Welcome back readers! Yes I am back,
energized and ready to be the sophisticated writer bringing you the
majestic side of cinema, describing in detail the fundamentals of
each shot, location and what the director and actors were inspired to
achieve after enjoying the riveting final draft of the script.
Yeah that's gonna happen. Have you
read some of the stink bombs I have reviewed??!! With that in mind
we will go into the realm of the obscure and overlooked exploitation
director of horror, science fiction, action and exploitation with
Italian director Bruno Mattei.
Right now he is envisioning his version of Avatar. |
Making his mark in the industry with
editing more than 100 flicks between that latter 60s to early 1970s
he had his first directorial in 1974's hardcore footage of Jesus
Franco's 99 Women, in which he supplied 20 additional minutes of pure
adulterated smut. Yup classy beginnings aside he directed two
Caligula inspired but blatant rip-offs called Caligula and Messalina
and Nero and Poppea: An Orgy of Power. Can you guess there just
might be gobs of nudity??? If the answer is yes, well no f**king
kidding!
Having breasticles flashed at the
camera isn't all he mastered as he has moved into the expanse of
horror sub-genres such as: Zombies, Creature Features, Cannibals and
Women in Prison films. Of the 54 films directed, 29 of them he
wrote as he has trolled the states to find the next new rip-off to
create. You see kids, with his extremely low budget for cinema,
most of his films have horrific dubbing, oddly translated dialogue
and enough gore and nudity to stave off the average horn doggy.
Dubbed the Italian Ed Wood may have stuck in his craw a bit but he
persevered having a substantial cult following from the VHS, Gen X to
the Millennials enjoying his awesomely bad films. From that we can
take in these are movies folks are at home giving it the MST3K smack
down with vim and vigor. The most predominate sub-genre Mattei was
found working in was the Naziploitation flicks that usually revolved
around death camps, experiments or stockades and the like. With the
clique that it is de Fuhrer's up most important gig that has to be
taken seriously. Did I mention gobs of nudity because these were
considered erotica as well.
Where is that Goblin music coming from dammit??!! |
From ripping off James Cameron and Sly
Stallone, International law on plagiarism is a long and pain staking
task to prove what was lifted from music, dialogue, characters and
even film story ideas so better to just shake your head and rise
above it. The man when through a lot of pseudonyms to avoid most of
these law suits so good luck on that. Vincent Dawn being the most
likely and a nod to George Romero's Dawn of the Dead. So worry not
my readers, I have a plethora of crap ahead of me and I will go
kicking, screaming, gouging and ball kicking all the way into the
madness that is Bruno Mattei Week.
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