Well hello there my little lamby lambs
and welcome back for the week here at Rotten Reelz Reviews. Now we
have a few announcements for the week but that will all have to wait
because...I have the sequel! What sequel you may find yourself
asking? Why, only the sequel you yourself didn't even know you
wanted. Yes the sequel to follow 25 years later from all the hard
hitting action, paint balls for blood, the tactical wisdom of Shoot,
shoot shoot, shoot them, man! I speak of none other than Samurai Cop
2: Deadly Vengeance.
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| Kawasu e no ikō o chūshi! or Abort move to dodge! |
25 years later and the streets of
L.A.have not improved. Technology and communications run at an
all-time high and the Yakuza are in full swing. Joe Marshall (Matt
Karedas of American Revenge, Samurai Cop and JAG)has all but
disappeared after the death of Jennifer (now played by adult
film star Kayden Kross of Escort, The Turn On. The Con Job, Nurses 2.
Orgasm and My Sister's Husband)
Frank (Mark Frazer of Another
World, Hunter, Samurai Cop and Lois & Clark: The New Adventures
of Superman) has a life, a good woman and a new partner
Detective Higgins (Laurene Landon of Airplane II: The Sequel,
Hundra, Maniac Cop, Wicked Stepmother, Maniac Cop 2, Drive and Knife
to a Gunfight) whose plastic surgery is kinda frightening to
look at. Seriously, I can barely understand her given her jaw has
been reconstructed and her flesh pulled taunt. It's really scary.
Frank knows a gang war is about to go down with the bodies piling up
on either side but his captain, Joe Harmon (Joe Estevez of
Soultaker, Werewolf, Cyber Seeker, Fatal Justice, Toad Warrior,
Rollergator, Demolition Highway and Guns of El Chupacabra) is
a bit of a prick and doesn't care for cops with instinct only by the
book. At least 3 tsuba (hilt for a wakasashi or katana) have
been left at the murder scenes.
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| Bai Ling's late afternoon wear. |
Frank tracks down the shipping
address only to find Joe, alive and well, hiding out in the desert
making duplicates based on the 8 tsuba of virtue for swords living
the life of peace when Katanas strike! Agreeing to work with Frank
again, Joe meets Milena ( Again adult film star
Kayden Kross of Escort, The Turn On. The Con Job, Nurses 2. Orgasm
and My Sister's Husband)
the spitting image of his dead wife Jennifer and a hokey romance
ensues.
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| 3 semi-nude girls and you can't see a thing in this shot! muahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! |
Joe drug into the middle of this
potential power keg must do battle with the Katana clan against
former mullet Fujiyama (Cranston Komuro of Samurai Cop and
Samurai Cop 2: Deadly Vengeance) and his three deadliest
specialists: Dogge' (Bai Ling of The Crow, Anna and the King,
Sky Captain and the World of Tommorow, Blood Shed, The Key and 6 Ways
to Die), Hera (Adult film actress Lexi Belle of Trouble
Youth 3, Sweet Petite, The Ring, Girls Love Girls 3 and Lusty Young
Lesbians Vol. 6) and Tessa (Adult film star Zoey Monroe
of Slut Puppies 7, Buttsex Nymphos 2, Bitter Sweet. Young &
Glamorous 5, Lil' Gaping Lesbians 5, and the classic P.O.V. Pervert
16) .
Can Joe and Frank put aside their differences to handle Katana
again? Will Joe have another lovely lady wig? Will Frank STOP
mugging for the camera?
Originally pitched as Marshall's
partner Frank would team up with Joe's daughter to avenge dear old
Joe when...actor Matt Karedas turns out to be alive after years off
the grid. Whoops. Better make him a producer. Dear sweet lord
why??? WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO US ALL???!!! Okay, that bit of
overacting is courtesy of The Room's Tommy Wiseau appearing and
having a part. The horror... the horror. YOU'RE SLICING ME APART,
SAMURAI!!! Yup, got it out of my system now.
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| That's not my gun digging into your hip, baby. |
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