Yeah I know it sounds like I am cheating and avoiding reviewing said movie, but what can I say that has not already been covered? Journey with me during World War I, where Indy takes the false name of Henri Defense and is enlisted in the Belgian Army. This is Indiana Jones: Attack of the Hawkmen.
Sacre bleu!! Who beefed??!! |
Hobie: How do you know?
Indiana Jones: I had spoils with him.
After his unit almost completely died from Malaria in Uganda Africa, Indy and his men had the Gods smile upon them saved by Dr. Albert Schweitzer. Giving Indy a completely different perspective of the war, Jones (Sean Patrick Flannery of Kingdom Come, Raging Angels, Powder, Suicide Kings, The Boondock Saints and The Adventures of Young Indiana Jones: Travels with Father) and his buddy Remy (Ronny Coutteure of Hiver 60, Bachou, Carnaval, Blueberry Hill and Arlette) are whisked to Belgian Intelligence work... for the next few months it is immensely boring.
Take that, Snoopy! |
Indy gets the brilliant idea to fake papers to get them into the thick of the war with French Intelligence. As luck would have it, both men are accepted. Remy is owner of a cafe allowing for contact information to gather to and fro while Indy joins reconnaissance photography, a position with a fairly high death toll. While taking pictures he and his pilot are shot down by German flying ace Baron Von Richthofen (Marc Warren of Agatha Christie's Marple, Green Street Hooligans, Land of the Blind, Doctor Who, Hogfather and Dracula) The Red Baron! Get Snoopy! Has Indy's luck ran completely out and will he be tortured by the Kaiser?? Will he be forced to eat Blood sausage and everything will be boiled??!!!
I had just a few comments to make on this film at this time. As with many of the Lucas and Speilberg projects the famous Foley sound effect the Wilhelm Scream (originated stock sound from Sheb Wooley for Distant Drums) at least 3 different variants of it was used in this picture. This was Jon Pertwee's last picture done before his untimely demise in 1996 as a German general for the unveiling of the Zeppelin. Sean Patrick Flannery is found for saying his time as Indy was unusual. He auditioned, got called back for another read and then proceeded to not go home for 6 years.
Ve have vays of making you reverse ze polarity of ze neutron flow! |
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