Hey gang. Sorry about the week. Been
caught up in writing that short story and well I really didn't want
to stop. So I was looking up cheeseball action movie titles and well
this seemed like complete dog flop. With the capable hands of one
Antonio Margheriti (Horror Castle, Flesh for
Frankenstein, Cannibal Apocalypse, Yor, Hunter from the Future, The
Last Blood, The Ark of the Sun God, Jungle Raiders, Kommando Leopard
and Alien from the Deep) this could go either way. This is
The Hunters of the Golden Cobra a.k.a. Golden Cobra, Hunters of the
Golden Cobra, Jungle Hunt.
I say old sport, this is a spot of bother, ah wot? |
For more than 40 years, many a
household plans a bad movie night for riffing, mockery or just flat
out having plenty of Whiskey Tango Foxtrot moments. Today's film is
no exception. Fimed in Italy, the taglines alone are worth the
viewing. The Mission: Recover the World's Most Priceless Treasure.
The Odds: Impossible! No we are not chasing after the Ark of the
Covenant nor the Holy Grail. Instead the Golden Cobra is besought
and coveted for its supernatural powers. Not sure if it has anything
to do with a ruthless terrorist organization bent on ruling the
world.
New Wave Sheena of the Jungle. |
Towards the end of WWII, American Green
Beret Bob Jackson (David Warbeck of Duck, You Sucker, The
Beyond, The Last Hunter, The Black Cat, Karate Warrior 4, Karate
Warrior 5 and Mean Tricks) and British Intelligence Officer
(MI-6 I guess and possibly SAS
trained) Captain David Franks (John Steiner of
Beyond the Door II, A Man Called Blade, Question of Love, Caligula,
The Last Hunter, Tenebre, Yor, the Hunter from the Future, The Ark of
the Sun God and Cut and Run) get separated from each other
during their mission to eliminate a lunatic Japanese general. With bit
of assistance of stock footage, pyrotechnics at work for flame
pots, the fortified region is no more and our boys slip in. The
action feels a bit Guns of the Navarone meets Raiders of the Lost
Ark. Franks gives of the stereotypical appearance of an Englishman unflappable in the path of danger while Jackson is mildly whimsical.
Several small scale model explosions
but well matched to the existing footage so planes, fuel trucks and
junglescape getting blown up left and right. Jackson witnesses the
fleeing major taken down by poisonous blow darts propelled by the
cannibal cast of Zombie Holocaust. One year later, Franks and
Jackson catch up as both men beat the crap out of each other
morphing a wonderful day for cockfighting into a full donnybrook.
Franks offers a fair degree of cash not mention both their
governments want to know the location of the Golden Cobra. Believed
to have belonged to ancient Asian people the Amox, this relic could
insight holy wars, mystical powers and possibly leave the governments
of Asia toppled due superstitious fear.
Pantless cocktail hour? Count me in. |
And once again a familiar character
actor playing Greenwater looking far more reputable than ever , an
American archeologist searching for his lost niece (Luciano
Pigozzi of General Della Rovere, Two Women, Blood and Black Lace,
Werewolf in a Girl's Domitory, Castle of the Living Dead and Yor,
Hunter of the Future)
once again voiced in dub by the one and only Edward
Mannix.
Most of our jungle war scenes, yup you
guessed it we are back in the Philippines because Vietnam just
doesn't care for film crews at all. Something about a police action
in the 60s and 70s. I dunno. Wasn't paying attention. A lot of the
soundtrack sounds lifted from Man From U.N.C.L.E. All the incidental
music screams, "I belong on the set of Gunsmoke," but I
could be wrong. Coming at you with an hour and 35 minutes, this is
well paced, tries to be original in spite of the source materials it
is clearly lifting and is actually engaging.
Hmm Roger Moore or Jonny Lee Miller? |
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