We begin with Day 1 of Zombies for
Halloween. Sounds like a protest poster held up by a dead man. This
time around we go back to the Godfather of zombies himself, George
Romero. Now for those unfamiliar with this name...for crying out
loud go on IMDB.com and take a gander. Only been making horror films
since 1968, people. Anywho, we follow the story of one of the
surviving cities of Pennsylvania. Pittsburgh surrounded on two
sides by the rivers and the last entry covered by an electrified
fence. The former rich and powerful still live in luxury as the
working class still in squalor. This is Land of the Dead.
Digital dead!!! FLEE!!!! |
Also referred as George Romero's Land
of the Dead, a small army search for supplies, food and medical as
well additional ammo. With a handful of cash, debating and influence
the city's headman Paul Kaufman (Dennis Hopper of Easy Rider,
Apocalypse Now, Blue Velvet, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, Hoosiers,
Blood Red, True Romance and Speed) put up the funds to build
Dead Reckoning, a heavy armored vehicle loaded with rockets, HMG
(Heavy Machine Guns) and a decent missile rack. Armed with fireworks
as a distraction for zombies, an armed team with bikes and cars swoop
in taking down the nearest dead in the way while the team gets
medicine and food. The team led by Riley Denbo (Simon Baker of
Ride with the Devil, Red Planet, The Guardian, Smith, The Devil Wears
Prada, Not Forgotten and The Mentalist), electronic expert,
designer of Dead Reckoning, man of the people and all around decent
guy. Denbo notices the zombies exhibiting intelligence and possible
memory.
This rug is itchy, man. |
This is his last mission as he has
enough funds to get a car, fuel and leave Pittsburgh forever...until
a low ranking slinger of booze and hookers pimp name of Chihuahua
(Phil Fondacaro of Willow, Phantasm II, Ghoulies II, Dollman
vs. Demonic Toys, Bordello of Blood, The Creeps and Hercules).
Unofficially Chihuahua works for Kaufman as does the rest of the
town and those under the luxury condos in Fiddler's Green. Kaufman
has more than a few henchmen to take out his "trash".
Unfortunately Kaufman has a lackey with delusions of grandeur, Cholo
(John Leguizamo of Miami Vice, Die Hard 2, Carlito's Way,
Executive Decision, Spawn, Ice Age and Assault on Precinct 13)
has aspirations of joining Fiddler's Green given the amount of money
he has will afford him not only a place at the Green but to live off
the dividends.
Denbo and his buddy sharpshooter
Charlie (Robert Joy of Mds, The Lazarus Child, The Hills Have
Eyes, Aliens vs Predator: Requiem and CSI: NY) get tossed in
jail saving a girl Slack (Asia Argento of XXX, The Keeper, Land
of the Dead, Last Days, Marie Antoinette, Mother of Tears, Drifters
and Dracula 3D) from pit zombies. All three are in deep
kimchi until Cholo convinces the rest of the Dead Reckoning crew to
swipe the badass tank and threaten to blow it up until they get cash
for it. Say wasn't this a zombie film?
After the last town the crew raided,
the remaining zombies led by a zombie/former gas station attendant
known as Big Daddy (Eugene Clark of Night Heat, 3 Men and a
Baby, TekWar: The Series, Trailer Park Boys: The Movie, Robocop:
Prime Directives and The L.A. Complex) and even learn to
cross the waters as there was no fear for drowning. Will the Pitt
survive the incoming undead onslaught?? Will classes ever get
along?? What the f**k is cash good for in the land of the dead??
A few bits of trivia now. Simon Pegg
and Edgar Wright make a guest appearance as photo-booth zombies
thanks to Shaun of the Dead being the hit that it was. Practical SFX
wizard/stuntman/actor/director and producer Tom Savini reprised his
biker character from Dawn of the Dead but as a zombie. This was the
first "Living Dead" series that had digital effects in it.
Fiddler's Green is actually old
maritime folklore for pirates and sailors who have served at least 50
some odd years at sea. An afterlife of legend full of music, dancing
and debauchery. With a $19 million dollar budget pulled in $45
million so not a bad turn of profit.
Huh, figured there would be more zombies. |
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