Greetings to Day 1 of Hodgepodge Sci-fi
and let's start the festivities!!! Um, by that I mean I start
writing and you enjoy reading it. Sorry, no parties to be had.
Today's film hails from the director of Vacancy, (Nimrod Antal of
Kontroll, Vacancy, Armored and Metallica Through the Never) so
clearly a director with vision and credibility. Tackling a popular
franchise is never easily, let alone pushing a sequel for a series
that has not seen light for over 20 years. Will it be hard to
re-capture the magic or will our director just nail the footage,
splice and call it a day? We will find out. This is Predators.
Found your liver... in case you were missing it. |
Our film follows Royce (Adrien
Brody of Harrison's Flowers, The Pianist, The Village, The Jacket,
King Kong, Giallo and Midnight in Paris), a trained mercenary
who finds himself in a pile of foliage in a jungle after what
appears to be a violent or less than comforting teleportation.
Armed, pissed and ready to inflict some
damage he encounters similarly ticked off people such as: Cuchillo
(Danny Trejo of Desperado, Spy Kids, Heat, From Dusk Till Dawn
and Machete), a Mexican Cartel enforcer, Spetsnaz (Russian
Special Forces) soldier Nikolai (Oleg Taktarov of 15
Minutes, National Treasure, We Own the Night, NCIS and Reach Me)
Israeli Defense Forces Sniper Isabelle (Alice Braga of City of
God, I Am Legend, Redbelt, Blindness and Repo Men) Yakuza
(Japanese Mafia) enforcer Hanzo (Louis Ozawa
Changchien of Robot Stories, Gigantic, Fair Game, The Bourne Legacy
and Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.), Liberian revolutionary Mombasa
(Mahershala Ali of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, The
Place Beyond the Pines, House of Cards and The Hunger Games:
Mockingjay- Part 1)Death row inmate Stans (Walton
Goggins of The Shield, Justified, Sons of Anarchy and Mojave)
and general practitioner of medicine Doctor Edwin (Topher Grace
of That 70's Show, Spider-Man 3, Take Me Home Tonight, The Big
Wedding and Interstellar) as they all confirm they too, were
abducted from their beds in different parts of the world. Who has
acquired them is yet to be determined as they are attacked by a pack
of quadped beasts that they have never seen before.
GIT TO THE CHOPPA!!! Wait, that's the other flick. |
Royce becomes the defacto leader trying
to make sure everyone gets out alive, everyone takes stock of food,
ammo and water while Royce is trying to figure out where the hell
they are. After the first creature encounter, the team takes shelter
in a wrecked cargo ship of alien design when they realize they are
not even on Earth any more. Our collection of bad asses encounter
meet Noland (Laurence Fishburne of Apocalypse Now, A Nightmare
on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors, Cherry 2000, Othello, The Matrix,
Mission: Impossible III, CSI: Crime Scenes Investigation and
Black-ish) a former Special Forces that has been living and
surviving on the planet for ten years. Sadly rather than becoming a
main character, Noland is the voice of exposition, telling the
wayward travellers that this planet is one big hunting preserve to
sharpen the Predators' skills, aim and talents by tracking and
killing live game and they have all been drafted as prey. Will they
escape? Can they be rescued and how many Predators can they take
with them when they die?
Okay, now to the nitty gritty of the
flick. The original script was written by director/writer Robert
Rodrigez back in 1994 and was shelved and off the green-light for 16
years before anyone showed any interest. Initially cameos of both
Dutch (Schwarzenegger) and Harrigan (Danny Glover) were scheduled for
an appearance but I guess they was just too old for that crap. Hey,
I keep it PG-13 around these here parts.
Adrien Brody manged to put on 25 lbs of
muscle for the role but for some reason felt the Clint Eastwood Man
with No Name/ Kurt Russell Snake Plissken gruff, rough voice would
lend his character a bit more stature. My opinion, it did not.
Kinda got tired of the countless Predator shrieks. Whether or not it
is a primal scream of rights of the hunt or maybe they are simply
psyching themselves and their prey up I could not say. As far as
directing, I feel Nimrod Antal did an excellent job having to breathe
life back into the franchise and was a damn sight better than say...
Alien: Resurrection.
Dammit, we're on an Alien set. Who has the map? |
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