Hello all and welcome to the last day of Obscure Slasher
Week. We end on a far amount of nudity,
college girls meeting their tragic end and gasp the killer revealed as someone
you more or less expected. A true
product of the 80’s in its vain attempt to cash in on the popularity of Friday
the 13th and Halloween. So
grab some liquor, have pre-marital sex and enjoy a little reefer. This is House on Sorority Row.
Yes they're real Tiffany and bite me! |
Ohmigod Spoilers!
Seven sorority sisters decide as a final hurrah they will
have a big farewell party but their previous place fell through. Guess there was only enough funds for booze
rather than booze and a rental so given the place is closing up for the end of
the year. Vicki (Eileen Davidson of Easy Wheels,
Eternity, Santa Barbara and The Bold and the Beautiful), Liz (Janis
Ward of Steambath, Remington Steele, T.J. Hooker, and Matlock), Jeanie
(Robin
Meloy of The House on Sorority Row), Morgan (Jodie Draigie of The House on
Sorority Row),Diane (Harley Jane Kozak of Parenthood, When Harry
Met Sally, Arachnophobia and Dark Planet) Stevie( Ellen Dorsher of The House on
Sorority Row) and Katherine (Kate McNeil of Monkey Shines, As the World
Turns, Sudden Death and Space Cowboys) are living it up when House
mother Mrs. Slater (Lois Kelso Hunt of Homicide: Life on the Street and Head of State)
is most vexed about this and wished the home to be empty as per her yearly
ritual.
Way to accessorize Vicki! |
She shuns the girls
and stomps downstairs to tear up and burn on the sorority chapter
pictures. Previously in a flashback
sequence 20 years ago she had difficulties in child labor and the doctor gave
her the bad news. Flash forward to the
present day for a dose of exposition by the same doctor but it is obscured with
hyperbole and metaphor of that tragic night.
The girls gather together to play a prank on Mrs. Slater by
stealing her incredibly sharp walking cane and tossing it in her filth and scum
ridden pool then taunt her at gunpoint to go swim for it. Quite by accident Vicki fires a .45 caliber
round right through Mrs. Slater and the girls form a pact to hide Slater’s
corpse in the swimming pool until their graduation party can be finished. None of that go to the cops and explain
nonsense for these ladies of virtue.
Remember girls, no riders! |
Now I have just a few critiques and observations about the
film. A fair amount of crane shots are
found in this film of which IMDB tells us it was done from a cherry
picker. The FX for the gore scenes could
have benefited from some black dye in the karo syrup to let the blood look less
orange on film. Some of the incidental
music was lifted from the infamous film Manos: The Hands of Fate and it is only
through Mystery Science Theater 3000 that I know that little tidbit. The storyline is enjoyable, the characters
are flushed out and all in all it is an impressive production. I have seen better and far far worse so yes
this was well conceived.
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