Ahh welcome welcome to Day 4 of the Obscure Slasher Week and
yes did I find a treasure of utter 80’s.
From the dialogue to the clothes, to the more mousse than Bullwinkle
this film is dated in its standings. So
it is my great pleasure to bring you the pain and torture that is Cheerleader
Camp.
Now let's play pick your first victim! |
Spoilers are grody to
the Max!!!
Well our youngins are off to Camp Vorhees..er…um I mean Camp
Hurrah , a camp so bloody remote from any other walk of life you would need a
compass, a Sherpa and probably a machete to get back to civilization. So naturally this makes perfect sense to
have a bunch of horny teenagers out and about with next to no supervision. Our main protagonist is Alison (Betsy
Russell of Tomboy, Trapper County War, Saw III, IV, V, VI and Saw 3D: The Final
Chapter) a spunky girl that has woes of inadequacy who wants to strive
to be the very bestest cheerleader ever…what a goal let me tell you. Along with her is her overtly flirtatious
boyfriend Brent (Leif Garrett of Walking Tall, The Last Survivors, The Outsiders, Delta
Fever and Popstar) and when he is not macking on her, he is instilling
words of wisdom on how she can obtain her goals…and then talk her into
anal. Oh please like Leif Garrett never
has done that.
Boy the competition is fierce |
Our alumni doesn’t stop there, we still have two Playboy
playmates to add into the mix. Theresa
Salazar (Rebecca Ferratti of Gor, Beverly Hills Cop II, Gor II and Ace Ventura:
Pet Detective) and Pamela Bently (Former Playmate and adult actress Teri
Weigel...you go look up those titles) and good old Pop (character
actor Buck Flower from Escape from New York, They Live, Starman, The Fog, Back
to the Future II and Sundown: The Vampire in Retreat). Yessir, this camp looks like it’s in good
hands here and there couldn’t be anything to worry about right? With all the hopes pinned on winning the All
States finals, Alison is wracked with nightmares of murders that are haunting
her and making her wonder what is wrong with her.
Now comes the part where I use my eyes and observe. The better portion of shots in this film is a
national park in California called Sequoia Nation Forest, which oddly enough
Addams Family Values was also shot at for most of the summer camp scenes. Standard 35mm camera and a fair amount of boom
mikes vs. miking your actors but for crying out loud get a better wind sock to
cover your boom. I hear a fair amount of
the wind whistling in the breeze there.
Occupado...gurgle.. |
The recording is mono and fortunately the DVD copy did clear
up the dialogue a bit better because I could barely hear the audio on the VHS. The soundtrack sounds like what I like to call
“Fun with a Casio.” and the mood lighting in portions feels almost Wes Craven
via Nightmare on Elm Street. A far
amount of handheld work and a bit of dolly track.
Wind Tunnel!! |
This film too suffers
from the disease of multiple titles called the Also Known As syndrome. Apparently Cheerleader Camp didn’t cover it
all for the other countries so we have Bloody Pom Poms, Bloody Nightmare and Bloody
Scream. With it approaching pornography
on its extensive nudity, sexual references I am actually amazed they had time
to run a horror movie there. Think of on
the lines of Sleepaway Camp with even less direction, story line and clever
character creation.
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