Day 3 of Michael Crichton Week brings
about a less flattering one of his looser translated books. The
offbeat attitude of the film is a bit more humor than the novel but
it felt like the forced zany of the Brendan Fraser Mummy movies.
This is Congo.
Damn teleconference! |
An expedition for a telecommunications
corporation TraviCom, employees Charles Travis (Bruce Campbell
of The Evil Dead, Evil Dead II, Hercules: The Legendary Journeys,
Icebreaker, Jack of All Trades, Spider-Man, Sky High, Burn Notice and
Ash vs Evil Dead) and Jeff Weems (Taylor Nichols of
Barcelona, Boiler Room, Jurassic Park III, Black Mail, Hide Away,
Freeloaders, Possessions and Godzilla) have made their
discovery, a blue diamond that will boost their satellite signals 100
times over. To celebrate, they call TraviCom to boast the good
news showing video and audio link when they realize the rest of their
expedition team are dead and then...silence.
I FLOSS!!! |
Meanwhile back at TraviCom HQ Karen
Ross (Laura Linney of Searching for Bobby Fischer, Primal Fear,
Absolute Power, The Truman Show, You Can Count on Me, Mystic River,
Love Actually, Man of the Year and The Nanny Diaries) is
desperate to regain contact with the expedition via remote to pan
around the remains of the team, their supplies and tents. Ross bolts
to get ahold of CEO and Charles' dad, R.B. Travis (Joe Don
Baker of Guns of the Magnificent Seven, Walking Tall, Golden
Needles, Mitchell, The Pack, The Shadow Chikara, Final Justice, The
Living Daylights, Goldeneye and Tomorrow Never Dies) who is
concerned about his son and party and Ross offers to lead to a new
team to find Charles ASAP.
Meanwhile Dr. Elliot (Dylan
Walsh of Congo, Nip/Tuck, The Lake House, NCIS: New Orleans and
Unforgettable) a primatologist teaching a young
gorilla named Amy sign language and she has this cobbled backpack
with a portable battery pack that helps her translate her sign
language to English so she can be the first to offer communications
from primates to humans. And I thought all you need bananas and
chest beating. Naturally the upper one percenters, college alumni
and philanthropists doesn't seem interested in Elliot's request. A
Romanian name of Herkermer Homolka (Tim Curry of The Rocky
Horror Picture Show, Legend, Clue, Fish Police, FernGully: The Last
Rainforest, Muppet Treasure Island, Voltron: The Third Dimension and
Family Affair) offers to pay to take young Amy and the doc
out to the Congo and Ross joins them in the trek.
Grr. I guess. Whatever. |
While in Africa (Costa Rica
regions and Kenya) the team meets up Munro Kelly (Ernie
Hudson of Human Tornado, Highcliffe Manor, White Mama, Ghostbusters,
The Super Powers Team: Galactic Guardians, The Last Precinct, The
Crow, Levitation, Shark Attack, Miss Congeniality, Oz and
Everything's Jake) to lead them in the deep jungles but they
got scooped up by a militia captain name of Wanta (Delroy Lindo
of Beauty and the Beast, A Man Called Hawk, Bright Angel, The Hard
Way, Malcolm X, Clockers, Broken Arrow, Romeo Must Die, Gone in Sixty
Seconds, Heist, The Last Castle, Sahara, Domino and Point Break)
capturing the lot of them and offering his services for an mildly
obscene fee. Heading to a Lost City of Zinj next to this fabled
diamond mine the expedition's camp is completely wrecked and a grey
gorilla had clearly had been slaughtering outlanders left and right.
Will the team find Charles still alive?
What is the significance of the gorilla and this lost city?
The gorillas are practical effect
bodysuits and fairly strong stuntmen for that rather than the lesser
CGI. Bruce Campbell originally auditioned for Dr. Elliot but ended
up with Charles Travis role instead. The volcano was actually an
active volcano called Volcan Arenal, in Costa Rica. The funniest
fact is the pilot of 727 was played by none other Jimmy Buffett.
Truly my accent is what keeps this film together. |
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