Well folks, Halloween is almost upon us
and I felt like cheating for the year because...well I have covered
every Halloween movie except the Rob Zombie remakes and nothing
against them but there is only two of those films and you got the
vibe he was begrudged to take the sequel. Again, nothing against
these movies as I felt he created his own Michael Myers story arc
away from Carpenter's pure evil. So I decided the easiest thing to
review would be a fair amount of zombie films. Now while these are
not always been my favorite thing in the world to review, I thought
it would be simple enough to gander. Coupled with I was sent a
zombie film to review via in the mail. I sense more than a few more
films to review so I will be setting up a P.O. Box for more movies to
look at.
Maybe he is just doing laundry. |
Zombie movies while easy as pie to go
through again I have a substantial and ridiculous fear of the
shambling dead. Yup, it is stupid considering I have seen over 347
zombie movies but you must press on from this nonsense. A mild
issue I grant you but a straightforward concept to contend with. So
I have at least two films to review by request and at least two more
to find. Could do a recent or perhaps a latter one and hope for the
best.
Given most zombie films are based
before, during or after an outbreak, they can surprise you.
Occasionally you will luck out with a murderous and clever story like
the French cinematics The Horde or you end up with a festering,
stinky turd like Zombie Lake. It is a roll of the die and a silent
prayer that Lady Luck has not abandoned you. So let's give a look to
the rotters and hope for the best.
Skeletor does not approve!! |
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