Hey folks, welcome back. Many of you
are probably wondering where that Shaft Audio Review is and well...I
accidentally deleted it. Yeah so I have to start all over again.
But we are not here to talk about that. SoCal Cinema Studios
director/writer/producer Dustin Ferguson (Terror at
Black Tree Forest, The Legacy of Boggy Creek, Escape to Black Tree
Forest, Black Tree Forest III, Doll Killer, Die Sister, Die, Occult
Holocaust, Gloved Murderess, Cheerleader Camp: To the Death and
Shockumentary)
asked me to give his new tantalizing tales of terror a
visit and my thoughts on it. Apparently, he is under the belief that
I am a decent writer and who am I to tell him otherwise, right? With
an anonymous package of foreboding standing, a young woman decides to
dust off her VCR and pop in this tape. This is V/H/S/ Violence.
3 Ninjas Kick Back? The Hell? |
With the trusty JVC working through the
tape, our young lady starts to watch this VHS of unknown origin. If
the little girl from the Ring pops out, just hook up the VCR to
YouTube and share the film ASAP! We get a grainy intro and rocking
opening theme. Excellent!!!
You
get the general vibe this is an anthology and yup, you would be
right. Along with Dustin comes Axemas
1 and 2's
very own John Ward,
Tony Newton (Welcome
to Hell, Halloween Hell Night,Virus of the Dead and O' Bloody Night)
Sam Mason-Bell
(Toxic Schlock, Home Videos, A Taste of Phobia,
Deep Web XXX and 2 Die For)
and Jason Impey
(The 12 Slays of Christmas, Home Videos, 60
Seconds to Die, Grim Places, Grindsploitation 4: Meltsploitation and
Schlock-O-Rama)
Midwestern Art? |
When open with a
VHS camcorder viewing of what can only be described as a sex/torture
dungeon and its various tools of infliction. Could be the beginnings
of a snuff movie, could be a private director's collection. Two
masked loopies stick and torment a guy they abducted. Or he answered
an ad on Craigslist he is regretting in his final moments.
We
cut to what looks like a early film school documentary with a buxom
British blonde and yes guys, she gets naked. You have no idea how
many times I get asked that. Also the cinematographer/director seems
to have a vocal distorter on or it was done in post. Cut to a
brunette machete chopping away. Looks a bit similar to the one
Schuylar Craig
used
in Camp Blood 4 and 5. Just chaos happening here.
Dishy, right? |
A segment looking like an audition in spite of the impatient couch
casting director, the girl seems pretty compliant...or is she?
A stalker with a camera and clearly female voice trailing a couple,
disgusted by what she sees. You can almost hear the hatred, the
confusion and bile building up her moment by moment. Piece by piece.
A dark epiphany happens and the girl will see it executed no matter
what.
But enough of that darkness, how about a stroll through the local
suburbs? Y'know, where everything is normal, happy go lucky and
cheery. Appearances can be most deceiving though, can't they? With
acts of violence, this film is woven like a dark tapestry. It's
ultimate end, who is to say? Showing evil can happen whenever and
however it likes, perhaps.
With
a collective of new faces in this such as: Valerie Mulligan
(Bikini Swamp Girl Massacre, Auteur, Cannabus Confessions,
Steve's Garden and Troma presents: Mulligan's Monsters)
Selena D (Party Bus to Hell, Meathook Massacre 4, Madame
X and The Bread of Wickedness) Julie Anne Prescott (House
of Blood, The Lost Girls, Scarred, Meathook Massacre 4, Hell Nurse,
BAD ASS ANGELS and DEMONS and Night People)
and Robert Mulligan
(Bikini Swamp Girl Massacre, No Ordinary BJ, Cannabis
Confessions and Steve's Garden)
I
still see many a Ferguson regulars to the likes of: Jennii
Caroline (Doll Killer, Die Sister, Die!, Gloved
Murderess,The Amityville Legacy and Nemesis 5: The New Model)
Breanna Mitchell (Cheerleader Camp: To the Death, Silent
Night, Bloody Night 2: Revival, Meathook Massacre, Tales for the
Campfire, Night of the Clown Meathook Massacre II and Nemesis 5: The
New Model) Jared Allen (Cheerleader Camp: To the
Death, Invitation to Die, Silent Night, Bloody Night 2: Revival,
Demon Dolls and Conjuring Curse) and Justice Strong
(Shockumentary and Meathook Massacre)
My only complaint would ruin the scope
of the film, the lack of stabilizer was giving this photophobic, a
headache. Not a severe one mind you, so nothing too bad there. With
a unique blend of CGI post production effects, practical effects and
grim story telling; it gives you a morbid fascination of what each
tale is being told. A sort of nebulous fable if you will.
With some stories being mischievous,
while others downright stygian, this film keeps you guessing if these
men and women will ever know justice for their horrific acts.
Let's be clear. There is some creepy
stories here but we are not approaching Faces of Death gross out
factor. That being said, there is some clever, warped and bizarre
segments in this movie and frankly I was impressed how certain
components of this elaborate film unnerved me. I would like to see a collaboration like this again.
Professor Bobo could party in college. |
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