Well hello ladies and gents. Well it
is that time, that time I must endure some gut wrenching terror or
just spattering of fluids against the walls, ceiling and floors. I
know it seems a trifle odd for this festive of the year when I could
be enjoying Frank Capra's "It's a Wonderful Life" or George
Seatons's "Miracle on 34th Street" but alas this
blog is not that classy, refined or whimsical enough to handle that
much Christmas hilarity and buoyancy. Do not be fooled by the
extensive vocabulary , people. I sat through Zombie Lake.
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| Yeah this won't end in tears. |
With this in mind I shall slug my waist
high snow pants into the muck and bile that is Christmas themed horror
films. "But Jake, clearly you have already suffered the
slings and arrows of Christmas horror movies every made." A
well meaning attempt to detour me from my chosen task, crazy voice in
my head, but sadly there are more terror imbued dog flop to be had
and I am spending this week subjecting you all to it. So if you
were expecting a delightful reminiscence of Rudolph or Frosty, buddy
have you hit the wrong blog. ENJOY!!!!
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| We are wearing coats in California... SAVE US!!! |
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