So we have Day 4 of Michael Crichton
Week as we move into a sci-fi psychological thriller directed and
produced by Barry Levinson (Diner, Young Sherlock Holmes, Tin
Men, Good Morning, Vietnam, Rain Man, Avalon, Bugsy, Toys, Jimmy
Hollywood and Disclosure) and you would think a story of a
300 year old spacecraft found in the great depths of the ocean would
be a kick ass sci-fi story. But lengthy shots of water, a Samuel
Jackson turning pages and Academy Award winner composure Elliot
Goldenthal (Pet Sematary, Grand Isle, Alien 3, Demolition
Man, Interview with the Vampire, Cobb and Heat) bringing the
tone buUuuUuUut...yea not gonna lie, this one hurt a bit. This is
Sphere.
I farted. I'm owning up. Sorry about that. |
With a team of experts in their field,
the crew of the Habitat (self contained underwater observation and
living conditional bio-sphere) consisting of mathematician Dr.
Harry Adams (Samuel L Jackson of Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown,
XXX, The Incredibles, Snakes on a Plane, Iron Man 2, The Avengers and
The Boondocks), Marine biologist Dr. Beth Halperin (Sharon
Stone of Allan Quartermain and the Lost City of Gold, Action Jackson,
Total Recall, Basic Instinct, The Specialist, The Quick and the Dead,
Casino, Cold Creek Manor and Catwoman), astrophysicist Ted
Fielding (Liev Schreiber of Scream 2, Jakob the Liar, The
Hurricane, Hamlet, Scream 3, X-Men Origins: Wolverine, Salt and
Spotlight), psychologist Dr. Norman Goodman (Dustin
Hoffman of The Graduate, Kramer vs Kramer, All the President's Men,
Toostie, Rain Man, Sleepers, Mad City, Wag the Dog and The Cobbler)
under the watchful eye of U.S. Navy Captain Barnes (Peter
Coyote of Bitter Moon, Unforgettable, Top of the World, Seeds of
Doubt, Patch Adams, Erin Brockovich, Femme Fatale and Purpose)
as this contained unit is mere yards from the spacecraft.
Must...not...emote. |
Closer examination points out this ship
is in fact not alien but American based technology. With further
probing and diagnosis, the crew find the ship's logs showing the ship
undertook an unknown event similar to or perhaps actually travelling
through a black hole sending the space vessel into the corridors of
time and space. (*cue Dr. Who theme circa 1986!)
After making it back to the Habitat, the crew notice a large
perfectly spherical ball of fluid hovering about the cargo bay. No
way to scrutinize or canvass its abilities, the one thing that does
stand out is all objects seem to cast a reflection but no human faces
or forms do in it.
Dr. Adams is convinced that
mathematically they are all fated to die and the logs will prove this
because of this non-eventual ship in an eventual horizon has come to
be and wibbly wobbly timey wimey. Adams goes over to the sphere and
into the spacecraft then back to the Habitat with a mere whim it
almost feels. He and Goodman are trying to interface with the logs
when it is discovered that a series of encoded messages appear over
all the computer screens causing a bit of panic in the crew as the
desperately attempt to decipher them.
Time travel? Next you be talkin' about Asgardian and gamma monsters. |
A large typhoon over the surface of
water forces the crew to stay longer than predicted, with equipment
failures, and aggressive lifeforms in the water attacking the crew.
Beth, Norman and Harry believe an A.I.on the spacecraft is
responsible. They have been naming it Jerry and demand to know what
is going on. As they calculate and postulate, they realize that
every death or haphazard scenario is something the crew was afraid
of.
Are these manifestations even real?
Have the crew been about to tap into power allowing them to create
matter from nothing? Does this sound like a Neil Degrasse Tyson
drunken rambling??
Now I have a few complaints about the
film itself. One, you really start to feel the two and half hours
drag and your own conclusions to the film hit you pretty early. It
almost feels like you are waiting for the actors to play catch up.
Two, the conclusions made by the cast kind of feels like they are
grasping at straws to the level that impossible was made possible by
them sitting around and debating.
Dustin Hoffman felt the issues of
this movie were never properly addressed and the movie is incomplete
at best. I have to agree. These are complex mathematical concepts
and to just run into them so quickly felt to confined a result. We
are dealing with five dimensional math and theoretical physics that
are never addressed well enough for an outcome to be believable
enough for a proper ending. With a budget of $80 million in 1997,
they managed to only clear $81 worldwide and was considered a flop
greater than Waterworld.
C'mon contract, gimme a loophole to get out of this flick. |
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