Heya gang! Well the week is upon us
and that bloody audio review took far too long to record yesterday so
today is going to be the starting point, the crux of the week's theme
if you will. I thought I would gander at some obscure 80s slasher
films. So yes, 80s Slasher is what we are going with. Not the
stereotypical brands of Halloween, Friday the 13th
or even A Nightmare on Elm Street as they are deemed by many
as hollow attempts to cash in on the original source material. Nope
we are simply tackling relatively unknown actors in a low budget collective of
psychological thrills, chills and spills.
Today's contrived concept is a group of
campers make their way to the mountains to check out some property
they bought. What they got instead was a nightmare. This Just
Before Dawn.
Hehe blew up that thunderbucket! |
An independent slasher film made in
1981 and directed by writer/director Jeff Lieberman (Blue
Sunshine, Squirm, Doctor Franken, Remote Control, The Nevenending
Story III and Satan's Little Helper) drags us into an RV and
demands we play road games all the way. Okay it isn't quite that
painful. Two rednecks are out hunting, drinking and shooting when
they find an abandoned church and decide to dick around in it,
something happens deep in the woods and they are never heard from
again.
Meanwhile, a gathering of 5 twenty
somethings making their way into the Oregon Trail that is a bit
better mapped than that stupid Commodore 64 game where Warren (Gregg
Henry of Scarface, Body Double, The Last of Philip Banter, Fair Game,
Raising Cain, Payback and Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever) has a
cabin in the woods but is halted by forest ranger Roy (George
Kennedy of Cool Hand Luke, Hush...Hush, Sweet Charlotte, Gunsmoke and
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!) who plays a
round of skeptic comments and rather than telling them outright there
have been unexplained deaths he gives them a helping of Crazy Ralph.
Warren, why are we watching a bear pee on a tree? |
So Warren and company ignoring the
warnings, they find the roads and switchbacks cannot let the giant RV
through the dense forest, so clearly we need to set up camp and hope
that the ominous music. Yup that is clearly slasher-in-the-woods
genre but not everyone has that noticed that.
So naturally it is plenty of
opportunity to get naked, skinny dip and screw each others' brains
out.
Funny thing is this is beautifully shot
as they choose to shoot primarily in Silver Falls State Park via
Oregon in spite of the graphic slaughter awaiting to happen. So you
know what that means? Yup we need some inbred mongoloid hillbillies
similar to those of Wrong Turn! Well this came first, so there
Wrong Turn!
So we get some POV perving/stalking
shots this film actually defines the hidden maniacs and making it a
more engrossing and eerie atmosphere allowing for a gorgeous musical
score by composer Brad Fiedel (The Terminator, High School
U.S.A., Fright Night, The Serpent and the Rainbow, Fright Night Part
2, Terminator 2: Judgement Day) but it doesn't change the
fact that our would be victims haven't been properly fleshed out.
Really needed Amy Steel from Friday the 13th Part 2. Now
there is a gal that is smart, sassy, cute and kicks some ass.
Overall the vibe of the flick is
impressive, story is decent enough and the effects are spot on but I
think it is a wee bit the pale compared to the Vorhees clan.
Hey Jack Lemmon's son, can I get your dad's autograph? |
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