/comedian
Mantan Moreland (Girl Trouble, Eyes in the Night, Cabin
in the Sky, Charlie Chan in the Secret Service, The Scarlet Clue,
Dark Alibi and The Shangnai Cobra) known for being bug eyed,
jittery and great escapes from monsters, creepers and general
supernatural happenings. Sweet jumpin' catfish! His character Jeff
is fast talking, good solid comedic relief and more nervous than a
long tailed cat in a room full of rockin' chairs.
The writer is correct. I am rocking the John Holmes stache. |
Now then let's take a moment and talk
about our antagonist, Dr. Altermann or rather John Carradine. With
351 credits to his name, that is a damn accomplishment. And
then...I found out that some ambitious directors would buy footage of
Carradine and insert them into the flick so they could top bill him
in order to draw in a crowd.
Frankenstein Island with
director Jerry Warren who used the same footage of Carradine
as a floating head would either repeat dialogue or have new dialogue
with the same footage.
Whereas Fred Olen Ray took
five minutes of footage from Judge from Hell and crammed it in his
failing title Honey Britches and under Troma title renamed it
Demented Death Farm Massacre. Yeah I find some of the weirdest
trivia to bestow upon my readers.
Back
to the film. With a mixture of the Helsinky formula (MST3K
reference) and his mambo
(voodoo priestess, not the dance)
this legion of the damned to good to go for bringing about the Nazi
facist regime. Rocking a John Holmes like mustache, Carradine
doesn't look 180 like I am used to so you can imagine my surprise
when the tall, lanky creeper eyed Carradine seemingly looked pleasant
and kind hearted.
Also clips of
White Zombie starring Bela Lugosi were crammed in here. Can
Warrington and Adams combat the dead? Do they know the head shot or
Evil Dead bodily dismemberment?
It would appear we have the godfather
of the Nazi Zombie subgenre. The originator, the patient zero if you
will. With oddly placed incidental music, Moreland running all over
that mansion and hijinks ensuing, you forget this is supposed to be a
serious film. So yes if you want a goofy black & white flick to
riff on or instigate a drinking game, Revenge of the Zombies is your
flick.
Let's bring out the whole cast ONE MORE TIME!!! |
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