Hey there folks. Sorry the delay the
last two days. Personal issues including having to get a new cell
thanks to my graceful dropping of the previous one. With that in
mind we continue Bruno Mattei Week with an incursion to Vietnam but
apparently this is not part of the war bringing the ever shouty, eye
bulging Reb Brown as lead role gunning men down, driving knives into
their bellies and all around being a terrifying bad ass. Will this
be a rip-off of anything previously existing? This is Strike
Commando.
Get off my roof, squirrels!!!! |
Sgt. Ransom (Reb Brown of
Captain America II: Death Too Soon, Yor, Hunter from the Future,
Uncommon Valor, Howling II:... Your Sister Is a Werewolf, Space
Mutiny, Cage and Cage II) leads his valant men into a weapons
depot in Vietnam, prepping C-4 around the base to be obilivinized I
guess. His superiors are keeping an eye on the team's progress as
his CO, Colonel Radek (Christopher Connelly of Gunsmoke, Paper
Moon, Police Story, Airwolf, Jungle Raiders and Foxtrap) is
getting antsy about the time they are pain painstakingly taking sneaking
behind enemy lines, avoiding barb wire, tripwires, mines and enemy
patrols. Guess Radek expected everyone to go all Solid Snake, have
their cardboard box handy and just ease in and out of the location.
Hey Radek, why don't you sprint across
the open minefield then? Jerk. The bombs are laid and everyone is
making their way out when one of Ransom's commandos is caught and
killed by a roaming guard. Should have checked his proximity
detector... which he didn't have. The alarm goes off and Radek
jumps the gun demanding the bombs prematurely detonate (A constant complaint
he receives from his wife) while Ransom's team are still in the blast
zone. Another one of the team gets blasted as everyone hauls butt and
Ransom is tossed in the river.
So after this gets blown up, let's get a beer. |
Found in the river by a village boy,
Ransom is nursed back to health at an alarming rate. Seriously, what
is in the local herbs because he is fully healed in no time. Psst
Ransom, score me some of that. He agrees to lead the villagers out
of harm's way when it is discovered there is a Soviet attachment
working with the Vietcong. The helicopter swoops in and Radek tells
the pilot to leave Ransom because the LZ (landing zone for civvies)
is too hot.
Cut off from rescue, one of Ransom's
majors manages to calm him down long enough for Ransom to sneak back
in and take photos of the Soviets for proof they are operating out
here. Far too long he is spotted and captured. The Soviets led by a
fella name of Jakoda (Alex Vitale of Hands of Steel, Urban
Warriors, Strike Commando, Robot Jox and Beyond the Door III)
torture Ransom with electrocution, beating him, forcing him to do
village chores and barbaque his back with a blow torch. Any of this
sound vaguely familiar? *cough* Stallone movie
Months
go by and finally the Soviets give Ransom a chance to spare his life
if he speaks out against his government and points out how they left
him to die while being total cowards blah blah and so on. Ransom
gambles with his life and mops the floor with the soldier, scoops up
Jakoda's girlfriend and tries to make it out with his life. Will he
succeed in escaping? Will he demand vengeance on Radek? Is there a
horrible paying ransom pun in there?
Okay
now just a few comments on the movie. While not brilliant or
original, this is a hard hitting, fast paced action film that
provides entertainment for those wanting bullets whizzing through the
air, body count rack-up and a lot of violence.
That
being said, it is easy enough to see where most of the inspiration
(RIP-OFFFFFF.....) came from as it is very close to Rambo: First
Blood Part II overall but it also has a lot of fight sequences that
are just too exact to that of the Missing in Action flick with Chuck
Norris and I swear Jakoda is nothing more than a hybrid of Dolph
Lundgren's Ivan Drago from Rocky IV and Lt. Nikolai Rachenko from Red
Scorpion. Film theft aside, I was actually having fun with the
movie in spite of the heartfelt speech Ransom goes on about
Disneyland rides, junk food and candy to a dying boy that has
probably NEVER heard of Mickey Mouse. To Reb's credit he looked like
this is the kind of thing he would tell an actual dying boy.
Scorpions in my pants!!!! |
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