Day 2 of the Vampire Grab Bag Week is upon us! I bring us to the continuation of the
Karnstein Trilogy. A film that has many
a buxom young lady, many an overtly drawn out scene, late night nude swims and
creepy eyed men that almost hit the caliber of Christopher Lee but not quite
and yes once again implied lesbian themes.
It seems Hammer was desperate to keep bottoms in the theater seats so
clearly scantily clad females or topless ones will grasp the notice of many a
horndog man. So get your torches, blades
and stakes for the vampiress is on the loose.
This is Lust for a Vampire.
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| School lunch program looks good to me! |
You too will fall under
the spoiler of Mircalla and then you will be damned for all eternity!
Once again an adaptation of Sheridan Le Fanu’s Carmilla is
being created by Hammer Films by writer Tudor
Gates (Death Is a Good Living, Better a Widow, Danger: Diabolik, Barbarella, The
Vampire Lovers, Fright and Twins of Evil) showcases the depravity that
lurks inside us all but especially young, prim and proper schoolgirls? Not far from the uninhabited Castle
Karnstein is a proper school for young girls that have been beseeched by black
magic, Satanism and vampires. An
accomplished writer Richard Lestrange (Michael Johnson of The Human Jungle, Anne of
a the Thousand Days, Homebodies, Crown Court and Perfect Scoundrels), a
horror novelist is doing research for his next novel and the local villagers
are warning him off from the Castle Karnstein and speak of every 40 years an
unspeakable evil lurks through the land in the form of a vampire. The legends speak of the sacrifice of an
innocent blood to resurrect their wicked ancestors and bring for an age of
darkness.
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| No I am not Paul McGann. |
The local school
houses an ancient vampiress now unbeknownst to all except for a few. Yes this vampiress can WALK IN THE DAYLIGHT,
be awake at all hours and seduces with a glance. A young school girl Mircalla (Yutte
Stensgaard Denmark nude model of The Girl with a Pistol, The Love Factor, Some
Girls Do, Carry on Again Doctor, Scream and Scream Again and Doctor in Trouble)
is perplexed to classmates missing, a local girl in town and even a teacher
seems to have had a “heart attack” but her current attentions are on Lestrange
as he has replaced the English instructor for this school and they both cannot
cope with their feelings for one another.
Yes now I must nitpick a bit about this film. While this reign of terror is about; this
would seem the ample time for copious amount of nudity, a over the top love
scene where the orgasm brings Yutte to a cross eyed response to the tune of a
tripe pop song entitled Strange Love. This
movie feels as though it stems away from the dignity of the Hammer Legacy and
feels like the movie was rushed together providing far too much unexplained and
how the royals move about without anyone questioning them at all. They did not have any royal guards to speak
of so revolting villagers could not have been thwarted in any sense of the
manner. There was more fog in this movie
that John Carpenter’s The Fog and its remake combined, our blood looked
garishly red and my god there were more heaving bosoms in this flick to rival soft
core pornography.
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| Zombies? In the lake?? Heavens! |
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