Welcome back. We are at Day 4 of
Italian Exploitation Week and...well I am a bit tired from jiggly
girls, gore and yet decent working scripts and subplots. So today we
look at an example of Naziploitation (Typically sex crimes
involving sadism gore and degradation in a women in prison or camp)
under our favorite Italian Exploitation director Bruno Mattei
(Guardian of Hell, Double Target, Shocking Dark, Rats: Night of
Terror, Zombi 3, Born to Fight, Cruel Jaws and Land of Death)
so yeah this is going to be a bit of a butt clencher. So how does
the SS keep its men in line? Extensive interrogation? Jumper cables
to a car battery to the scrotum? Nope you need an elite cadre of
high-end prostitutes that answer to the Fuhrer!
This is SS Girls a.k.a.Private House of
the SS, Private House of the SS Girls and Erotic Nymphs of the
Gesatapo.
Volunteers for the Fatherland! |
Dedicated
officer Hans Schellenberg (Gabriele Carrara of SS Girls,
Women's Camp 119 and Mutant Sexual Behaviour) hearing
whispers, hints and scuttlebutt of potential traitors looking to
overthrow Hitler and he decides to recruit 10 women as active whoring
and getting vital information. Our film opens with a spooky manor
worthy of a Scooby Doo intro and some eerie organ music lifted from
Andrew Lloyd Webber's Phantom of the Opera which...yeah I really
didn't feel bad about that. Their training montage kicked in and I
was waiting for the Rocky music to kick in but it feels like Tinto
Brass's Salon Kitty only more ample amounts of perversion and yet,
still doesn't hold that many candles to Fifty Shades of Domestic
Abuse. The funniest thing is Carrara reminds me of Steve Martin's
character from Little Shop of Horrors. His dentist character but in
monk robes and he is so over the top it is a treat. Naturally this
is this highest order of the Fuhrer..along with the breeding camps,
torture camps, supernatural methods enhancing humans to the proper
Übermensch from werewolf or vampire blood.
How do you do a striptease to Flight of the Valkyries? |
Professor Jurgen
(Luciano Pigozzi of General Della
Rovere, Two Women, Blood and Black Lace, Werewolf in a Girl's
Domitory, Castle of the Living Dead and Yor, Hunter of the Future)
puts the lotion on to protect the girls' skins...oh wait I mean he
did several comprehensive and intricate examinations and procedures.
At one point one of the girls gets pregnant and the professor slaps
her calling her a little slut. Um..what protection was there in
1942?
Right now Indy is stopping the Ark being used. |
The Nazis were depicted as
hedonistic perverts and...um if you are looking for me to be
pro-Nazi, you will be waiting on that bus stop for a long damn time.
So with X amount of sex scenes of which there has to be well past 12
short scenes but this flick is only 95 minutes long. Why is there
any reason for a story line to continue? So women tied up, whipped,
hot candle wax and ugh. It just a conglomerate of smut that Bruno
Mattei put this out there and while he was portraying horrific
atrocities and sadly many Mattei fans consider this his magnum opus.
I have no idea what to take away from this. He did try to put some
emotional depth to it and give the film some sense of wanting it to
weigh on society but this is NOT Citizen Kane folks. You will not
rank this with Casablanca any time soon. Hans was either knee deep
in orgies or he was playing his organ. Goofy scenes but again not a
genius film.
Not going to lie to you, folks. The
softcore porn, bondage and vast levels of gratuitous nudity is so
much it almost feels the actual meat and potatoes of the story
doesn't even need to be. Sitting through Salon Kitty it wasn't
anywhere near as smutty as this film. Got to be honest this is about
as erotic as getting teeth pulled...with rusty pliers. So yes if
you need Nazis in a brothel, ridiculous sex scenes and bondage, yeah
this is your flick. I think I am going to go read a book and save
some brain cells.
Professor Creeper at the ready. |
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