Welcome back for Sci-fi’s Week of the 1950’s and I thought
let’s tap into a legacy that is Horror and a name that speaks of evil and
twisted. That would be none other than
Frankenstein. Yes thanks to Hollywood
and its need to dragging Mary Shelly’s creation through more than its fair
share of B-Movie ancestry these films have been put on the screen with their
more than fair share of plot holes. For
example, how could an obsessed man mocking God’s work manage to have time to
create offspring with a woman. Surely
the skibbling off in the middle of the night to animate the dead would be a
turn off for most women but perhaps I am jumping the gun. This is Frankenstein’s Daughter.
My God, he is still talking. |
Elsu: Your father and
grandfather never used a spoiler brain.
Oliver Frank: No. The
way the female’s brain is conditioned to a man’s world. Therefore it takes orders where the other ones
didn’t.
Welcome to L.A. in 1958 as our movie begins a bushy eye
browed creature with giant bucked teeth roams the streets at night just as
Suzie (Sally Todd of The Unearthly, The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent, Dragnet,
M Squad and G.I. Blues) returns from her date with boyfriend in tow and
she shrills at the mere sight of this girl.
Open credits and cut to the next morning as Suzie’s friend Trudy (Sandra
Knight of Thunder Road, Tales of Wells Fargo, Bourbon Street Beat, Tate,
Surfside 6 and Tower of London) meet up for tennis of which Suzie gabs
almost endlessly about this misshapen girl with her killer unibrow and
terrifying teeth. This tale brings
about strange and garbled memories for Trudy as if she may have been this
monster Suzie spoke of.
Should a demented madman offer a lady a Tiparillo? |
Enter Professor Morton (Felix Locher of Hell Ship Mutiny, Desert
Hell, Thunder in the Sun, The Firebrand and California) who is
attempting to devise a fountain of youth serum for men and his assistant Oliver
Frank (Donald Murphy of Killer Leopard, Shack Out on 101, Lord Love a Duck and
Swamp Girl) has a look of contempt for the elder man that would rival
most serial killers. This Frankenstein
is the lowest of the low as he spikes Trudy’s drinks with the professor’s
formula causing Trudy to metamorphosis into that Neolithic creature of
earlier. He somewhat convinces Suzie to
go out on a date with him, tries a little park and necking of which she stomps
out of the car. Rather than apologizing
for mixed signals he gets the idea of dropping into low gear and running her
down. Our suave fellow feels a female
monster would be more docile and easier to control. Clearly he needed to rent a copy of Species
to point out how that was a bad concept.
Our Frankenstein is cruel, sexist and quite frankly unworthy
of the family title yet gets to carry on as he does. With cliché dialogue about man playing God, the
monsters looking a bit on the gooey side and depictions of teenagers in the
fifties this straight to the drive-in film is perfect for a bad movie
crowd. If you were looking for a
dramatic and clever standing on this age old tale well keep on looking Jack
cause nothing really redeeming here.
Gary Busey after the bike accident. |
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