Hiya guys and gals and welcome back to
the week. Yup more Women in Prison films..whoopie...Goldberg. So
shocking an innocent girl gets jailed in prison of a drug offense
carrying decent weight worth of cocaine. Yeah color me shocked that
they threw the book at her.
This is The Concrete Jungle.
Your gun is digging into my hip. |
With a lovely skiing holiday coming to
an end, Elizabeth (Tracey Bregman of The Funny Farm, Days of
Our Lives, The Young and the Restless, Happy Birthday to Me, The Bold
and the Beautiful, Sex & Mrs. X, Spyder Games and Low Lifes)
is head over heels for her swell guy, Danny (Peter Brown of
Lawnman, Laredo, One Life to Live, Loving, JAG, The Wedding Planner,
Hell to Pay and Three Bad Men). Well he asks of Liz just
one favor. To make sure his skis make it back into the country with
no issues. Given how much flake is riding in those skis, Danny
convinces her that the cops would never look twice at such a pretty,
innocent girl and it will only be this one time. No truer words
were spoken as the cops snag her at the airport with skis in hand.
Rather than working with the kid and seeing if she is part of an
outfit or maybe working for Mr. Big they just toss her springy ass
into jail. Now that is a lazy cop and justice system. You could
have actually tracked her whereabouts and cross-referenced with
Interpol but nah, much easier to lob a kid into the jug.
Methinks she may have been in too long. |
Well you know the score. The warden
reads her the riot act and tells her to not rock the boat. Warden
Fletcher(Jill St. John of The Lost World, Tony Rome, The Roman
Spring of Mrs. Stone, Diamonds Are Forever, Out There, The Player,
The Trip and Northpole) tolerates no insubordination but has to
keep wary of the prison's alpha, Cat (Barbara Luna of Ship of
Fools, Star Trek Mirror, Mirror episode, The Devil at 4 o' Clock,
Hunter, Dragnet, Mission: Impossible and The Sandra West Diaries)
a tough as nails yet easy on the eyes hellion who gets what she wants
or who she wants. The coke deals go down through the prison and on
to the streets. Cat blurts this out trying to nail Elizabeth that
even the Warden is bought and paid for.
Yes, I am a Bond girl. |
None of this can be proved as there is
no paperwork, trail or any direct evidence proving her hand is in the
cookie jar. Elizabeth volunteers to get her on tape, has to fend off
guards sodomizing her, convicts trying to jump her or kill her and
justice seeming far far away.
With the evidence piled up, no one
listening to her, Elizabeth has to get tough. Yeah we have the
cliche' rapey guards, the prison doctor with a heart of gold and
multiple bunk and shower scenes. WooOoO something new there. Reminiscent of Chained Heat but not as well scripted, our film has all
the tropes of the lesbians in jail, forced bisexuality, monstrous
guards and hosing all the girls down during a riot.
Will Danny get pinched? Will the
Warden face incarceration herself? Can the system be fixed?
Budweiser and cocaine: Breakfast of Sleazebags. |
Now considering the subgenre, the
acting is decent, the scenes are shot very well but the subject
matter pisses me off to no end. How many of the same film has to be
made over and over? Technically you could say that about every
genre out there but for crying out loud, people.
Okay, rant over. You actually feel
Elizabeth's desperation for survival, the villains are a bit over the
top but having had previous examples of this, that fits the film
well. Directed by Tom DeSimone (Chatterbox!, Reform
School Girls, Hell Night, The Big Easy, Dark Justice and Swamp Thing)
on a budget of 700k, this smut fest brought in over 11 million so
yeah you can say it is successful. Simple formula of good girl stuck
in a madhouse of bad girls and a corrupt system is easy enough to
produce. I guess I could put this up there with Caged Fury and
Chained Heat but not sure if that is the bar you need. Incidentally no trailer due to I couldn't find one Safe For Work and others under 18.
Damn, that is a serious stare down. |
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