And we are back, my people. So hope
you enjoyed the binge watching of Luke Cage Season 2. Today's
endeavor was supposed to be done on Saturday but a migraine boned my
scheduling. Our feature length film this fine Sunday is of the
exploitation genre but a retro vibe over all. Meaning our ballsy
director/writer/editor Mike Olafson (Galleons and Gold,
Gears, Grease and Guitars, Motor Vixens and Hot Lead Hard Fury)
had the audacity to film in 8mm and then convert to HD. Already I
am stoked. This is Hot Lead Hard Fury.
You were expecting Black Belt Jones? |
In the streets of Steel City, a new
drug is sweeping its way through the town like a plague. The city
has become a haven for corruption, violence and a new designer drug
called Voodoo Blue.
Described as a mixture of coke with
LSD, you know that combo is going to do a body good.
When a drug sting goes belly up
Detective Cal Beefer (Mike Malloy of Escape Back to the
Movies,The Scarlet Worm, Naples Never Dies... It Shoots!, Samurai Cop
2: Deadly Vengeance and Page-Jumper) has been made a chalk
outline, his brother Chuck (writer/actor Jesse Frazier)rolls
into town to take over what baby brother Cal couldn't finish.
Man, screw Superfly. I gots the connections. |
With a seventies blues montage intro we
have the drug sting gone bad, our villains cackling over their evil
deeds and Chuck showing off his mad skills. Yes I did laugh at his
Bruce Lee Game of Death inspired tracksuit. But that's okay. I see
the theme going. It's all good. Some of the car chase montage feels
a bit like The Sweeny and The Mechanic. Y'know, good
things of the seventies.
The airport meet-up for the drug buy
looks almost like Mohave Air and Space Port but I could be wrong.
Near Edwards Air Force Base on Highway 58. The shoot out with the
plain clothes cops and Zhang Brotherhood was hand held and raw.
Handlebar mustaches galore. Ron whooping some ass was amazing to
watch. Enough freeze frames and dissolves to make you think this is
the most graphic Charlie's Angels episode you ever did see.
So Chuck Beefer, an ex-cop living in
Detroit hears about his brother's passing and knows it's up to him to
clean up Steel City's streets. Under the command of Captain Columbus
Jackson (Rodrico of Hot
Lead Hard Fury), these boys are coming to town and
baby they packing. Former dirt bike champion Jack Hammer (Mike
Olafson of Hot Lead Hard Fury) is running surveillance on our
brotherhood and the flow of Voodoo Blue. Looks like they got things
wired.
Foxy and fierce! |
A rival gang known as the Sisters of
Sin want in on the Voodoo Blue racket as these bodacious, buxom badass
babes don't take no for an answer. All these murders and drug
running link up to Afro Steel, biggest hustler of Voodoo Blue. With
this much action going on, can Beefer get his revenge and bring these
bastards down?
Now a bit of trivia or side note if you
will, Ron "Black Dragon" Van Clief of The Black
Dragon's Revenge a.k.a. The Black Dragon Revenges the Death of Bruce
Lee, The Last Dragon, Way of the Black Dragon andColorz of Rage
is in this. Yeah a 10th degree black belt of Karate,
former USMC of Vietnam era and instructor for the Secret Service.
This cat has done quite a bit for the Blaxploitation genre similar to
Jim Kelly. The jump cut fight sequences were killing me.
Yes parents, this is probably not one
for the kiddies to watch. Depending on your take on blood and T&A.
Definitely needed some porn staches to the likes of Harry Reems or
Ron Jeremy but maybe that was a tall order.
Weapons are almost completely period
piece accurate. Seeing an Ecoline 350 with bubble windows on the
sides, I thought I'd choke on my Coke. The blood with the rich red
and orange before the black food dye introduction.
Loving the rough, grainy look to the
film stock giving it just enough to suggest this isn't a current
movie. With minor exposition, characters coming out of the woodwork
you get a great feel like Jack Hill's Switchblade Sisters or
Arthur Marks' Detroit 9000. With a touch of Michael
Cimino's Thunderbolt and Lightfoot for seasoning. Half expected
Vonetta McGee or Yaphet Kotto to grace the screen. Just under 2
hours, this was a lot of fun. These jive ass turkeys might just pull
it off.
Damn, his gun smokes almost as much as he does. |
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