Alright, I was flooded with folks
wanting to know about Italian Exploitation. You see this ranges from
anything to the likes of: Giallo (The graphic murder mysteries with
gore, violence and nudity), Creature Feature, Mundo (Action/Adventure
and Western with violence,nudity and foul language), Naziploitation
(Depicting the Nazis as sex perverts, hedonists and creepers),
Nunsploitation (Nuns violated of virtues, guns, drugs, prostitution
and supernatural entities) and Erotic Horror (Serial slashers, giallo
like scenarios, supernatural monsters, entities and Satanists with
gobs of nudity). Now while all that sounds awful in some degree or
another, remember that several of these same genre can be found in
American, UK, European and loads of Japanese films too so no need for
the more sensitive readers to be that upset. I shall endeavor to
give examples of these subgenres even though I have covered more than
a handful last week with Edward Mannix Week. Also expect a Rotten
Reelz Reviews Audio Review some time this week.
Today I found an obscure Giallo film
brought to us by director Giulaiano Carnimeo (Find a
Place to Die,I am Sartana, Trade Your Pistol for a Coffin, The
Diamond Peddlers, My Wife Goes Back to School The Exterminators of
the Year 3000 and Rat Man) a man ranging from Westerns, Post
Apocalyptic films and Giallos so this could be well worth the
viewing. This is The Case of the Bloody Iris a.k.a. Erotic Blue, Why
Are Those Strange Drops of Blood Doing on Jennifer's Body? And Why
Are Those Strange Drops of Blood on the Body of Jennifer.
Oh that's no good. |
Jennifer Lansbury (Edwige Fenech
of Blade of the Ripper, Your Vice Is a Locked Room and Only I Have
the Key, All the Colors of the Dark, Black Belly of the Tarantula,
Private Crimes, Donna and Hostel: Part II) a model by trade
and her friend Marilyn Ricci (Paula Quattrini of I soldi, Il
leone di San Marco, I demoni, The Case of the Bloody Iris, No alla
violenza, I Don't Speak English and Festival) get a rather
swanky high-rise apartment for a steal.. Turns out the previous
tenant was brutally murdered. Not for the apartment I think but
still that better be full disclosure it did or didn't happen in the
apartment.
Johnny Walker Blue. No ice. |
Finding Sheila dead in the elevator is
model/erotic act/wrestler Mizar Harrington (Carla Brait of
Blindman, The Dead Are Alive, Torso, Erotomania, Yuppi du, 1990: The
Bronx Warriors and Escape from the Bronx), a sassy black gal
built like a dancer but as agile as a cat. She was pretty
noncommital with said dead girl in the elevator and tells two other
tenants if the cops need to talk to her, she gives out her name and
apartment number then scoots for an audition.
The previous tenant Sheila (Annabella
Incontrera of The Assassination Bureau, Return of Sabata, Black Belly
of the Tarantula, The Case of the Bloody Iris, Clap, You're Dead and
Stigma) leaves behind her father, Professor Issacs (George
Rigaud of July 14, Escuela de campeones, Horror Express and Black
Jack) is investigating this brutal murder and discover the
identity of the killer to see he or she brought to justice. The
oddest standing is the architect finding the perfect girl for his ad.
Um that is what an ads salesman would do but whatever. Andrea Barto
(George Hilton of My Dear Killer, All the Colors of the Dark,
The Two Faces of Fear, The African Deal, Mark of Zorro, Taxi Girl,
Double Game and Don't Play with Tigers) is attempting to
recruit Mizar for his work and glances at Jennifer during her shoot
becoming enticed by her.
Okay you are a frightened bunny rabbit. Action! |
No sooner has Jennifer and Marilyn
moved into the late Sheila's apartment, Jennifer feels as though she
is being stalked by someone. When interviewed by the police, one of
the butterfingered donut munchers let slip a masked killer has been
offing pretty models and she better watch her step.
But who is this killer? Why is he
slaughtering these girls?? Will we hear Edward Mannix's voice??
Our beautiful dolly/vehicle mount and
hand held shots are all over Lazio, Rome and these are some of the
steadiest shots in any environment. Nothing out of focus unless it
was requested that the background becomes more important than the
foreground. With the 35mm Techniscope give the Eastman color as per
usual that means those cameras are heavier than the Arriflex by at
least 25 lbs so hope those boys got back braces and shoulder massages
each day. There is neutered versions of this topping out at 86 and
90 minutes. The full version is 94 minutes. Must have been far too
smutty for some countries.
Like any good Giallo our killer is not
revealed both physically or reasons why until the last 15 minutes.
Until then it leaves you guessing who the murderer is and frankly
this film does that well. Why it gets grumbled at would probably be
light on the gore and heavy on the boobage. For the sleazy intended
vibe, the soundtrack is catchy and will stay in your head, the
footage is stellar, shadow and light play is awesome. Influences of
Mario Bava and Lucio Fulci as there is a lot of focus on eyes but
unlike Fulci, there was no plucking or gouging of them.
So yes if you don't mind eerie but mild
gore, gorgeous girls taking their kit off and a suspenseful murder
mystery, then step right up. I think it goes without saying not one
for the kids but hell I don't know with what parents let them watch
anymore. Last video/dvd store I was at, someone was renting Saw VI
for her 10 year old. Charming right?
Inspector Not Morse is on the case, dammit. |
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