Welcome back for more of the Week of
Gilliam and we continue down the filmography of an insane
madman/genius as we move into a cult classic beloved by many as a
brilliant yet abtruse as pint-sized plunders and pillagers of the
space-time continum. The first of the Trilogy of Imagination
followed by Brazil and ending with The Adventures of Baron
Manchausen. That being said we
delve into our main movie. This is Time Bandits.
The Minotaur farted!! |
Our
story revolves around Kevin (Craig Warnock of Time
Bandits and To the Lighthouse)
a young boy with an resplendent imagination and an obsession with
ancient Greece. His parents are completely unaware of his interests
and they attend activities including acquiring nifty gadgets to keep up with the
Joneses. One night Kevin is asleep when an armored clad knight on
horseback crashes out his wardrobe so one can only assume Narnia has
begun its invasion. The knight bolts deep into the forest where his
bedroom wall was. After coming out of hiding he sees the wall has
returned and his bedroom is perfectly fine except there is a photo on
the wall depicting an identical forest.
Well beats ending up with Ian Holm. |
Kevin fears not
this strange and off the wall antics as he preps a knapsack of food,
water and of course his Polaroid camera. Cause a compass, decent
combat knife and a couple of canteens is just crazy talk. Just then
six dwarves fall out of the wardrobe carrying an ancient and worn map
as they are off to find an exit out of there. They invite Kevin to
join them and he is reluctant until a giant disembodied head called
the Supreme Being chases after them demanding the map back. Kevin
and the dwarves leap to a void of space-time and into Italy during
the Napoleonic Wars. Hey, don't give me that expression. Still
more coherent than most latter Doctor Who episodes.
Kevin
takes a breath from all the crazy and finds out his traveling
companions' names. Randall the leader (David Rappaport
of Mysteries, Time Bandits, The Bride, The Wizard, Peter Gunn, L.A.
Law, and Captain Planet and the Planeteers)
followed by Fidgit (Kenny Baker of Circus of Horrors,
Star Wars, The Star Wars Holiday Special, The Empire Strikes Back,
Flash Gordon, Return of the Jedi, Ivanhoe, Amadeus, Prince Caspian
and the Voyage of the Dawn Treader, The Phantom Menace, Attack of the
Clones and Revenge of the Sith),
Strutter (Malcolm Dixon of Willy Wonka & the
Chocolate Factory, Black Jack, Flash Gordon, Time Bandits, The
Goodies, The Dark Crystal, Return of the Jedi, Arena and Willow),
Og (Mike Edmonds of Black Jack, The Empire Strikes Back,
Clash of the Titans, The Goodies, The Dark Crystal, Men Without Hats:
Safety Dance and Maid Marian and Her Merry Men)
Wally (Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back, The Dark Crystal,
Return of the Jedi, Brazil, Labyrinth, The Adventures of Baron
Munchausen, Oingo Boingo: Skeletons in the Closet and The Silver
Chair) and Vermin (Tiny
Ross of Black Jack, Flash Gordon and Time Bandits).
You are here and your travelers cheques are in Alpha Centauri. |
Randall
explains to Kevin that long ago the Supreme Being contracted out to
they six for making repairs to the space-time fabric buUuUuUuuut
Randall decided that the map would lead them to the greatest riches
in the known world in all of time. Our hexad of hustlers lead Kevin
throughout the halls of time including meeting Napoleon Bonaparte
(Ian Holm of Alien, The Borrowers, The Return of the
Borrowers, Mary Shelley's Frankenstein, The Madness of King George,
The Fifth Element, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the
Rings, Ratatouille and Alien: Isolation)
Robin Hood ( John
Cleese of Life
of Brian, Fawlty Towers, Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl, The
Meaning of Life, A Fish Called Wanda, Erik the Viking, Fierce
Creatures, The World Is Not Enough, Mini Adventures of Winnie the
Pooh and Trolls)
and King Agamemnon (Sean
Connery of An Age of Kings, Marnie, Thunderball, You Only Live Twice,
Shalako, The Anderson Tapes and Highlander)
as Kevin documents their trips with his Polaroid camera. Too bad he
didn't have a digital cam, he could have gotten footage too.
Unbeknownst
to our adventurers, Evil (David
Warner of The Wars of the Roses, Straw Dogs, The Omen, Time Bandits,
Tron, The Company of Wolves, Waxwork, Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered
Country and In the Mouth of Madness)
lurks from his dark domain, interested in the map of all space-time
and will get it by any means necessary, using it to manipulate
reality itself and shape it to his own idea and design. Apparently
40 species of parrots is most upsetting. Can Kevin and the bandits
avoid Evil??? Will the Supreme Being dish out a wide sequence of
slaps for the bandits???
Have I gone
completely around the bend???
This
being a “Cult Classic” that on a 5 million dollar budget that
Time Bandits brought home $40 million in spite of being a fall movie
and not a summer blockbuster nor a Christmas seasoned film.
Co-written with fellow Python (allumnus...Allumni...Damn
Latin co-respondence course)
performer and writer Michael
Palin.
The film was backed by none other than the late Beatle George
Harrison
placing his song in the closing credits “Dream Away” along with
American lawyer and business manager of George Harrison, Denis
O' Brien.
Both men founded HandMade
Films
production and backed this project as well as Monty
Python's Life of Brian.
Yikes, the Wizard of Oz is pissed. |
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