Hey folks back again. Thought we would
do a sequel to a Creature Feature we have already covered. Yes I do
have some disdain for sequels but I thought this time around, I could
be entertained. Granted that didn't work with the loosely linked
Zombi unofficial sequels but that is for an entirely different
scenario so let's see if director Giannetto De Rossi can manage this
task. This is Killer Crocodile 2.
Is this the buffet? It all looks so good. |
No unusual alternative titles lashed to
this movies so it was a bit odd but it doesn't necessarily mean it is
awful. The reappearance of Richard Anthony Crenna for this
does bring comfort to the continuity. Our previous director/writer
Fabrizio De Angelis (Thunder, Deadly Impact, The
Manhunt, Operation Nam, Thunder II, Karate Warrior, The Overthrow,
Thunder III, Karate Warrior 2, and The Last Match)
is alongside with makeup artist/writer/director Giannetto
De Rossi
(Cy Warrior, Killer Crocodile 2 and Tummy)
felt the need to have Kevin had to reprise his character. We have
the atypical and corrupt land developer dumping radioactive waste in
the local swamps because...plot device. Seriously, the concept of
the ecosystem damage doesn't even register. We don't even have an
old wizened wise man warning of said greedy developer the wrongness
of his ways.
OMG! Bugs are icky! |
So
with the ooze dumped in the swamps ambitious journalist Liza (Debra
Karr of Stingray, A Stranger Waits, Killer Crocodile 2 and Vulgar)
is neck deep into trouble and is going to need some help to get this
story out. Corruption, bribes and buying and selling people off
would make an embarrassment and she will have to be
silenced...forever. It gets goofier. Oh yes, the land in question
is being redeveloped for a resort. Yeah, imagine this very area that
had a gargantuan croc and there couldn't possibly be another of its
kind again, could there?
Our cruise director is a bit busy and bloody. |
Not
Quint, Joe is also back as his bad ass croc hunter self (Ennio
Girolami of The Nights of Cabiria, Fury of Achilles, The Feast of
Satan, Sexy Sinners, The Last Shark, Tenebrae, 1990: The Bronx
Warriors, Escape from the Bronx, Operation Nam and Sinbad of the
Seven Seas)
and he and Kevin both feel obligated to help Liza as she revealed
another crocodile of unusual size and stature.
Fun Film Facts! No, not really.
Our director is also responsible for the SFX make-up for Fulci's
Zombie and The Beyond but funnier than that, is
composer Riz Ortolani of Cannibal Holocaust.
The original film and this sequel were shot back to back allowing
continuity to NOT screw up.
See how that works, Hollywood?! Italy is kicking your ass...with a
creature feature flick!
Okay that all aside, this film's story is almost carbon copy of the
original, they even re-use a lot of the footage from the previous
movie and it clearly shows. Ladies reading this, yes there is a
implied rape scene. Nothing visual but I guess it just wouldn't feel
lawless if they didn't add it to "spice" things up.
Is this film better than the sequel? No, it isn't. As far as a film
standing on its own, it encompasses the original. It attempted its
own story line but mostly hashed previous footage and per-existing
characters in the hopes the huge resort story didn't end up being a
plot hole. Villagers, poachers and fishermen make up the bulk of the
croc's diet and steps are taken to find out 50 foot long beasty.
The practical SFX of creature, gore gags and the like are on par with the original. The story feels more convoluted than Jaws 3. Yes I said it! Jaws 3 is superior to Killer Crocodile II.
More teeth than the entire Osmond family. |
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