Day 3 of Forgotten Fantasy is upon us.
It's time for an Ator flick! Who's Ator? Miles O' Keeffe as an
American action hero/Sci-Fi Fantasy competition to Schwarzenegger's
Conan films. Ator the Fighting Eagle and The Blade Master. The
Blade Master is known by another title that stands out. Cave
Dwellers. This time however it is not directed by exploitation of
Sci-Fi, Horror, Post-Apocalyptic, soft core porn and creature
features Joe D' Amato (The
Erotic Adventures of Aladdin X, Creepers, Emanuelle and the Last
Cannibals and Beyond the Darkness)
but instead Sci-fi/Giallo/exploitation and mockbuster director
Alfonso Brescia
(Cry of Death, The Labyrinth of Sex, Nights and
Loves of Don Juan, Battle of the Amazons, Super Stooges vs the Wonder
Women, Blood and Bullets, War of the Planets, Battle of the Stars,
War of the Robots, Big Mamma and Star Odyssey)
continuing the saga of Ator. This is Iron Warrior a.k.a. Ator the
Iron Warrior.
I miss my katanas...and Thong. |
Ator
(Miles O’Keefe of Tarzan the Ape Man, Ator the
Fighting Eagle, Sword of the Valiant and The Lone Runner)
once again back in the world, this time lacking his his mute Asian
sidekick Thong (Kiro Wehara of The Blade Master
and Interzone).
Presumbably he moved on/died/faded into obscurity. Ator also didn't
have anything to do with Mila of Cave Dwellers and this time is not
filmed in Italy but in this time on the island of Malta, Gozo Island.
Well for those that appreciated the camp that was the previous two
films, this takes on a more serious tone. Gone are the days of giant
spider puppets, evil John Saxon lookalikes and invisible warriors.
Our opening title sequence sounds like a retooled version of composer
Jerry Goldsmith's
Star Trek: The Motion Picture theme or the Star Trek: The Next
Generation theme if you will. For shame composer Charles Scott
a.k.a. Carlo Maria
Cordio
(Aenigma, The Pool Hustlers, Pieces, Troll 2,
Midnight Ride, Beyond Darkness, Quest for the Mighty Sword and Deep
Blood)
You will bow down before me, Jor-El. And one day, your heirs!!! |
We
have Ator and his brother...wait what? What brother? Damn you
retcon! So Ator and Trogar are playing in what looks like one of
John Milus Conan the Barbarian sets when Trogar gets kidnapped by an
evil witch Phoedra (Elisabeth Kaza of The Beast,
Mr. Klein, And the Ship Sails On and Castle Freak)
as they were playing catch with I am guessing is a dead tribble or a
very furry ball. Maybe someone casturated a Yeti. Who knows. Off
to the evil witch's trial apparently on Krypton as she is surrounded
by the same spiral rings that General Zod, Ursa and Non were trapped
in as the Council past sentence over them..except this council looks
to be made up of Robert Palmer's backup musicians and vocalists.
Lead witch/sorceress in charge, Deeva (Iris
Peynado of Nothing Left to Do but Cry, Warriors of the Wasteland,
Devil Fish, Baciami strega, Ancient Warriors and Elisa di Rivombrosa)
claims to have created both Ator and his twin brother Trogar as her
tools of justice.
Deeva
will create a princess for the kingdom of Dragor and claims that
Trogar would have been one of her champions but not before she
banishes Phoedra to the Underland for 18 years, a Ghost Region if you
will. Naturally we need some exposition so some narration to
establish Phoedra has not given up her evil ways, raised Trogar into
her Iron Warrior (Franco Daddi of Hercules vs the
Giant Warriors, La bambola di Satana, The Barbarians, Iron Warrior
and Il commissario),
leader of her armies of Hell. He does this wearing dark robes a
kicky red sash, dance belt and a helm worthy of Chromeskull.
Yes, that material is thinner than Kate Moss' waistline. |
Love
the christening of Janna's 18th
birthday. Phoedra just appears with a large fan blowing her hair
back, she looks nuttier than a fruitcake, floats up the dais and the
royal dogs are losing their minds.
Doesn't
help the camera angles feel so confined in this small chamber.
Phoedra tells Janna she will marry the man that played with the dead
tribble..er I mean Yeti testicle.
Ator
is off to the land of Dragor to offer protection and aid to Princess
Janna (Savina Gersak of Cudo nevidjeno, Iron
Warrior, Midnight Ride, Curse II: The Bite, Beyond the Door III and
Soldier of Fortune)
and why wouldn't she want this well-built, long maned, oiled up
specimen of warrior? Gone are his highlights and free flowing locks
as he has braided it into a tail and is now brunette. SALONS OF THE
DARK AGES!!! Can't help but notice his broadsword now replacing his
two katanas looks an awful lot like Conan's.
The
Iron Warrior seems almost a match for Ator leading him to wonder if
he can truly defeat him, his armies of Hell and end Phoedra's evil
once and for all.
Okay
visually this looks amazing from a fisheye lens, to zooms, extended
handheld, some tripod and even a few decent crane shots. With slow
motion, far too many jump cuts for teleportation or materialization
of weapons and items, it almost feels like a rock video rather than a
film.
The
region looks amazing and idle for a fantasy based film and while Ator
has had a complete makeover, O' Keeffe still looks like a bad ass.
This is the last of the Ator films starring Miles O' Keeffe. Joe D'
Amato returns to tack on a fourth installment of Ator as it is the
Quest of the Mighty Sword or Troll 3 or Ator: Quest for the Mighty
Sword or possibly Highlander III: The Sorcerer's Dark Apprentice.
The problem is the story is not very gripping, detracts from anything
previously written and seems to contradict Ator's whole beginnings.
Also I miss mute Thong. Dude rolled with a Falchion and those are
difficult blades to master in my opinion.
He's deadly and FABULOUUUUSSSS!!!! |
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