Hiya boys and girls and welcome to Day 3 of Sci-Fi
Week. Well we have had some comedy, some
sexist overtones and some decent writing.
Howabout a collection of fine English actors that happen to be in what I
still think is one of the goofiest premises yet? So grab your unexplained energy emitting
blade, grab a bow and by gum pray to whatever deity whose ear you have. This is Krull.
Wow, they do put anything in a crane machine game. |
There is a prophecy
that was foretold about a spoiler ruling these lands…
Directed by the astounding Peter Yates (The Saint (TV), Bullitt, The Robbery, Secret
Agent(TV), Murphy’s War, The Deep, Eyewitness and Suspect) this film
was a real boom for the sci-fi fantasy genre though it has been misunderstood,
misquoted and frankly been baffling many for some time. Our story opens with a bit of narrative (No,
not Uwe Boll unnecessary narrative) proclaiming a prophecy of a girl of ancient
name (or lineage) shall become queen, that she shall choose a king, and that
together they shall rule their world and that their son shall rule the
galaxy. Sweet gig thus far, right?
Live in concert: Slayer...s |
Prince Colwyn (Ken Marshall of Tilt, Claws, The Stay Awake,
Feds, Burn Down and Berlin ’39) has agreed to marry the fair Princess
Lyssa (Lysette Anthony of The Lady and the Highwayman, A Ghost in Monte Carlo,
Dark Shadows (’91 TV series), Switch and Dracula: Dead and Loving It)
for the benefit for both kingdoms and just as that whimsical romantic standing
occurs, the land is invaded a creature
known only as The Beast in his huge rock formation of a starship known as the
Black Fortress. His armored lackeys
known as the Slayers go sick house on the royal court and as well and
destroying the castle and most of the Kingdom’s armies with blaster bolts all
over the place. Yeah went from fantasy realm and right into
scifi. Pretty sneak of you, movie. So
Lyssa follows true to form of Princesses Peach and Zelda and gets
captured. Seriously writer how about the
girl gets to put up a bit more of a fight than that? Colwyn the only survivor
is nursed back to health by Ynyr(Freddie Jones of The Satanic Rites of
Dracula, Son of Dracula, Never Too Young to Rock, The Ghosts of Motley Hall,
The Elephant Man, Dune and Erik the Viking) wise and older man who
tells Colwyn the only weapon that could aid him in this quest would be the legendary
Glaive. Colwyn vows to rescue the girl
and slay the Beast and his dark minions and the two proceed on this odd quest. No Ynyr does not say that it is dangerous out
there and hand him a wooden sword that shoots an energy beam but dammit if that
wouldn’t be handy.
He proceeds to head to the mountain range that might allow
him to get to the Black Fortress quicker only to find out the Black Fortress
teleports from location to location once a day at sunrise. Boy, hope these people brought in the
supplies ahead of time or they are going to be low on materials. Along
the path He finds a wizard that is more accident prone than Chevy Chase made former
President Gerald Ford out to be Ergo “the Magnificent” (David Battley of Willy Wonka
& the Chocolate Factory, S.O.S. Titanic, The Gentle Touch, Dramarama,
Relative Strangers and Vigo) A band of brigands lead by Torquil (Alun
Armstrong of Inspector Morse, Split Second, Patriot Games, Blue Ice, Black Beauty
and Braveheart) and asks them to join in his quest and so the
Fellowship of the…Glaive is formed.
Can he not see I love him tenderly? |
Alrighty, I had just a few bits of observation to the film
and or trivia to be had. The fire mares
are overexposure red filtered shots of Clydesdale horses that had to be
rocketing across the fields when they were filmed. The death cries of the Slayers is lifted
from a 1976 film called At The Earth’s Core as it was the death cries of the
Mahars. Lastly scifi/scifi fantasy
writer Alan Dean Foster did a novelization of the movie Krull and Marvel Comics
felt its popularity was going to be so huge they did a two-issue limited
series. For me it was a piece of my
childhood that combines sword and sorcery with lasers and starships. Maybe it wasn’t an ideal blend but all in all
it was fun to view after these so many years.
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