Hiya gang and welcome back for Day 3 of
Bruce Lee Stardom. You know, regardless what you may think about,
feel opinionated on or just outright dislike, you have to admire
vision. Take this movie for example: Where else are you going to
find Chinese Boxing, Karate and a massive all out match in the Roman
Colosseum? That's right, a flurry of kicks, punches and punishment
in Rome of all places. Sounds crazy? To me, it was ambition to
bring a series of people together from multiple nations so they could
all watch this film. This is The Way of the Dragon a.k.a. Return of
the Dragon.
Come over here and show us on the doll where they touched you. |
Once again Bruce is playing a decent
egg by the name of Tang Lung. Who has traveled to Italy, sent by his
uncle to assist a family friend "Uncle" Wang (Chung-Hsin
Huang of The One-Armed Swordsmen, The 14 Amazons, The Chinese
Connection, Chinese Hercules, Dragons of Death, The Mandarian
Magician and The Eternal Obsession) as his restaurant is
being harassed. He is informed that the Mafia wants the restaurant
for God knows what. Maybe launder money. Maybe they love egg drop
soup. Who can say? At first not everyone is on board having Tang
here to help until they see him beat the crap out of some of the
gangsters. After they witness this otherwise amiable fella kick ass
and take names they are all with him.
Not sure about this Village People tribute band. |
What is so unusual about this role is
Tang is a fish out of water if you will, a stranger in a strange land
trying his best to get along with others but once again life finds a
way to ruin anyone's plans and good times. Annoyed how his men
have lost to Tang, da boss (No not Springsteen) acquired two bad ass
martial artists to deal with Tang and they will fix his little red
wagon. Probably paint it and oil the wheels too. Sadly the real
life hapkido grandmaster Ing-Sik Whang (The
Way of the Dragon, Hapkido, Bruce Lee and I, The Skyhawk. Stoner,
Hwangbi, The Association, Black Leopard and Tomb for a Strongman)
is only known as Japanese Fighter. His fellow fighter, 8th
degree black belt of American Tang Soo Do Robert
Wall (Robert
Wall of The Way of the Dragon, Enter the Dragon, Black Belt Jones,
Game of Death, Enter the Ninja, Code of Silence, Invasion U.S.A.,
Firewalker, Hero and the Terror and Walker, Texas Ranger)
is known as...Bob. Meh, no biggie. Once again Nora
Miao
(of The Big Boss, Fist of Fury, The Devil's
Treasure, Tokyo-Seoul-Bangkok and Naughty! Naughty!)
appears. She and Bruce have great chemistry together whether she
plays the love interest or could be playing a sister or cousin.
Bruce Lee pimp slap of DOooOoOoOOmm!!!! |
Both
men find that Tang is insanely fast, disciplined and hard to get a hold of. Da Boss feels he has no other choice then to call in for
reinforcements. Spending a small fortune to get him there in time,
he calls in the merciless Colt (Chuck Norris of
The Octagon, An Eye for an Eye, Silent Rage, Lone Wolf McQuade, The
Delta Force, Firewalker, The Hitman, Walker, Texas Ranger and The
Expendables 2)
to dispatch his pain in his ass. Has Tang met his match? Will
Colt stomp a mudhole in Tang? Will Colt make Tang part of his complete
breakfast?
The billing Return of the Dragon was
U.S. distribution's way to cash in on the success of Enter the Dragon
as a sequel and was Bruce Lee's directorial debut as well.
Apparently Bruce was insistent that Chuck bulk up to look more menacing. Now because of the dubbing, the dialogue in this film
is a bit painful. Get the sub-tilted version instead and you will enjoy
the story more. I was told that Bruce Lee couldn't act his way out
of a paper bag and then I remember his shady strong arm character from
Marlowe. While unfortunately named Winslow Wong, he came off
smooth, a bit arrogant and drunk with his own strength and power. A
complete 180 from the actual man and I was hoping it was a larger
part but then I remember reading, "The Little Sister" and
what happened to the gunsel so alas. That being said, even playing
Kato he stood out.
Is this a brilliant film? No. Is this
a film about heart, family and the willingness to stand up for what
you believe to be true and honest? Yes very much so. Frankly
folks, the fight scenes between Chuck and Bruce will blow your minds.
If you don't care for the story at all, at least see this awesome
smack down.
Gonna pinch you so good! |
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