Hello there all and welcome back to
Halloween Week. Well it is time. The time in which I speak of is
to basically ignore all avenues of 4, 5, and even 6 as they did not
appear relevant in regards to this upcoming chapter in the Myers
saga. Now that the pesky Jamie has been removed from the
franchise... horrifically I might add, we get back to the lone survivor
of the first two Halloweens. Laurie Strode. "But Jake, she
died in a car accident leaving Jamie all alone to fend for herself
against her insane uncle,." Nay, horror fan boys and girls, for
it appears in the grand scheme of plot point that she faked her death
in order to hide from Michael and raise her other child. This is
Halloween: H20.
Yarrrgh, there be a slasher on port! |
Marion Chambers (Nancy Stephens
of Charlie's Angels, Barnaby Jones, Panic in Echo Park, Halloween,
Halloween II and A Time for Dancing), the late Doctor
Loomis's nurse and colleague has had her house in Illinois broken
into as her neighbors' kids go and search the house to find nothing
but a few things trashed. Satisfied with that respond she goes and
sorts what happened as her medical files have been rummaged through,
specifically Laurie Strode's old files. When she goes to check on
the hockey hooligans they are all sprawled dead on the couch and she
herself gets her throat slit by Michael.
Since 1988, Laurie Strode (Jamie
Lee Curtis of The Fog, Terror Train, Prom Night, Halloween II, A Fish
Called Wanda, Forever Young, True Lies and NCIS) has hidden
herself and her infant son of one year after Jamie was born in
California. With accredited academics and forged documents she has
re-emerged as Keri Tate, a respected headmistress of a posh private
school in California where she attempts to keep her life together for
the sake of her son John (Josh Hartnett of The Faculty, Blow
Dry, Pearl Harbor, Blackhawk Down, 40 Days and 40 Nights and 30 Days
of Night) who has grown distant from her as he does not
approve of her functioning alcoholism and prescription pill popping.
As this is a result of surviving that Halloween night of more than 20
people butchered at the hands of her brother, you can understand how
she may be a little edgy every Halloween but the boy wants to hang
with his girlfriend on the camping trip.
When that is a bust the
teen gang decides to remain on campus for a private party of their
own. Molly (Michelle Williams of Dawson's Creek, A Thousand
Acres, Dick, But I'm a Cheerleader and Me Without You),
John's girlfriend agrees with a couple other friends that they will
sneak around to the campus and get their drink and fornication on!!!
Hey, trying to keep it PG-13 here.
Tee hee, we're toast. |
With everyone away for the holidays,
out on the camping trip and in general enjoying time away from school
the campus is as still as a tomb. Laurie/Keri thinks she is
hallucinating as she swears she saw Michael stalking her throughout
the day. Confessing to her colleague/boyfriend Will (Adam Arkin of
Chicago Hope, 8 Simple Rules, The West Wing, Baby Bob and Hitch) that
she is not who she claims to be, about Michael and all the horror of
that night, he takes it surprisingly well. Me, I think I need more
than a fade wipe to mull my thoughts over this new info.
No sooner as the night fallen that
Michael is on the prowl, dispatching a few guards, groundskeeper and
personnel left and right that Laurie must dig down deep and take
Michael head to head for the sake of her son's life and possibly her
sanity. Will Laurie defeat Michael after so many have tried and
failed? Will she ever have a normal life again? Will John be as
messed up as anyone else associated with the Myers bloodline?
A few comments of trivia about this
film in a moment. I had a slight rant to this particular film.
While this screen treatment feels like you should be ignoring
anything that happened from 4 and on they really kept pushing the
envelope in reminding you of the first two films with lifting
dialogue uttered by Donald Pleasence during the latter opening credit
sequence after the first 4 deaths to using the line, "Well it's
Halloween. I guess everyone is entitled to one good scare."
My biggest bee in my bonnet (Other than what ass put me in a bonnet)
is the lack of continuity already established by the last three
movies and how this film seemed almost like we should sweep those
movies under the rug. Other reviewers speculate it is a divergent or
alternative timeline from the other movies. Frankly, just point out
Laurie wanted a boy and not a girl, faked her death and went off to
live out the days with her son. See? No mystery and maybe a bad
parent story line in the wings.
So we have cliches' like horror movie
characters watching a horror movie during our film, reminding you
there may be better flicks out there I am guessing or that this is
all Sam Raimi and Wes Craven's fault for starting this trend in
horror movies. Initially, Jamie Lee Curtis wanted to work with John
Carpenter for H20 but he declined due to lack of interest in the
existing project any longer. Of the unmentioned alumni of this
movie I must not forget the original scream queen Janet Leigh, L.L.Cool J, Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Jodi Lyn O' Keefe. Not a bad
flick but I have to say not one of my favorites of the franchise.
Ever been with a scream queen, baby? |
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