Hey folks, welcome back for more
Aimless Adulteration as we jump back to that far off time of 2011.
Oh so long ago he says with oodles of sarcasm. I felt that I have
not done a popular comic book any justice. I have read this series
ever since Dark Horse Comics translated it from Italian to English.
From the creator/writer Tiziano Sclavi (Nero, Cemetery
Man a.k.a. Dellamorte Dellamore, Dylan Dog, Vittima degli eventi
a.k.a. Dylan Dog - Victim of Circumstances and DYLAN) comes
the story of a investigator whose life to a downward spiral. This is
Dylan Dog: Dead of Night.
I am ruggedly handsome, aren't I? |
Before we get into this, I am aware of
several nay sayers of this film because it was too Americanized or
the fact that Dylan's sidekick was NOT Groucho Marx as it was in the
comic in 1986. Well actually he was batcrap crazy and thought he was
Groucho and even managed to pull off the shtick. That being said, I
had a blast with this film. Okay on with the review. An down and
out investigator Dylan Dog (Brandon Routh of Superman Returns,
Zack and Miri Make a Porno, Fling, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World,
Chuck, Arrow, The Flash and Legends of Tomorrow) encounters
something of his past haunting him and telling him he needs to get
back into "that line of work" again. Set in New Orleans,
our would-be hero's conscience is nagging away at him and what he
should be doing. His gopher/assistant Marcus (Sam Huntington
of Detroit Rock City, Superman Returns, Fanboys, Being Human, The
Throwaways, Sully and Finding Sofia) is pleading to being
made a full partner and do some real investigations, not just
developing film and getting groceries.
So I didn't have Buffy's number so I called you. |
The new client Elizabeth Ryan's (Anita
Briem of Doctors, The Nun, Doctor Who, The Evidence, Cold Trail, The
Tudors and Journey to the Center of the Earth) father was
killed and she has been scoffed at by the cops because she believes
the killer was supernatural in the sense it was a werewolf that
killed her father. Yeah got to admit, I would be a trifle skeptical
too. Marcus looks about in the strange and weird happenings of New
Orleans and gets killed. Yup right in the office.
Dylan grabs a forensics kit, some
firearms and dons his familiar red shirt, black jacket and blue jeans
and is back on the paranormal investigations. After confirming a
werewolf was around the house, Dylan stops off at the morgue to pick
Marcus up. Y'see Marcus is now a zombie. But not a flesh eating
ghoul moaning brains braaaains (Thank you ever so much Dan O'
Bannon of Return of the Living Dead. Putz.) but finds out
that the undead life is like a medical condition...that is treatable?
Meanwhile the hottest club in town, the
Corpus House (subtle as a grenade landing in your oatmeal)
is a vampire haven providing drink, merriment and a designer drug
comprised of vampire blood giving humans a super human high, strength
and a primal need to breed and fight. Sorry Crack, you're
yesterday's news. Master vampire Vargas (Taye Diggs of
How Stella Got Her Groove Back, Go, The Best Man, House on Haunted
Hill, Ally McBeal, Private Practice, Baggage Claim and The Best Man
Holiday) is smooth,
charismatic and scheming to make the breathers (humans)
his slaves and take over the world. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Yeah,
that old chestnut. Seriously, how about creating your own hobo blood
bank system around the world to appease your elders or cash in on
long-term investments. Always with the world domination with these
cats.
Man, Zuul is butt ugly first thing when he wakes up. |
Dylan
still wary of days gone past, chats up the alpha werewolf in the meat
packing district. Hehe little pig, little pig come be porkchops for
four. Eldest werewolf Gabriel Cysnos (Peter Stormare of
Fargo, The Lost World: Jurassic Park II, The Big Lebowski, 8 MM,
Armageddon, Dark Summer, Strange Magic and Arrow)
is nervous for the power struggle of the city and fears he may have
to assert himself against the vampires if things are moving in the
direction they are.
Can Dylan figure
out what's going on? How funky does Marcus smell? Is Elizabeth the
helpless client or the Femme Fatale?
Love
the fact that WCW/WWF wrestling champion Kurt Angle
gets to be Gabriel's son and werewolf. It was a nice touch. Now I
am aware of a 2014 Italian film following much closer to the
comic...oh excuse me, graphic novel. Vittima
degli eventi a.k.a. Dylan Dog - Victim of Circumstances and what the
hell, I will give it the once over.
Yup so much for the vampires not crossing thresholds. |
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