Oooh refreshingly minty!!! |
Mr. Tako: You two are going to Farro Island and find me a genuine spoiler whether he exists or not!
Pacific Pharmaceuticals needs their sponsoring and ratings to go through the roof and when a loose lipped doctor approaches the head of the company Tako (Ichiro Arishima of Judo Champion, Two Hearts in the Rain, Bravo, Young Guy, Three Old Ladies and Love Is a Hunter) exclaiming this island has a giant Kaiju roaming about, Tako mounts an expedition and sends his corporate red shirts to do his bidding. They must trap and transport the Kaiju for the sake of the company's marketing campaign and their TV program. Boy I wonder if there were more mundane offers on the table, like get Cary Grant to plug the drug or possibly Liz Taylor to do a guest spot.
Denzel ain't got crap on me!!! |
Tako's two toadies , Sakurai and Kinsaburo must head to Farro Island and shockingly enough there is some chop in the waters. At that same time, an American submarine has current drafts and ends up smack right into an iceberg. No DiCapiros were injured in the crash. As luck or a convenient plot device would have it this is the exact iceberg the Japanese Self Defense Force trapped Godzilla in back in 1955 thus freeing the creature and he squashes the sub like a tube of Crest. a helicopter rescue is underway when they spy Godzilla swimming away in the waters at speeds of... well as fast as you could paddle in a shallow pool but at any rate he is trying to book in that heavy rubber. No sooner is he out of the water and on a Arctic military base trashing it in true blue Godzilla fashion, roasting tanks like marshmallows and swatting planes like bugs, Godzilla is all over the wire press and this makes Tako furious that he got bumped to page 6.
Meanwhile on the Farro Island of which Steve Buscemi was not starring in, a massive octopus is scaring the villagers when King Kong pops up and slaps Squiddley Diddly around, he has some red berry juice and just conks out.
King Kong: Kaiju Proctologist. |
Our bumbling lackeys manage to wedge a raft under Kong and ratchet him out to the awaiting ship. Yeah that must have been a trial in of itself. News gets wind of Kong's capture but the JSDF are having none of it and demand he be taken back to the island. In all of the commotion, Kong wakes up and frees himself from the raft. Reaching the mainland he spies with his simian eyes a great big lizard and proceeds to throw cowboy with the reptile. So yes our two headliners duke it out causing destruction in their wake and are not kind to one another.
Just a few comments about the movie at this time.
This of course is the third installment of the Showa series (period of Japanese timeline under the Showa Emperor Hirohito) and Ishiro Honda is in the director's chair nursing his creation and bringing all the special effects that his budget allows. This film is the first time both King Kong and Godzilla appear together in both in color but the first of the Kaiju movies to be in widescreen and to this day is still one of the most successful Godzilla movies of all time.
Merian Cooper (creator of King Kong director of Grass: A Nation's Battle for Life, The Four Feathers, King Kong, producer of She, Dancing Pirate, 3 Godfathers, Rio Grande and the Searchers) would have been smitten on the treatment of his monster and the love Japan gave him. This wasn't Gamera vs that rubber creature he slays every frickin' time. This film was two equals of mayhem wailing on each other in true Ali and Foreman fashion.
Tink is back and this time she has back up! |
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