Hey there folks. So I am forcing a bad
movie on you brought to us from our old exploitation/blockbuster
knock off maestro Bruno Mattei (Hell of the Living Dead,
Women's Prison Massacre, Rats: Night of Terror, Strike Commando,
Double Target, Robowar, Cop Game, Zombi 3, Shocking Dark and Cruel
Jaws). Yeah I know you recognize the name and the titles so
that being saying, we have a fun filled adventure that basically
spits in the face of Ridley Scott's Alien with a theme of treasure
hunters and a desert island not previously mapped. This is Island of
the Living Dead.
EXTRAS! Forward!! |
Blowing off the dust from an old
pseudonym Vincent Dawn to head back into the subgenre of zombies. As
they were supposed to film in Argentina they found it too be too
expensive, they decided to head to the Philippines to bring the
evils.
Our opus opens with Conquistadors to
toss natives infected in a dungeon while a voodoo ceremony raises
them from the dead with so much fog from projectors and dry ice.
Umm at least the costumes fit the extras?? 300 years later, our
treasure hunters hit the high seas, our crew of the Dark Star (John
Carpenter homage, perhaps?) are hit by a mysterious fog bank
on a dark and stormy night only to wake the next morning to be in
front of an island that is not on any map they can find. With the
ship conveniently needing repairs, our crew go to shore for looting
purposes.
Fred, did you notice a rotting smell? |
The intrepid team consisting of Captain
Kirk (Ronald Russo of Trhauma, Ladyhawke, Detective Malone,
Caged Women and Intimate Crimes), Snoopy (Jim Gaines of
Black Fire, War Without End, Zombi 4 and Faster) Fred (Alvin
Anson of Terrorist Hunter, Rome & Juliet, Black Market Love,
Baler, My Lai Four and Flames of Love), Victoria (Ydalia
Suarez of In the Land of the Cannibals, La bambina dalle mani
sporche, Island of the Living Dead and La grande Rabbia) and
Sharon (Yvette Yzon of The Dark Side of a Woman, Secrets of
Women, A Shudder on the Skin, The Jail: The Women's Hell, Island of
the Living Dead, Zombies: The Beginning and My Lai Four) all
heading for the mainland exploring split into three teams of two.
Cover more ground and get your party killed off! Kirk observes some
antiquated parchment to find this is the resting place of a Spanish
Galleon filled gold. Fred and Sharon found a monk in robes who
happened to be a zombie and Fred takes his head off with a boomstick.
With greed and stupidity, the cast tries to make off the gold and
blood thirsty hordes of zombies appear. Is the gold worth it? Will
the crew make it out alive?
When he is not lifting scenes from
previously existing films like Night of the Living Dead remake,
Fulci's Zombi several times, his own flick Hell of the Living Dead
and even Lenzi's Nightmare City , Mattei shoots the whole flick on
HDCAM. The dubbing is so horrible making it hard to understand half
of the male cast. Alas ladies that might actually watch this stink
nugget, there is no real eye candy for ya. Mattei likes to cover the
fellas in that regard. Soundtracks lifted are Coppola's Dracula and
Friday the 13th and my favorite annoyance was some
exterior shots from Mask of Zorro. The lawsuits avoided thanks to
pseudonym. So yes if you enjoy over the top zombie stories, campy
extras and a lack of direction, this is the flick for you.
Jeepers teen gang, I smell a mystery. |
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