Hidey ho folks and welcome to Day 5 of Sci-Fi Week and this
fine day we end on a Dino de Laurentiis production of which was a huge staple
in science fiction and scifi fantasy.
What other film has a Bond, a Bond villain and Ornella Muti in basically
spandex? What other film can give you
cheesy lines like,”Flying blind on a rocket cycle,” or “Lying bitch.” So strap yourselves in, prep your preflight
and may the gods have mercy. This is
Flash Gordon.
Space girls are easy...heh. |
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Based primarily on the 1934 comic strip created by Alex
Raymond our film opens with booming narrative between two malicious powers on
deciding what to do with the Earth. His
excellency, Emperor Ming (Max Von Sydow of The Exorcist, Conan the
Barbarian, Judge Dredd, Minority Report and Shutter Island) amuses
himself with tormenting Earth with manipulations of nature elements and
disasters. On Earth, New York Jets
football hero Flash Gordon (Sam J. Jones of 10, My Chauffeur, Jane and
the Lost City, Black Scorpion, Gangland, Revamped and Redemption)
starts getting all flirty flirty with this leggy travel agent journalist Dale
Arden (Melody Anderson of Dead & Buried, Manimal, Firewalker and Jake and
the Fatman) and she plays hard to get.
Better to catch up with the pilots of this tiny two prop Cessna. Little idle chat with the pilots and next
thing you know the pilots are atomized by freak lightning. No ifs ands or buts about it, they just
vanish, leaving Flash to crash land the plane to safety. Oh folks this will be a familiar theme as he
seems to crash land everything he flies.
Dale and Flash are none worse for wear as they encounter NASA disavowed scientist
Dr. Zarkov (Topol of Sallah, El Dorado, Fiddler on the Roof, The Public Eye, For
Your Eyes Only and The Winds of War) whose building they crashed
into. He explains that he is concerned
about the weather and assures them he has a phone to contact whomever they
need. Moments later he kidnaps them both
on a rocket ship of his design to encounter whoever is wreaking havoc on the
planet. Travelled through almost a
completely different galaxy our heroes arrive at the less that hospitable
Mongo. Nice place to visit but who wants
to live there? A bit like Vegas in that
regards.
Ming or the Mandarin? Who can say. |
The intrepid trio is brought before the Royal Court and it
will be in Ming’s law what to do with the pathetic Earthlings. Ming chooses to
have Dale for…well pleasure. Flash bowls
over 12 of Ming’s men, in an impromptu Football tacklings and chucks these
green cylinders at the soldiers, we get a fairly kick ass theme music going and
then…Zarkov, typical geek throws like a retarded ape and clocks Flash in the
coconut by accident. Flash is scheduled
to be executed but Ming’s daughter Aura (Ornella Muti of Tales of Ordinary Madness,
Oscar, An Amazing Couple and Postcards from Rome) has the hots for
Flash and asks to keep him as her…pleasure pet? You get a Gorrean feel here in Mongo. Our party is split up as Dale is prepped for…pleasure,
Zarkov is to be mind wiped and Flash sent to death. I tell you Ming can delegate his work load.
And now a few points of interest about the film. The airfield scenes at the beginning of the
film, though set in America was actually shot in Scotland, Dino De Laurentiis
was hoping Federico Fellini (La Strada, 8 1/2, La Dolce Vita and Juliet
of the Spirits) would have directed the film given his involvement in
the comic strip during WWII and Timothy Dalton looked good in a Errol Flynn
mustache. Yes the effects are blue
screened and composited in but all in all this purposely campy film holds a
place near and dear in my heart.
So drink after all this? Oh, yeah. |
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