Welcome back readers of mine for Day 2
of Random Titles. I have recently been looking into the works of
director David DeCoteau and was unaware I have in fact already
seen several of his movies. Understand this, for some movies I want
to blot them out of my head instantly and that can be due to acting,
cheesy sets and even cheesier practical effects. So I am not always
armed with an obscure film in the sense that not EVERYONE has heard
of it. That being said, I now realize I have seen every Puppet
Master David has directed along with Creepozoids and Sorority
Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama so...what the hell. Knowing
the tone, let's give another flick of his a whirl. This is Nightmare
Sisters a.k.a. Sorority Sisters a.k.a. Sorority Succubus Sisters.
80s Horror flick or Charlie Sheen's bedroom?? Only you can decide. |
Three geeky girls Melody (Linnea
Quigley of Robot Ninja, Guyver, Blood Church, Vampire
Hunter, Burial of the Rats and Hollywood Cops),
Marci (Scream Queen Brinke Stevens of Private
School, Sole Survivor, Fatal Games, Sorority Babes in the Slimeball
Bowl-O-Rama, Cheerleader Massacre)
and Mickey (Michelle Bauer of Nightdreams,
Cavegirl, Reform School Girls, Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers, Demonwarp,
Warlords, Puppet Master III: Toulon's Revenge, Evil Toons, Dinosaur
Island and Witch Academy)
aren't the popular sort and and it's no wonder with Melody's buck
teeth, singing off-key, Mickey devouring snacks like they are going
out of style and Marci's nasal voice that sounds like what if Alan
Parsons Project and Yoko Ono did a an existentialist prog rock duet
album.
We now return to 3 Geeky Girls. |
Bored
out of their skulls they invite 3 geeky guys...which sounds like a
NBC Tuesday night show at about 8 o' clock. Coming this Fall on
NBC! Moving along, the fellas Kevin (Richard
Gabai of Assault of the Party Nerds, Blood Nasty, Ghost Writer,
Virgin High, Dinosaur Island and Inner Sanctum II),
Duane (William Dristas of Nightmare Sisters)
and Freddy (Marcus Vaughn of The Visitants,
Sorority House Massacre, Nightmare Sisters, The Girl I Want and Vice
Academy Part 2)
are all on board convinced tonight is the night they get laid.
Seriously, they will not stop giggling about that. I wanted to leave
a D20 at the scenes of all their murders I had laid out for them.
The
party starts flagging and the girls break out a crystal ball
performing a seance.. I thought pot would have done the trick but
nope, let's tamper with forces we don't understand instead.
Unbeknownst to the girls, the crystal ball is cursed and each girl
becomes possessed by a succubus transforming them into the extremely
hot and yummy scream queens we all know and love. Melody gets a bit
more rocker chick, Mickey gets a bit cavegirl and Mickey has a
dominatrix attitude to go with her good girl appearance.
Hmm, phallus anyone? |
The
boys must fight out the temptation that's shaking its tail feathers
at them and find a way to help the girls ASAP...so they don't go and
seduce every guy within a forty block radius. Clearly they need a
young priest and an old priest. Probably doesn't help that their
jocko one dimensional frat bros show up to get some tail. Eh, more
wood for the fire I suppose.
Floaty Head of DOoOoOooOoooM!!!! |
With the script banged out at 7 days
and the film shot in 4, it surprisingly looks done well. A bit more
blocking for screen would have been nice but I am watching Nightmare
Sisters not Citizen Kane.
Brinke Stevens uncomfortable with being all
nude, DeCoteau swapped it out to just topless and I guess that was
easier to do. On the boys' dorm wall is a poster of Creepozoids
which made me laugh. Recorded on 35mm Arriflex this was oddly enough
shot in mono for I am guessing because it was cheaper to do such.
So if you are into silly antics, topless young women and a bit of
horror then come on by and enjoy the flick.
Hmm this looks a bit kinky for an exorcism. |
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