Back
again for Day 3 of Zombies for Halloween and I noticed something that
made me snicker. There seems to be a craze for exotic dancers
(Strippers) must do battle with the living dead. I mean clear heels
are not an effective melee weapon unless the girl can skull crack
that well. This has become a subgenre via Horror and apparently it
is deemed needed to have at least five movies that I am aware of. So
why don't we gander at one of those then? Well this time around this
particular film is taped on a HD camcorder via Canon. This is
Zombies! Zombies! Zombies!
So naughty nurse is not a real profession? |
With a
horror duo director Jason Murphy and
writer Anthony Steven Giordano(Zombies! Zombies!
Zombies!, The Unbroken, Robo-Dog and Monsters at Large) film
vehicle is also known as Strippers vs Zombies starts
with the best intentions as the story goes. Searching for the end
all cure for cancer, scientist Dr. Stewart (Michael
Clinkenbeard of Dark Frontier Vanishing Point Fan Based, Zombies!
Zombies! Zombies! And Switch)
creates a chemical to promote cellular growth but a drug addict
breaks in and accident mixes up the cure and drugs with and shoots up
with a couple of prositutes. Enter plot device! Junkie and ladies
of ill-repute are zombified and proceed to bite folks around them.
Meanwhile at the campy named strip club, The Grindhouse have had
their dancers working away.
Yo baby, wanna a hot date? |
Stripper
pro and fan favorite Dallas (Lyanna
Tumaneng of The Fiesta Grand, Zombies! Zombies! Zombies!, and Letters
to God)
takes newcomer Harley (Hollie Winnard of Death
Plots, Hoodoo for Voodoo, The Fiesta Grand, 1000 Ways to Die and The
Republic of Two)
under her wing and shows her the ropes, pulleys and how best to
straddle the brass pole. To offer assistance to our new rookie
regulars Pandora (Juliet Reeves London of
Automaton Transfusion, All Wrapped Up, Second Coming and Abraham
Lincoln: Vampire Hunter)
and Dakota (Jessica Barton of Survival of the
Nude Reality Girls, The Fiesta Grand and JM After Dark: Volume 1,
Issue 1)
and just really work with one another. The local pimp Johnny Vegas
(Anthony Headen of Zombies! Zombies! Zombies!,
Perfect Combination, The Bay and Internal Affairs)
has lose a few of his stable, asking the girls if they see them, to
send them his way. Really wanted to savage the stripper DJ with a
ball bat. What a pointless job description in any universe.
Bystanders make their way to a
diner for breakfast when zombie hookers (Imagine using that term in
real life) proceed to attack them as they wander their way back to
Vegas...hopefully to eat him.
Somewhere down the line Dallas and
her guy Chris get the idea to head to the chemical research facility
and receive a gob of exposition and handed an antidote.
Can the zombie outbreak be resolved?
Will the antidote be the final measure?
Well the girls are lovely in spite
of following into the jiggly girl category, the camcorder operator
needed to learn how to block the actors, there was no real practical
effects and they relied entirely too much on CGI gore effects. There
is practically no soundtrack to speak of for any atmosphere or even
ratcheting up tension. Hell the lighting was pretty painful as well.
How do I put this? The Big Tits Dragon was more realistic and more
thought provoking. If you want to see girls, zombies and blood, have
at it.
Yeah I think the A/C is cranked up. |
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