Showing posts with label vampire hunter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label vampire hunter. Show all posts
Wednesday, October 11, 2017
Rotten Reelz Reviews Audio Review # 42: Vampire Journals
As a request I look into more Ted Nicolau movies, I made this review and who knows? Perhaps I will do some more Subspecies. It is entirely possible. Vampire Journals is up and running, awaiting your peepers, comments and queries. Have fun!
Thursday, August 11, 2016
Bloodsucker Sequels: Dracula II: The Ascension
Hiya gang and welcome back for Day 4
of Bloodsucker Sequels. Hey remember when director/writer Patrick
Lussier retold the legend of Dracula in the year 2000? Thus getting
the title Dracula 2000? What ever became of Simon Shepard and Mary
Van Helsing? Did they ever drag down the smoking remains of Dracula
and entomb in the crypt under Carfax Abbey? What if none of those
questions will be answered at all? Then you would have a sequel
ignoring its own storyline. This is Dracula II: Ascension.
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| Hey, that's not Gerald Butler! |
So the fairly well spoken narrative of
Mary being her father's daughter and the keeper of Dracula's
remains...yeah we can toss that notion right out the window.
RETCON! Hours after Dracula transmogrifies to Mr. Crispy due to
intense ultraviolet rays he is wheeled into the morgue. Prior to
this reveal is our beginning story in Transylvania with Father Uffizi
(Jason Scott Lee of Back to the Future II, Ghoulies Go to
College, Map of the Human Heart, Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story, The
Jungle Book, Tale of the Mummy, Soldier, Lilo & Stitch, Timecop:
The Berlin Decision and The Prophecy: Forsaken and Seventh Son)
with twin vamp girls (Jennifer Kroll of Weird Science, Cybill
and Dracula II: Ascension) when he was injured by one of the
vamps corrupting him. He walks in the sun and flogs himself to purge
the evil.
Now according to a friend of mine who
watched this with the commentary on; it was stated that the master of
vampires' body was swapped for another and Mary ended up claiming
another charred corpse and stowed him away. Apparently that scene
just wasn't worth filming or maybe it hit the cutting floor. There
goes her pre-natural senses. Interns Luke (Jason London of
Dazed and Confused, Mixed Signals, Broken Vessels, The Rage: Carrie
2, Jason and the Argonauts and Grind)and Liz (Diane
Neal of Dracula II: Ascension, Second Born, Law & Order: Special
Victims Unit, NCIS, Power, Suits and NCIS: New Orleans) work
to move the body for an experimentation when they see the body
healing on its own from third degree burns of bone and ash.
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| Jeremy? Jason here. Look I'm not feeling this role. Cover for me? |
Professor Lowell (Craig Sheffer
of Nightbreed, A River Runs Through It, Hellraiser: Inferno, One Tree
Hill and The Mark) suffering from palsy feels this is the
real first step to repairing his on diseased cells. Along for the
ride of science and the macabre is fellow intern/students Kenny
(Khary Payton of Street Sharks, Certain Guys, Latter Days,
Marvel: Ultimate Alliance, Teen Titans, Friday: The Animated Series,
Ben 10, The Sims 3, Marvel: Ultimate Alliance 2 and Young Justice)
and bubbly Tanya (Brande Roderick of Club Wild Side 2, Stripper
Wives, Baywatch, Baywatch: Hawaiian Wedding, Starsky & Hutch,
Lucky 13 and The Daily Habit). So off to flirt with
damnation and death then!
A middle man Eric meets to explain that
large sacks of money are on their way if the kids play ball. Lowell
goes on to explain the mythos of Dracula as he can apparently change
his appearance after every resurrection (Hang on a tic, that's
the Doctor's racket you hornin' in on, mate!) and their
paltry explaination why Gerald Butler is not reprising his former
role but now a platinum blonde man (Stephen Billington of Out
of the Blue, Highlander: The Raven, Cornation Street, Resident Evil,
Young Arthur, The Prophecy: Uprising, A Life in Suitcases and
Hollyoaks) who flirts with Liz. With Luke being the only
real one of sound mind, he goes shopping for holy water, knotted rope
and seeds following the vampire mythos of their need to untie knots,
count seeds and well holy water probably burns like the Dickens.
Meanwhile, Father Uffizi is on the trail for Dracula as well and
Heaven help whomever stops him.
Will tampering with Dracula lead to
bodies hitting the floor? Should Luke pour holy water all over
himself? Can Liz stop flittering between her collective men?
Patrick Lussier really wanted Dracula
to be the pinnacle apex of evil so Billington claims to be to be
Gilles de Rais (Knight and Marshal who was a companion at arms
with Joan of Arc dabbled in satanism and child murder), Vlad
Tepes (House of Draculesti, Prince of Wallachia and Vlad the
Impaler), Proximus (Dux or General of Roman Legion)
and of course Judas the Betrayer. It was if though Dracula was not
evil enough and had to show the audience oh yes, this is a very bad
man in case SOMEHOW you forgot that. While the first film dealt
with shades of gray (Not 50!), Lussier feels the need
to hammer it in your skull that Dracula is the personification of all
that is evil. Subtle touch.
The effects of CGI blood and practical
are a decent mesh but I would have preferred more practical vs CGI.
It captures better on film. Jason Scott Lee's character is a
righteous wrathful man that seems like the instrument of righteous
cruelty rather than a man of God so it was interesting watching him
balance the two sides of himself. Location wise this is a gorgeous
region of hills, mountains and township to capture on film and
connected in the heart of the mythos and Stoker's own writings.
Overall this is not a bad movie but it does contradict a lot of the
first film.
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| OoOoOo he has the sweeping cloak effect going. |
Friday, April 22, 2016
Blade: The Animated Series.
Sorry for the delay with this review,
folks. Off day when you haven't slept in 30 hours. Insomnia is not
for the faint of heart or mind. Today I wanted to gander at an
interesting trend. Marvel's Anime project was to give more of an
adult theme to the series as violence cannot be shown on cartoons to
the magnitude it can in anime. Part of a four anime shows set in
Asia in the southeast this projects include: X-Men, Wolverine and
Iron Man. This is Blade.
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| Hey, that's not Wesley Snipes! |
The daywalker himself resembles in both
story, comic and even film and TV Erik Brooks a.k.a. Blade the
damphir was created after his mother was attacked by Deacon Frost,
giving Blade (voice actor Harold Perrineau of Romeo + Juilet,
Lost, 28 Weeks Later and Zero Dark Thirty) superhuman
reflexes, speed and strength to match that of a vampire and none of
their weaknesses...except the thirst for blood. Operating out of
Asia, Blade searches for Deacon Frost to repay him for all the
kindness Frost has shown his mother and he. Probably a full tang
titanium disemboweling or beheading would be my guess.
In his search, he comes across a hit
going down by a collective of vampire hunters taking out baddie at a
night club (Yes, the cliche' nightclub scene) when the young
girl Motoko (Kim Mai Guest of TMNT, Dead Rising, Dead Island
and Dead Island Riptide) loses her father and compatriots to
the vamp bite. Blade dispatches Motoko's father to spare her doing
it herself. The two have a love/hate relationship for the start of
the series, Blade tries to remain cold and uncaring to spare himself
the potential loss of yet another comrade.
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| Yup, the streetwalkers got really ugly. |
We also meet another teacher in Blade's
life as we are introduced to Noah Van Helsing (Troy Baker of
Naruto: Shippuden, Batman: Arkham City, Saints Row: The Third,
Prototype 2 and The Walking Dead: Survival Instinct) a bit
warmer of a man than say Whistler was, his background is closer tied
to the Tomb of Dracula comic series at it is he who took in Erik as a
young boy. Consumed by his hatred of what the vampires did to him
and his family, Noah also recognizes that Erik too, is a victim and
hones the boy into a warrior.
Will Blade find Frost, dispatch him and
get back to more vampire hunting? Will Motoko allow herself to care
for the daywalker? Is there a happy ending for any of the mentioned?
This series rounds Blade out better
rather than his stereotypical bad ass portrayal in the films.
Similar to Sticky Jones' take on him in the TV series, Blade is shown
to be a tragic character rather than this cold, killing machine.
With the tattooed appearance, body armor and weapons of both TV and
movie versions, Blade is equally driven to end vampires but it shows
he has dimensions beyond that in letting Motoko travel with him. He
sees her capabilities as a hunter but more than that, he sees another
victim of vampires and offers tutelage. Interestingly enough
several of the vampires species Blade encounters in this series are
based on folklore of several Asian legends ranging from Japan to the
Phillippines.
This succession of the character shows
his accomplishments as a sword master, his appearance is similar to
Sticky's bald edgy look and the depths of his power. So Blade fans I
do recommend this one and hope you enjoy it as much as I did. FYI,
there is a guest appearance of a popular X-men. No, I am not
telling who. Go watch and find out.
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| Yeah he is that bad ass. |
Wednesday, April 20, 2016
Blood+
Back again kiddies! Yes I have
actually been watching anime, a concept I thought not possible in
this modern era of CGI overlapping, countless reboots and more inept
rewrites than the mind can handle. With that in mind, today's anime
is not a reboot, re-imagining or any such nonsense but a continuation
from the film. Will it cut the mustard or will it be dry and less
than appetizing?
This is Blood+
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| But, but I signed up for debate! |
After the success of the 45 minute
movie in 2001, it was contracted to for a 52 episode series
offering more background to the series and addition characters
expanding upon the original 6 part episode plan allowing the main
story, subplots and secondary stories to unfold more naturally.
So forging ahead from last we saw Saya
was 1966 in Yokota Air Base near Fussa, Tokyo, Japan during
the Vietnam War. The Chiropterans (bat-like humanoids, demons
or vampires) managed to infiltrate the air base with no one
the wiser until Saya dispatched with ease until attending to their
higher ups which took a toll on her mentally and physically. We cut
to 2005 in Koza, Okinawa Island near the US Kadena Air Base, our
otherwise moody and methodical killer schoolgirl is... attending
classes, living with a family and worried about her high jump for
championship matches?? Huh? Saya has been living with an adopted
family and seems to be suffering from anemia and amnesia at the same
time. Having no knowledge of her skill set, fighting style or even
her past, her adopted family treats her as they would their own
daughter and sister.
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| You just know the fan fic makes us gay in this scene, right? |
All seems well in Saya's life when she
seems a mysterious cellist Haji, who she seems drawn to and
yet could not explain why. No sooner than plot device of "Left
my track shoes and clothes at the school," is unleashed the Chiropterans make an appearance, slaughtering the innocent and
looking to do away with Saya. Haji brings Saya's blade and her old
instincts kick in, take over and kick serious ass in the process.
Haji refers himself to Saya as her chevalier (Knight) who will
selflessly deliver assistance to her in her battles against the
Chiropterans and stay on helping her recover her lost memories.
Of course the black ops link to the CIA
is still there, allowing her passage around the planet and the
ability to operate with impunity of the laws of the land. How long
has she been without memory? The seemingly innocent looking 17 year
old as we know it was 17 in 1966 and 1892 so...has she been off the
radar since the Vietnam War for 39 years, going from "family"
to "family"? Has combined intelligence operations been
searching for Saya this whole time? Who has hidden her in plain
sight?
The Chiropterans have a standard
manga/anime monster feel as they are hulking monstrosities with
bulging eyes, enormous fangs and the cackling process of tormenting
the protagonists. With the creators of Ghost in the Shell on the
job, the stories blending with CGI almost seamlessly added to the
hand drawn work it is amazing. This series will be on your shelf
next to Evangelion, Cowboy Bebop, Naruto and Ruroni Kenshin. I hope
you enjoy this series as much I am doing now.
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| Turn the other cheek, perhaps? |
Wednesday, April 6, 2016
Blade: The Series
Hiyas folks. Back again and I sense you missed me. I'm touched. So we looked at current running series and today I thought I would feast my eyes on a series that was and could have been so much more. Yes one of my favorites, the cancelled shows. Truthfully I should have included it in the Season 1 week but alas I goofed. So here it is, a brain child of David Goyer. This is Blade: The Series.
Based on writer Marv Wolfman's creation as far back as Tomb of Dracula comics , Blade has had three theatrical releases, a series of comics, an anime and finally a live-action TV adaptation. But who could attempt to fill the shoes of Wesley Snipes' portrayal? None other than rap star/actor Kirk "Sticky Fingaz" Jones (Clockers, Next Friday, Flight of the Phoenix, House of the Dead 2: Dead Aim, Over There, The Shield, Speed Demons and Blue Bloods) stalking the undead hiding in plain sight with their legion of vampires of pure blood and turned and their many human followers or familiars. After the film Blade Trinity we see Blade NOT assisted by the Night Stalkers and apparently the virus Daystar did not wipe out all the vampires...just those lot in that particular town it would appear. Of course that is never explained and this particular plot hole or plot chasm is brought us by David Goyer, writer of all three Blade films so, kudos there.
Assisting in his crusade against the vampires is his new weapon specialist, tech guru and resident smart ass Shen (Nelson Lee of The Warriors (video game), Cold Play, Ring of Death, Vacancy 2: The First Cut, About Cherry and I'm the Same) in which they rely on tech, street contacts and even an inside man until... lead vampire Marcus Van Sciver (Neil Jackson of Alexander, Quantum of Solace, Push, You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger, Lightfields and House of Secrets) was trying to find out what the young man's end game was only to find that his loyalty is to Blade and has him killed looking like a drug addict getting off and case closed. Of course you need a cop handling the case in your pocket and Detective Boone (Billy Mondy of The Dead Zone, I Spy, The Day the Earth Stood Still, Case 39, EDGE of War, Johnny Test and Supernoobs) fits the bill. From his habits, easily swayed by money and the promise of being made of a vampire keeps him in check for the most part.
Sadden by the news, Ma and her brother believe that boy Zack was a kid caught up in mischief but sister/Iraq war hero Krista (Jill Wagner of Shifted, Blade: The Series, Stargate: Atlantis, Splinter, Teen Wolf and Autumn Dreams) thinks otherwise and decides the cops aren't doing anything with her brother's death, plots to poke around and find out what bumps in the night. She encounters Blade as well as several vampires when Blade tells her that her brother was working with him to bring down the House of Chthlon, a vampire designated clan or scourge.
When the two join forces, Krista is thrust into a world of darkness she had no idea existed and still uncertain where to go from here. Will the House of Chthlon be brought crumbling down brick by brick? Can Blade put the hurt on the lot of them? Will the vampires finally bring down the daywalker that has haunted their nightmares so?
Well folks the skinny is due to the antiquated notion of Neilsen ratings, this show fell on its ass. No fault to the writing, production and introduction to lesser known characters in Blade's world. Showtime was developing a story arc that would have encompassed several characters of the existing title when Blade: Trinity was in post production but due to the lawsuit against New Line Cinema at the behest of Wesley Snipes, Showtime walked away. The project was picked up later but Snipes declined to reprise his movie character.
So 12 episodes of plenty of sub stories, main plot and drive which ends on a cliff hanger that was never answered but many a fan speculated at. So if you want to see the day walker hand out some ass wipings, break some bones and dust some vamps, you are in luck. If you want to see how all these loose threads tie together...well you are boned.
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| Hell yes I am mugging for the camera. |
Based on writer Marv Wolfman's creation as far back as Tomb of Dracula comics , Blade has had three theatrical releases, a series of comics, an anime and finally a live-action TV adaptation. But who could attempt to fill the shoes of Wesley Snipes' portrayal? None other than rap star/actor Kirk "Sticky Fingaz" Jones (Clockers, Next Friday, Flight of the Phoenix, House of the Dead 2: Dead Aim, Over There, The Shield, Speed Demons and Blue Bloods) stalking the undead hiding in plain sight with their legion of vampires of pure blood and turned and their many human followers or familiars. After the film Blade Trinity we see Blade NOT assisted by the Night Stalkers and apparently the virus Daystar did not wipe out all the vampires...just those lot in that particular town it would appear. Of course that is never explained and this particular plot hole or plot chasm is brought us by David Goyer, writer of all three Blade films so, kudos there.
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| No comrade, I cannot get that quality trenchcoat in Russia. |
Assisting in his crusade against the vampires is his new weapon specialist, tech guru and resident smart ass Shen (Nelson Lee of The Warriors (video game), Cold Play, Ring of Death, Vacancy 2: The First Cut, About Cherry and I'm the Same) in which they rely on tech, street contacts and even an inside man until... lead vampire Marcus Van Sciver (Neil Jackson of Alexander, Quantum of Solace, Push, You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger, Lightfields and House of Secrets) was trying to find out what the young man's end game was only to find that his loyalty is to Blade and has him killed looking like a drug addict getting off and case closed. Of course you need a cop handling the case in your pocket and Detective Boone (Billy Mondy of The Dead Zone, I Spy, The Day the Earth Stood Still, Case 39, EDGE of War, Johnny Test and Supernoobs) fits the bill. From his habits, easily swayed by money and the promise of being made of a vampire keeps him in check for the most part.
Sadden by the news, Ma and her brother believe that boy Zack was a kid caught up in mischief but sister/Iraq war hero Krista (Jill Wagner of Shifted, Blade: The Series, Stargate: Atlantis, Splinter, Teen Wolf and Autumn Dreams) thinks otherwise and decides the cops aren't doing anything with her brother's death, plots to poke around and find out what bumps in the night. She encounters Blade as well as several vampires when Blade tells her that her brother was working with him to bring down the House of Chthlon, a vampire designated clan or scourge.
When the two join forces, Krista is thrust into a world of darkness she had no idea existed and still uncertain where to go from here. Will the House of Chthlon be brought crumbling down brick by brick? Can Blade put the hurt on the lot of them? Will the vampires finally bring down the daywalker that has haunted their nightmares so?
Well folks the skinny is due to the antiquated notion of Neilsen ratings, this show fell on its ass. No fault to the writing, production and introduction to lesser known characters in Blade's world. Showtime was developing a story arc that would have encompassed several characters of the existing title when Blade: Trinity was in post production but due to the lawsuit against New Line Cinema at the behest of Wesley Snipes, Showtime walked away. The project was picked up later but Snipes declined to reprise his movie character.
So 12 episodes of plenty of sub stories, main plot and drive which ends on a cliff hanger that was never answered but many a fan speculated at. So if you want to see the day walker hand out some ass wipings, break some bones and dust some vamps, you are in luck. If you want to see how all these loose threads tie together...well you are boned.
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| The shades and the coat. Gimme. Chop chop. |
Wednesday, June 10, 2015
Rotten Ramblin' On # 3: The Evils of Uwe Boll.
Well folks I am having a wee bit of issue with Sound Cloud so we are going through Google Drive directly for this Rotten Ramblin' On podcast of Uwe Boll. His movies, his legacy and his coniption fits. THIS is NSFW and Adult Language!!!! Guess I will have to sort out something for that later.
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B9o0xM1p10TbSWJ2c1E4aHc2NFk/0B9o0xM1p10TbUjdyS0RVd3Z4NlE
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B9o0xM1p10TbSWJ2c1E4aHc2NFk/0B9o0xM1p10TbUjdyS0RVd3Z4NlE
Tuesday, May 13, 2014
Anime Week: Blood: The Last Vampire
Welcome back readers of mine for Day 2 of Anime Week. As promised, I am sticking solely with animated films rather than anything that spawned a series, mini-series or continuation of any sorts. That in mind, we look at a film based on the manga work of writer Benkyo Tamaoki (The Sex Philes, Tokyo Red Hood and Necromansque) whose work was intriguing enough for director/writer Mamoru Oshii (Urusei Yatsura, Patlabor, Ghost in the Shell, The Animatrix and Assault Girls) a man of anime and live-action movies to push Tamaoki's creature into the medium of anime. This is Blood: The Last Vampire.
David: You SPOILER! Don't ever piss her off again! As far as we know, she's the only remaining original!
Now some of you are probably a bit huffy and point out I have already done Blood: The Last Vampire from one of my many vampire weeks. Well, simmer down and I would point out that the film previously was the live-action version directed by Ronny Yu (Bride of Chucky, Formula 51, Freddy vs. Jason and Fearless) and while the subject matter is the same, the story varies only slightly. The year is 1966 in Japan. A girl name of Saya that looks of all of sixteen takes the subway where she dispatches a man in a suit with a katana that she believes to be a bat creature known as chiropterans. Because schoolgirls always carry a 300 time folded uchigatana blade in the event of pervs. Her handler David arrives to deal with the mess and remove the body. It is eluded to that they may be CIA but never confirmed out right so take a guess.
From Saya's predatory instincts and hunches she tells David that the chiropterans have most likely already evaded Yokota Air Base and with Vietnam on the rise, the airbase is already twitchy enough but they are way out of their depths with beings of this nature. They will come out of hiding, feed and then sink back into the dark depths and Saya will never have another shot at them so she volunteers to go undercover as a schoolgirl to better patrol the base grounds. Top that, Buffy.
Running into the school nurse, Makiho Amano when two of Saya's fellow classmates Sharon and Linda complain about a headache. Naturally Amano preps the ibuprofen when Saya bursts into the office slicing Linda in twine and wounding Sharon revealing they are chiropterans and of course freaking the ever-loving crap out of Amano. Saya ends up snapping her sword in the process due to its constant wear and tear and must fight these beasties with a broken blade or whatever is available. Trust me when I say I think a tire iron or poker from a fireplace would be deadly in this girl's hands is not an exaggeration. Can Saya defeat these monsters before the SPs wake the bloody hell up or will Japan be shrouded in their eternal darkness for generations to come?
I just had a few fun facts about the film at this time. Blood is the first completely digitally animated anime from Japan. Due to a ridiculous time table and money not fully available this was supposed to be a 3 part story but instead got theater distribution instead as a full feature. The interesting thing about this film is there is no English or Japanese version as at least 3 of the voice actor switch from Japanese to English depending on whom they are speaking to.
This one manga spawned a series of light novels, a video game for the PSP, an animated series called Blood C to compliment our film of the day but that is another story and time.
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| I fight evil with my fishing rod! |
David: You SPOILER! Don't ever piss her off again! As far as we know, she's the only remaining original!
Now some of you are probably a bit huffy and point out I have already done Blood: The Last Vampire from one of my many vampire weeks. Well, simmer down and I would point out that the film previously was the live-action version directed by Ronny Yu (Bride of Chucky, Formula 51, Freddy vs. Jason and Fearless) and while the subject matter is the same, the story varies only slightly. The year is 1966 in Japan. A girl name of Saya that looks of all of sixteen takes the subway where she dispatches a man in a suit with a katana that she believes to be a bat creature known as chiropterans. Because schoolgirls always carry a 300 time folded uchigatana blade in the event of pervs. Her handler David arrives to deal with the mess and remove the body. It is eluded to that they may be CIA but never confirmed out right so take a guess.
From Saya's predatory instincts and hunches she tells David that the chiropterans have most likely already evaded Yokota Air Base and with Vietnam on the rise, the airbase is already twitchy enough but they are way out of their depths with beings of this nature. They will come out of hiding, feed and then sink back into the dark depths and Saya will never have another shot at them so she volunteers to go undercover as a schoolgirl to better patrol the base grounds. Top that, Buffy.
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| Saya's just fitting in at school. |
Running into the school nurse, Makiho Amano when two of Saya's fellow classmates Sharon and Linda complain about a headache. Naturally Amano preps the ibuprofen when Saya bursts into the office slicing Linda in twine and wounding Sharon revealing they are chiropterans and of course freaking the ever-loving crap out of Amano. Saya ends up snapping her sword in the process due to its constant wear and tear and must fight these beasties with a broken blade or whatever is available. Trust me when I say I think a tire iron or poker from a fireplace would be deadly in this girl's hands is not an exaggeration. Can Saya defeat these monsters before the SPs wake the bloody hell up or will Japan be shrouded in their eternal darkness for generations to come?
I just had a few fun facts about the film at this time. Blood is the first completely digitally animated anime from Japan. Due to a ridiculous time table and money not fully available this was supposed to be a 3 part story but instead got theater distribution instead as a full feature. The interesting thing about this film is there is no English or Japanese version as at least 3 of the voice actor switch from Japanese to English depending on whom they are speaking to.
This one manga spawned a series of light novels, a video game for the PSP, an animated series called Blood C to compliment our film of the day but that is another story and time.
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| Chiropterans secretly bomb Cambodia while maintaining plausible denability.. |
Thursday, December 5, 2013
Blog#350!!!! Vampire Grab Bag Week: The Kiss of the Vampire
Wow we have arrived at 350 blogs already! That is simply amazing.
Howdy all and apologies for not starting Day 3 of Vampire
Grab Bag Week yesterday. A different
sleep schedule threw me off so clearly there is no reason why we don’t excavate
another title out of the bag today. How
about another Hammer vampire film but without Christopher Lee? Balderdash you might say and many would agree
as this was intended to be the third Dracula but the story got mangled and
garbled to no end in sight completely detracting the whole Dracula standing and
was made a standalone vampire movie. So grab
your cross, holy water, garlic and perhaps a good axe or falchion. This is The Kiss of the Vampire.
Servant: You keep away
from here, or we’ll set the spoilers on you!
Thankfully with no association with the Karnstein trilogy
our story takes place not in Austria but in the far mountain range of Bavaria,
Germany. Vampires dig chocolate don’t
you know. Our young honeymooning couple
having just arrived in this warm inviting village runs in a spot of bad luck to
have their car breakdown at the most inopportune time. Gerald (Edward De Souza of The Phantom of the Opera,
The Mill on the Floss, Doctor Who, Mogul and The Spy Who Loved Me) and
Marianne Harcourt (Jennifer Daniel of The Reptile, The Vortex, People Like Us, The
Collectors and Love Is All There Is) are quite annoyed as they are out
of gas and have no means for AAA so Gerald legs it after leaving his bride with
the luggage to the nearest village in the hopes for a tow or gasoline to
carry. Young Marianne feels as though
she is being spied on and finally can bare it no more, flees the car and heads
towards the village about a half hour behind her husband. A craggily old man channels his best Crazy
Ralph impression and warns her to stay far away from the cast and to leave the
area ASAP, PDQ and give it wings.
| Slow it down kids, you're British so no emotions needed. |
As predicted the tiny village being so isolated has no gas
station to speak of but a brawny fellow helps Gerald with the car and the pair
stay in a small inn ran by a little elderly couple that seem overtly
superstitious and not very friendly.
Travel Book guide says it is worse than Motel Hell or the accommodations
of Eaten Alive. One of the local
girls died prior and a funeral is being held; not be for a shabbily dressed
fellow named Professor Zimmer flips her coffin lid and stakes her. A blood curdling shriek omits from the coffin
followed but a geyser of blood erupts from the corpse.
Keeping true Dracula standing a coachman arrives from the local
squire informing them of the castle’s hospitality for stranded travelers. Yes that castle they have been warned off
from. So of course our nitwits head
there for turning down such an invitation would be the height of bad
manners. The locals shake and scratch
their heads at the sheer bravado/stupidity of the couple and pray for their
very souls.
So what to take away from this film? Well apparently vampire cult and Satanism are
one and the same as it was with the Karnstein Trilogy, this entire town somehow
thrives in spite of vampire raids every so often and oh yes let us warn
newcomers but not give them the full skinny. The rubber bats were killing me, I
could not stop laughing. The day for night shots were predictably painful to
stare at. Not a bad film but hardly a
great one.
| Vampire Tango of Terror!!! |
Monday, October 14, 2013
Horror of 1970 Week: Scars of Dracula
What’s happenin’ babies?
Okay got that out of my system and welcome to Horror of 1970 Week. This week we trowel some B Movies of the year
and we shall see if we find any gems or diamonds in the rough rather than a
polished turd. So let’s commence with a
Hammer Film of the vampiric nature starring our favorite Prince of Darkness,
Dracula so fasten your crosses to a lapel, prep your rings of garlic and put an
edge on that stake. This is Scars of
Dracula.
Klove: You fools! You think you can destroy my spoiler??!! The flames will never reach him!
As in the previous films there is of course the recap from
its predecessor giving us the highlights of what was then and why the monster
returns yet again to wreak chaos on the land and the villagers. We see Dracula’s
remains, his cape and a pile of dried blood and dust left on the altar in said
church. Alice saved by Paul shudder at
Dracula’s agonizing death and leave.
However, a large bat flies in the church dribbling blood from its fangs
on to the powdered, desiccated remains only to resurrect the vampire once
again.
| Villager rabble and cookout! |
A year later the villagers summon the nerve to attack the
Castle Dracula after yet another village girl died at his hand and they burn
the Castle while the Count is actually snoozing away in a crypt away from the
castle. After their arsonist deeds, the
villagers return to find every woman and child hid in the church to be
slaughtered by bats.
Accused of raping the burgomasters’ daughter (she was
spurned by Paul) Paul Carlson (Christopher Matthews of Some Like It Sexy,
Scream and Scream Again and See No Evil) fled from the Kleinenberg
officials by leaping into a handy coach and while it lacked a driver it takes
off with great velocity. The coach
deposits him off to the slightly ruined Castle Dracula where the lord of manor and
his mistress Tania (Anouska Hempel of On Her Majesty’s Secret Service, Tiffany Jones and
Black Snake). After dinner and
given his room to stay Tania and Paul…have a brief little liaison of the flesh
when Dracula comes barging in, slaps Paul aside like a rag doll and skewers
Tania with a dagger. He locks Paul in
his room and hands Tania to Klove (Patrick Troughton of Hamlet, Doctor Who,
Sinbad and the Eye of the Tiger, The Omen and Knights of God) to
dispose of her. Paul attempts an escape
but is trapped in a room with a locked door and a coffin at his feet.
| Now the frat's hazing can be...rough. |
Sometime later Paul’s brother Simon (Dennis Waterman of The Sweeny,
Sweeny!, Sweeny 2, Back in Business and New Tricks) and Paul’s fiancée
Sarah (Jenny Hanley of On Her Majesty’s Secret Service, The Flesh and Blood
Show, Saturday Night at the Mill and West Country Tales) are attempting
to retrace Paul’s whereabouts and remove this stigma on his good name. The reluctance of the authorities makes
Simon a bit concerned but little does he know what truly happens in this
village.
I wanted to make a few points of interest in this film. Christopher Lee has a lot more to do, better
dialogue and still quite menacing. The
cinematography as always amazing and their collection of scale model and deep
woods was so impressive and the landscape paintings were quite detailed. The
violence is greater and sexuality a bit more freely than back in the day
however I feel the ending is a bit anti-climatic as it feels like they were running
out of ideas. Just my take on it but if
you are a Hammer fan give it some love and the once over.
Wednesday, June 26, 2013
Old School Week : Vampire Hunter D
Old School Week starts up again and this time I thought we
would take in an anime. Hmm this title
will do nicely as we seem to have the need for supernatural and science fiction
so let’s get to it.
So grab a refreshing soda, maybe a savory treat and find
your favorite sitting chair. This is
Vampire Hunter D.
Count Magnus Lee: What
a wonderful night this has been! For the first time in one hundred years I
haven’t been spoiled once!
From the Japanese novels of same title Hideyuki Kikuchi (Vampire Hunter D, Raiser of Gales, Demon
Deathchase, Tale of the Dead Town, The Stuff of Dreams and The Rose Princess)
written well over 25 novels in regards to this character and the world
surrounding it. Some time in 1999 a
nuclear war occurred and the population suffered for it. Vampires knowing all along it was only a
matter of time when humanity would do such; uses their vast technology to
shield certain pockets of humanity around the planet. Keeping the human
population to a steady amount and given their technology is less advanced, the
vampires walk among their “cattle” and causing them to live in fear and
torment. They postulate and preen that
they are of great nobility and should be treated as such.
| Optic blast fire! |
The year is 12,090 AD; a young sheep herder named Doris Lang
is making guard rounds her farm to insure no predators get to her herd when she
is attack by the lord of the land Count Magnus Lee, a 10,000 year old vampire
who intends on making Doris his new bride, leaves cackling as he plots, schemes
and prepares for his new concubine.
| Hungry Hippos: A Gothic Fairy tale. |
A day later a man shrouded in black the name of D riding a
cybernetic horse sees Doris is in trouble and offers her his help for 100
pieces of gold. She even offers herself
to him because she is completely desperate to fight the vampires. Our
young vampire hunter assures her that will not be necessary and he will take
the job. The counts’ minions and even
the count’s own daughter Lamika feels utter distain to bringing a country
bumpkin human into the House of Lee and she is torn between her loyalty to her
father and her disgust for her would be stepmother.
And now I just have a few points about this anime. Lead animation designer Yoshitaka Amano(Final
Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VIII, 1001 Nights, Gatchaman and Angel’s Egg)and
animation character designer/animator Noriyasu
Yamauchi (City Hunter, Gunbuster, Megami Paradise, Agent Aika and Cowboy Bebop)
were given this challenge to create not only this post-apocalyptic vision but
to give off elements of terror and gore.
I say now this IS NOT for the kids, people. With depictions of extreme violence, some
nudity and more than a fair share of snark, this is truly an adult themed
animation.
| Batter up! |
We have elements of mystery,
intrigue, violence and the animosity between the human working class and
residing authority. The realm is almost
a new dark age with technology cobbled from the previous years prior to the
nuclear holocaust. This gives of the
feel of a sci-fi fantasy and old west theme which makes for a decent tale of
our unknown vampire hunter and why he alone must step into the darkness to
destroy it.
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